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Scripted Masters outfits: Newsworthy or not?

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The best pro golfers in the world will be strolling the fairways of Augusta next week…or are they strutting runways? It’s a little unclear, at this point.

For the past several years, Nike has released photos of how the Striped One will be attired in the majors because, apparently, people care. Gradually, it seems other manufacturers have gotten on board, publicizing their “scripted” outfits. However, this is the first year I remember seeing so many “news” items on golf websites and blogs about how various companies have elected to dress their staffers.

Give me predictions. Give me Masters history. Give me features about the history of the clubhouse, the nursery that used to inhabit the property, or reactions to the 2011 changes, now a couple years removed. Heck, give me an in-depth interview with Martha Burke about the admission of Condoleezza Rice and Darla Moore, or a tale of where Billy Payne gets his haircut.

Don’t, however, give me a news item on Justin Rose’s trouser selections.

Steve Elkington tweeted the following cartoon from his SecretInTheDirt.com:

While the rendering may be thick with nostalgia, it does point out an extreme shift from the days when club pros headed out on the circuit to test their games against one another, trying to make a couple bucks in the process, to today’s oversharing, over-marketed, overexposed stars who seem to sleep in beds of cash and lie their heads on pillows made of gold. They are likely never concerned about whether they’ll make enough in a tournament to take care of their caddies and pay for their hotel rooms.

Heck, look at the following Twitter (you think Hogan would have held a smart phone in his calloused palms and tweeted?) bio:

“SoCal Native, FL Resident, Cowboy 4Life, Dirt Jumper, Future Race Car Driver, SemiPro PhotoBomber/Ninja-er, Retired Student, & Professional Traveler”

If you didn’t know, contextually, who would you think it belonged to? A rich kid of Instagram? A jet-setting X-Games fanatic?

I’m not faulting Rickie Fowler. Clearly, he and those like him are the future of the professional game. By all accounts, he’s widely popular with the youth of our fine country. And, indeed, that is the most important thing for the continued growth and endurance of the game we love.

Rather, I’m simply saying that he could stand to include something about golf in his bio and maybe spend a few hours asking himself the hard questions about why he couldn’t take down Tiger at Bay Hill, rather than running home to Bubba Watson’s house to take self-shots.

I mean, the point of competitive golf is to win, right? Likewise, the objective of playing in the Masters Tournament is to win the whole thing, not look good while finishing tied for 38th.

If there’s blame to be cast, it lies more with Nike than Tiger, more with Taylormade-Adidas than with Sergio, and probably more with lazy golf writers drawn to the easy regurgitation of the press releases, which fall into their laps, than any of the aforementioned.

However, I am clearly out of step with the times, as we approach the Georgian vernal right.

So, if it’s a fashion show they want…then it’s only fitting that I —  like an eager sartorial scribe — fawn over every stitch of one outfit from their scripted Masters garb.

Rickie Fowler

Rickie Fowler Masters Script_Hi Res

The day before he’ll suit up in his traditional orange prison jumpsuit (pictured as well), Rickie Fowler will don a sunburst shirt that looks like the dirt bike he would rather be riding. He will pair this with dark blue pants to suggest the water his hopes of victory will be sinking into, should he make the cut, and a white hat, which is nod to the flag of surrender he’ll be waving. (Disclaimer: I kid! I have Fowler pegged for a top-10 finish this week).

Ian Poulter

Ian Poulter Masters Outfit

The British peacock and creative force behind IJP Design will be wearing black-and-white plaid pants from the company’s new “Johnny Miller circa 1975 Collection.” Poulter will pair this with a shirt that, in my humble opinion, may clash with Clifford Roberts’ chosen shade of green, should he win.

Rory McIlroy

rory-mcilroy-scripting

McIlroy’s Saturday outfit looks a little bit like Tiger Woods’ Sunday attire and that’s probably the point. However, Nike has decided to cloak Rory in a pink shirt that’s not quite red since he’s not quite Tiger Woods. Nike is electing, too, to force the Ulsterman to wear silly plaid pants to remind fans that he’s from the United Kingdom (and because Tiger would never wear them).

Tiger Woods

tiger-woods-scripting

It’s appropriate that Tiger Woods will wear shades of gray on a Saturday, a day where his performance has been sickly the past several years. The TW Ultralite Stadium Pants that the golfer will be wearing look an awful lot like wind pants and continue the horrible trek towards Star Trek bodysuits, which I have long feared to be the future of golf apparel. Tiger will also be wearing your grandfather’s sneakers and sport the swoosh, rather than the “TW” logo, on his hat to maximize branding efficiency as TV viewership increases for the weekend.

