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Breaking news Thursday included a story about John Henry Isenhour III (aka Tripp) being charged with cruelty to animals and killing a migratory bird, misdemeanors that carry a maximum penalty of 14 months in jail and $1,500 in fines.

Naturally, since I was at work where I can be inquisitive, I read the story.  For those of you who have not heard about this I shall summarize: Mr. Isenhour III was participating in filming "Shoot Like A Pro" (I couldn’t make this up, I’m not clever enough to come up with something so dripping with irony) when the victim, Mr.Red Shouldered Hawk began making noise necessitating another take.  Apparently Mr. Hawk had taken a position in a tree bordering the fairway some three hundred yards away.  Yes hawks are loud, especially when there is "quiet on the set" stuff going on to eliminate background noise.  Mr John Henry grabbed his hammer, er club, leaped into his trusty golf cart and drove closer to Mr. Hawk.  After unsuccessfully  whacking a number of balls in the direction of Mr. Hawk in an effort to drive him away ol Mr. John Henry returned to the business at hand, filming "Shoot Like A Pro".

At this point Mr. Hawk, his true intentions unknown but I would hazzard a guess he was thinking "this bozo couldn’t hit the broad side of barn, let’s see if I can really get him angry", moves to within 75 yards of the film crew and once again begin’s heckling Mr. John Henry.  Bad idea.  Mr. John Henry allegedly said, “I’ll get him now,” and aimed for the hawk.  “About the sixth ball came very near the bird’s head, and (Isenhour) was very excited that it was so close,” according to one witness.  I wonder if he never got a BB gun as a child, same kind of reaction when you head for the back yard and start shooting at sparrows.  A blood lust kind of thing.  A few shots later, witnesses said he hit the hawk. The bird, protected as a migratory species, fell to the ground bleeding from both nostrils.  Big Bad John! 

Now here’s where this gets really strange.  “Because of the high profile nature of this case, the PGA needs to take steps to address its interest and to make it clear that they don’t condone animal cruelty,” said Dale Bartlett, the deputy manager for animal cruelty issues for the Humane Society of the United States.  The Humane Society believes the PGA needs to put together something that says animal cruelty is bad?  Slow day at the office Mr Bartlett?  Why?  If the PGA tour doesn’t come out and say animal cruelty is bad the assumption will be that animal cruelty is a good thing?  Wait though, this gets even better:  Bartlett said Isenhour’s case, like the Michael Vick dog fighting case, is disappointing for society.  This compare’s to Michael Vick and his school for vicious people who like to torture dogs?  Talk about pole vaulting over mouse turds.  Somebody wound Mr. Bartlett just a tad too tight. 

At least one person from the Humane Society responded reasonably, “Americans have no tolerance for cruelty to animals. Such a petty, mean-spirited act against a wild bird is inexcusable and prosecutors are right to hold Isenhour accountable to the law,” Humane Society executive vice president Michael Markarian said in a statement released Thursday.  That sums up nicely the actions of Mr. John Henry who has, of course apologized publicly and asked that his family’s privacy be respected.  Good luck with that one sir.  You haven’t heard from PETA yet but I’ll lay odds you will. My suggestion would be to get yourself and family some very large, very capable body guards.  The PETA folks have no compunction with throwing acid in people’s face and causing other bodily harm. 

Bone headed actions, something everyone I know has done more than once, always have unpleasant consequences.  May Mr. Red Shouldered Hawk rest in peace.

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  1. siennaslammer

    Mar 10, 2008 at 10:31 pm

    wow.
    i can’t believe he did that.
    all i can say is buy a large piece of land + turn it into a bird sanctuary. really. get both PETA off your back + $$ from the tax-man.

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Did Rory McIlroy inspire Shane Lowry’s putter switch?

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Editor’s note: This is an excerpt from a piece our Andrew Tursky originally wrote for PGATour.com’s Equipment Report. Head over there for the full article.

The timing of Lowry’s putter changeup was curious: Was he just using a Spider putter because he was paired with McIlroy, who’s been using a Spider Tour X head throughout 2024? Was Lowry just being festive because it’s the Zurich Classic, and he wanted to match his teammate? Did McIlroy let Lowry try his putter, and he liked it so much he actually switched into it?

Well, as it turns out, McIlroy’s only influence was inspiring Lowry to make more putts.