For more information about how the rest of your golfing heroes will be attiring themselves, feel free to check out the websites of your favorite major apparel manufacturers (as I surely will not). I think I speak for all true golf fans when I say, I can’t wait to see who gets to accessorize their Sunday Masters outfit with a green jacket!

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  1. Mike D.

    Apr 9, 2013 at 4:41 pm

    The bashing of players in these comments is rather amusing to me. They’re getting paid to wear whatever the manufacturers make, and for the most part have very little time spent advertising what they’re wearing (i.e. Poulter’s, Rory’s, & Tiger’s stuff). So why not spend 5 minutes at a photo shoot so you can earn millions of dollars a year to wear clothes. The insinuation by Elkington and this article that these guys are passing up practice time to promote their gear is absolutely ignorant.

    The only people who make a deal about this is the media. They’re the ones relying on the OEMs to continue pumping money into advertising spots and sponsorship deals. They’re the ones who have to find SOMETHING to fill the 24/7 news cycle. So blame the media for making something out of nothing.

  2. RTG

    Apr 9, 2013 at 2:38 pm

    what has golf become? who the heck cares!!

  3. Chacha

    Apr 9, 2013 at 1:02 pm

    You seem jealous … Societie evolves that’s all …

  4. Joe S

    Apr 9, 2013 at 12:14 pm

    Not; and yes, I’m over 50 and so no longer relevant.

  5. kevin

    Apr 8, 2013 at 11:16 pm

    Who cares what these guys plan to wear. Golfers known to be the worst dressed. polo shirt is not dressing. wearing a baseball cap is not dressing. color coordinating in bright neon colors is not dressing. buttoning up the polo shirt to the top is not dressing but very very nerdy.

  6. J

    Apr 8, 2013 at 9:51 pm

    So you wear unbranded plain slacks and polos without logos…no logos on the shoes…your golf bag have any branding on it… Your headcovers just functional… Is everything about you, your golf bag, your golf clubs just plain, no markings, no individuality.

    This constant… ” it aint what it used to be ” crusade that some golfers/ golf writers seem to be on is tiresome.

    Society progresses. Trends develop, flair, pass and new ones are born behind and in front of it.

    It’s old news.
    Hand over the technology this generation has given you and Ill turn in my bright orange crocodile leather belt.

    Deal?

  7. Rich

    Apr 8, 2013 at 9:48 pm

    not needed to be shown

  8. Pat

    Apr 8, 2013 at 8:50 pm

    Whoa, you are going way too far into this, and it actually got pretty petty at the end and immature. Dude, they get paid A LOT of money to wear a branding on their clothing and as far as the textures, they are all made to be sweat wicking (nike). All that was, was hating, and seemed to be 12 year old jealousy. Gross..

  9. Golf Rig

    Apr 8, 2013 at 8:48 pm

    I for one think they are very cool, it makes the players easy to spot on the course. I have started to track and share outfits and other gear on twitter @GolfRig

  10. Josh

    Apr 8, 2013 at 12:06 pm

    What does their rain gear look like? It is likely that will be the only thing seen for a few days.

  11. Rusty Cage

    Apr 8, 2013 at 10:37 am

    Like it not, professional golf has caught up to the likes of the NFL, MLB, NBA and NHL in terms of marketing and promotion. How individual golfers dress has gone way beyond matters of taste and is now part of any successful marketing campaign built around endorsement contracts.

    As to the question of whether or not this should be considered newsworthy? Is it any more or less newsworthy than the constant “What’s In The Bag?” articles we see on all the major golf publications (online and in print)? OEMs certainly don’t mind the extra publicity these articles generate.

  12. David LoPresti

    Apr 8, 2013 at 9:59 am

    And with this comment:

    “While the rendering may be thick with nostalgia, it does point out an extreme shift from the days when club pros headed out on the circuit to test their games against one another, trying to make a couple bucks in the process, to today’s oversharing, over-marketed, overexposed stars who seem to sleep in beds of cash and lie their heads on pillows made of gold.”

    You lost all credibility

  13. Billy

    Apr 8, 2013 at 9:38 am

    Good article. Definitely not news worthy and it actually really irks me that this is a thing.

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Vincenzi’s LIV Golf Singapore betting preview: Course specialist ready to thrive once again

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After another strong showing in Australia, LIV Golf will head to Sentosa Golf Club in Singapore looking to build off of what was undoubtedly their best event to date.

Sentosa Golf Club sits on the southern tip of Singapore and is one of the most beautiful courses in the world. The course is more than just incredible scenically; it was also rated 55th in Golf Digest’s top-100 courses in 2022-2023 and has been consistently regarded as one of the best courses in Asia. Prior to being part of the LIV rotation, the course hosted the Singapore Open every year since 2005.

Sentosa Golf Club is a par 71 measuring 7,406 yards. The course will require precise ball striking and some length off the tee. It’s possible to go low due to the pristine conditions, but there are also plenty of hazards and difficult spots on the course that can bring double bogey into play in a hurry. The Bermudagrass greens are perfectly manicured, and the course has spent millions on the sub-air system to keep the greens rolling fast. I spoke to Asian Tour player, Travis Smyth, who described the greens as “the best [he’s] ever played.”

Davis Love III, who competed in a Singapore Open in 2019, also gushed over the condition of the golf course.

“I love the greens. They are fabulous,” the 21-time PGA Tour winner said.

Love III also spoke about other aspects of the golf course.

“The greens are great; the fairways are perfect. It is a wonderful course, and it’s tricky off the tee.”

“It’s a long golf course, and you get some long iron shots. It takes somebody hitting it great to hit every green even though they are big.”

As Love III said, the course can be difficult off the tee due to the length of the course and the trouble looming around every corner. It will take a terrific ball striking week to win at Sentosa Golf Club.

In his pre-tournament press conference last season, Phil Mickelson echoed many of the same sentiments.

“To play Sentosa effectively, you’re going to have a lot of shots from 160 to 210, a lot of full 6-, 7-, 8-iron shots, and you need to hit those really well and you need to drive the ball well.”

Golfers who excel from tee to green and can dial in their longer irons will have a massive advantage this week.

Stat Leaders at LIV Golf Adelaide:

Fairways Hit

1.) Louis Oosthuizen

2.) Anirban Lahiri

3.) Jon Rahm

4.) Brendan Steele

5.) Cameron Tringale

Greens in Regulation

1.) Brooks Koepka

2.) Brendan Steele

3.) Dean Burmester

4.) Cameron Tringale

5.) Anirban Lahiri

Birdies Made

1.) Brendan Steele

2.) Dean Burmester

3.) Thomas Pieters

4.) Patrick Reed

5.) Carlos Ortiz

LIV Golf Individual Standings:

1.) Joaquin Niemann

2.) Jon Rahm

3.) Dean Burmester

4.) Louis Oosthuizen

5.) Abraham Ancer

LIV Golf Team Standings:

1.) Crushers

2.) Legion XIII

3.) Torque

4.) Stinger GC

5.) Ripper GC

LIV Golf Singapore Picks

Sergio Garcia +3000 (DraftKings)

Sergio Garcia is no stranger to Sentosa Golf Club. The Spaniard won the Singapore Open in 2018 by five strokes and lost in a playoff at LIV Singapore last year to scorching hot Talor Gooch. Looking at the course setup, it’s no surprise that a player like Sergio has played incredible golf here. He’s long off the tee and is one of the better long iron players in the world when he’s in form. Garcia is also statistically a much better putter on Bermudagrass than he is on other putting surfaces. He’s putt extremely well on Sentosa’s incredibly pure green complexes.

This season, Garcia has two runner-up finishes, both of them being playoff losses. Both El Camaleon and Doral are courses he’s had success at in his career. The Spaniard is a player who plays well at his tracks, and Sentosa is one of them. I believe Sergio will get himself in the mix this week. Hopefully the third time is a charm in Singapore.

Paul Casey +3300 (FanDuel)

Paul Casey is in the midst of one of his best seasons in the five years or so. The results recently have been up and down, but he’s shown that when he’s on a golf course that suits his game, he’s amongst the contenders.

This season, Casey has finishes of T5 (LIV Las Vegas), T2 (LIV Hong Kong), and a 6th at the Singapore Classic on the DP World Tour. At his best, the Englishman is one of the best long iron players in the world, which makes him a strong fit for Sentosa. Despite being in poor form last season, he was able to fire a Sunday 63, which shows he can low here at the course.