When asked if McIlroy had an influence on the putter switch, Lowry had this to say: “No, it’s actually a different putter than what he uses. Maybe there was more pressure there because I needed to hole some more putts if we wanted to win,” he said with a laugh.

To Lowry’s point, McIlroy plays the Tour X model, whereas Lowry switched into the Tour Z model, which has a sleeker shape in comparison, and the two sole weights of the club are more towards the face.

Lowry’s Spider Tour Z has a white True Path Alignment channel on the crown of his putter, which is reminiscent of Lowry’s former 2-ball designs, thus helping to provide a comfort factor despite the departure from his norm. Instead of a double-bend hosel, which Lowry used in his 2-ball putters, his new Spider Tour Z is designed with a short slant neck.

“I’ve been struggling on the greens, and I just needed something with a fresh look,” Lowry told GolfWRX.com on Wednesday at the 2024 Wells Fargo Championship. “It has a different neck on it, as well, so it moves a bit differently, but it’s similar. It has a white line on the back of it [like my 2-ball], and it’s a mallet style. So it’s not too drastic of a change.

“I just picked it up on the putting green and I liked the look of it, so I was like, ‘Let’s give it a go.’”

Read the rest of the piece over at PGATour.com.

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Spotted: Tommy Fleetwood’s TaylorMade Spider Tour X Prototype putter

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Tommy Fleetwood has been attached to his Odyssey White Hot Pro #3 putter for years now. However, this week at the Wells Fargo Championship, we did spot him testing a new putter that is very different, yet somewhat similar, to his current gamer.

This new putter is a TaylorMade Spider Tour X head but with a brand new neck we haven’t seen on a Spider before. A flow neck is attached to the Spider head and gives the putter about a 1/2 shaft offset. This style neck will usually increase the toe hang of the putter and we can guess it gets the putter close to his White Hot Pro #3.

Another interesting design is that lack of TaylorMade’s True Path alignment on the top of the putter. Instead of the large white center stripe, Tommy’s Spider just has a very short white site line milled into it. As with his Odyssey, Tommy seems to be a fan of soft inserts and this Spider prototype looks to have the TPU Pure Roll insert with 45° grooves for immediate topspin and less hopping and skidding.

The sole is interesting as well in that the rear weights don’t look to be interchangeable and are recessed deep into the ports. This setup could be used to push the CG forward in the putter for a more blade-like feel during the stroke, like TaylorMade did with the Spider X Proto Scottie Scheffler tested out.

Tommy’s putter is finished off with an older Super Stroke Mid Slim 2.0 grip in blue and white. The Mid Slim was designed to fit in between the Ultra Slim 1.0 and the Slim 3.0 that was a popular grip on tour.

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Rickie Fowler’s new putter: Standard-length Odyssey Jailbird 380 in custom orange

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Editor’s note: This is an excerpt from a piece our Andrew Tursky originally wrote for PGATour.com’s Equipment Report. Head over there for the full article. 

…The Jailbird craze hasn’t really slowed down in 2024, either. According to Odyssey rep Joe Toulon, there are about 18-20 Jailbird putter users on the PGA TOUR.

Most recently, Akshay Bhatia won the 2024 Valero Texas Open using a broomstick-style Odyssey Jailbird 380 putter and Webb Simpson is switching into a replica of that putter at the 2024 Wells Fargo Championship.

Now, Fowler, who essentially started the whole Jailbird craze, is making a significant change to his putter setup.

Fowler, who has had a couple weeks off since the 2024 RBC Heritage, started experimenting with a new, custom-orange Jailbird 380 head that’s equipped with a standard 35-inch putter build, rather than his previous 38-inch counter-balanced setup.

According to Fowler, while he still likes the look and forgiveness of his Jailbird putter head, he’s looking to re-incorporate more feel into his hands during the putting stroke.

He told GolfWRX.com on Tuesday at the Wells Fargo Championship that the 38-inch counterbalanced setup “served its purpose” by helping him to neutralize his hands during the stroke, but now it’s time to try the standard-length putter with a standard-size SuperStroke Pistol Tour grip to help with his feel and speed control.

Although Fowler was also spotted testing standard-length mallets from L.A.B. Golf and Axis1 on Tuesday, he confirmed that the custom Odyssey Jailbird 380 is the putter he’ll use this week at the 2024 Wells Fargo Championship.

Head over to PGATour.com for the full article. 

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