It’s been three years since Casey has won a tournament (Omega Dubai Desert Classic in 2021), but he’s been one of the top players on LIV this season and I think he can get it done at some point this season.

Mito Pereira +5000 (Bet365)

Since Mito Pereira’s unfortunate demise at the 2022 PGA Championship, he’s been extremely inconsistent. However, over the past few months, the Chilean has played well on the International Series as well as his most recent LIV start. Mito finished 8th at LIV Adelaide, which was his best LIV finish this season.

Last year, Pereira finished 5th at LIV Singapore, shooting fantastic rounds of 67-66-66. It makes sense why Mito would like Sentosa, as preeminent ball strikers tend to rise to the challenge of the golf course. He’s a great long iron player who is long and straight off the tee.

Mito has some experience playing in Asia and is one of the most talented players on LIV who’s yet to get in the winner’s circle. I have questions about whether or not he can come through once in contention, but if he gets there, I’m happy to roll the dice.

Andy Ogletree +15000 (DraftKings)

Andy Ogletree is a player I expected to have a strong 2024 but struggled early in his first full season on LIV. After failing to crack the top-25 in any LIV event this year, the former U.S. Amateur champion finally figured things out, finished in a tie for 3rd at LIV Adelaide.

Ogletree should be incredible comfortable playing in Singapore. He won the International Series Qatar last year and finished T3 at the International Series Singapore. The 26-year-old was arguably the best player on the Asian Tour in 2023 and has been fantastic in the continent over the past 18 months.

If Ogletree has indeed found form, he looks to be an amazing value at triple-digit odds.

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Ryan: Lessons from the worst golf instructor in America

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In Tampa, there is a golf course that boasts carts that do not work, a water range, and a group of players none of which have any chance to break 80. The course is overseen by a staff of crusty men who have succeeded at nothing in life but ending up at the worst-run course in America. However, this place is no failure. With several other local courses going out of business — and boasting outstanding greens — the place is booked full.

While I came for the great greens, I stayed to watch our resident instructor; a poor-tempered, method teacher who caters to the hopeless. At first, it was simply hilarious. However, after months of listening and watching, something clicked. I realized I had a front-row seat to the worst golf instructor in America.

Here are some of my key takeaways.

Method Teacher

It is widely accepted that there are three types of golf instructors: system teachers, non-system teachers, and method teachers. Method teachers prescribe the same antidote for each student based on a preamble which teachers can learn in a couple day certification.

Method teaching allows anyone to be certified. This process caters to the lowest caliber instructor, creating the illusion of competency. This empowers these underqualified instructors with the moniker of “certified” to prey on the innocent and uninformed.

The Cult of Stack and Jilt

The Stack and Tilt website proudly boasts, “A golfer swings his hands inward in the backswing as opposed to straight back to 1) create power, similar to a field goal kicker moving his leg in an arc and 2) to promote a swing that is in-to-out, which produces a draw (and eliminates a slice).”

Now, let me tell you something, there is this law of the universe which says “energy can either be created or destroyed,” so either these guys are defying physics or they have no idea what they are taking about. Further, the idea that the first move of the backswing determines impact is conjecture with a splash of utter fantasy.

These are the pontifications of a method — a set of prescriptions applied to everyone with the hope of some success through the placebo effect. It is one thing for a naive student to believe, for a golf instructor to drink and then dispel this Kool-Aid is malpractice.

Fooled by Randomness

In flipping a coin, or even a March Madness bet, there is a 50-50 chance of success. In golf, especially for new players, results are asymmetric. Simply put: Anything can happen. The problem is that when bad instructors work with high handicappers, each and every shot gets its own diagnosis and prescription. Soon the student is overwhelmed.

Now here’s the sinister thing: The overwhelming information is by design. In this case, the coach is not trying to make you better, they are trying to make you reliant on them for information. A quasi Stockholm syndrome of codependency.

Practice

One of the most important scientists of the 20th century was Ivan Pavlov. As you might recall, he found that animals, including humans, could be conditioned into biological responses. In golf, the idea of practice has made millions of hackers salivate that they are one lesson or practice session from “the secret.”

Sunk Cost

The idea for the worst golf instructor is to create control and dependency so that clients ignore the sunk cost of not getting better. Instead, they are held hostage by the idea that they are one lesson or tip away from unlocking their potential.

Cliches

Cliches have the effect of terminating thoughts. However, they are the weapon of choice for this instructor. Add some hyperbole and students actually get no information. As a result, these players couldn’t play golf. When they did, they had no real scheme. With no idea what they are doing, they would descend into a spiral of no idea what to do, bad results, lower confidence, and running back to the lesson tee from more cliches.

The fact is that poor instruction is about conditioning players to become reliant members of your cult. To take away autonomy. To use practice as a form of control. To sell more golf lessons not by making people better but through the guise that without the teacher, the student can never reach their full potential. All under the umbrella of being “certified” (in a 2-day course!) and a melee of cliches.

This of course is not just happening at my muni but is a systemic problem around the country and around the world, the consequences of which are giving people a great reason to stop playing golf. But hey, at least it’s selling a lot of golf balls…

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Vincenzi’s 2024 Zurich Classic of New Orleans betting preview

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The PGA TOUR heads to New Orleans to play the 2023 Zurich Classic of New Orleans. In a welcome change from the usual stroke play, the Zurich Classic is a team event. On Thursday and Saturday, the teams play best ball, and on Friday and Sunday the teams play alternate shot.

TPC Louisiana is a par 72 that measures 7,425 yards. The course features some short par 4s and plenty of water and bunkers, which makes for a lot of exciting risk/reward scenarios for competitors. Pete Dye designed the course in 2004 specifically for the Zurich Classic, although the event didn’t make its debut until 2007 because of Hurricane Katrina.

Coming off of the Masters and a signature event in consecutive weeks, the field this week is a step down, and understandably so. Many of the world’s top players will be using this time to rest after a busy stretch.

However, there are some interesting teams this season with some stars making surprise appearances in the team event. Some notable teams include Patrick Cantlay and Xander Schauffele, Rory McIlroy and Shane Lowry, Collin Morikawa and Kurt Kitayama, Will Zalatoris and Sahith Theegala as well as a few Canadian teams, Nick Taylor and Adam Hadwin and Taylor Pendrith and Corey Conners.

Past Winners at TPC Louisiana

  • 2023: Riley/Hardy (-30)
  • 2022: Cantlay/Schauffele (-29)
  • 2021: Leishman/Smith (-20)
  • 2019: Palmer/Rahm (-26)
  • 2018: Horschel/Piercy (-22)
  • 2017: Blixt/Smith (-27)

2024 Zurich Classic of New Orleans Picks

Tom Hoge/Maverick McNealy +2500 (DraftKings)

Tom Hoge is coming off of a solid T18 finish at the RBC Heritage and finished T13 at last year’s Zurich Classic alongside Harris English.

This season, Hoge is having one of his best years on Tour in terms of Strokes Gained: Approach. In his last 24 rounds, the only player to top him on the category is Scottie Scheffler. Hoge has been solid on Pete Dye designs, ranking 28th in the field over his past 36 rounds.

McNealy is also having a solid season. He’s finished T6 at the Waste Management Phoenix Open and T9 at the PLAYERS Championship. He recently started working with world renowned swing coach, Butch Harmon, and its seemingly paid dividends in 2024.

Keith Mitchell/Joel Dahmen +4000 (DraftKings)

Keith Mitchell is having a fantastic season, finishing in the top-20 of five of his past seven starts on Tour. Most recently, Mitchell finished T14 at the Valero Texas Open and gained a whopping 6.0 strokes off the tee. He finished 6th at last year’s Zurich Classic.

Joel Dahmen is having a resurgent year and has been dialed in with his irons. He also has a T11 finish at the PLAYERS Championship at TPC Sawgrass which is another Pete Dye track. With Mitchell’s length and Dahmen’s ability to put it close with his short irons, the Mitchell/Dahmen combination will be dangerous this week.

Taylor Moore/Matt NeSmith +6500 (DraftKings)

Taylor Moore has quickly developed into one of the more consistent players on Tour. He’s finished in the top-20 in three of his past four starts, including a very impressive showing at The Masters, finishing T20. He’s also finished T4 at this event in consecutive seasons alongside Matt NeSmith.

NeSmith isn’t having a great 2024, but has seemed to elevate his game in this format. He finished T26 at Pete Dye’s TPC Sawgrass, which gives the 30-year-old something to build off of. NeSmith is also a great putter on Bermudagrass, which could help elevate Moore’s ball striking prowess.

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