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Why Your Clubs Are (Most Likely) Completely Wrong for You

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Full disclosure, I’ve never written about golf equipment, instruction, or any technical aspect of this glorious (read: torturous) game. My wheelhouse is a little more, should we say, old school. I write about fashion. I write about style. I write about how two buttons is all you need in a suit jacket, and how even one button more is a travesty. I write about the art of being a gentleman, about cocktails, and about being a gentleman while drinking cocktails. He Who Shall Not Be Named (but was caught driving a golf cart on a green recently because he was too lazy to get his POTUS-ness out of his cart and walk 10 feet), would hate what I write about. Let’s just say that if I worked in a certain Casa De Blanca, I’d have been fired and been the focus of numerous Federal Inquiries by now for ripping on his wardrobe choices.

That being said, I do know a thing or three about golf, the golf swing, equipment, and club fitting. I’m a full-time golf coach and club-fitter that could write all day about how much I miss the click-clack of metal spikes on concrete, but I’m not here to talk to you about that. I’m here to tell you that the clubs in your bag, those gorgeous little forged things that you dreamt of and saved up for and skipped taking your wife out for your anniversary for… are most likely completely, totally, and unequivocally wrong for you.

I’m not judging. I used to be like you. I’d read every magazine that got stuffed in the mailbox. I’d drool over so-and-so’s sexy new shiny blades and the hot new x-stiff, tour-issue shafts that “Hot Young Golfer on Tour” was playing. And I thought to myself, “I’m a good stick. I swing fast. I need those clubs!” I was a decent stick. Good enough to take money out of the pockets of the older guys at Men’s League when I was 15. I’m even more decent now. Buttercuts, high draws, stingers, sandbag flops, and low skippers, I have them all. And I’m getting even better now because recently I made a very important life discovery. When you get older, you realize how very wrong you were about many, many things (silk button-downs in high school anyone?). I discovered the pure joy of hitting a 205-yard 6-iron with a 3-yard baby fade with my eyes closed (literally). I don’t play a fade, mind you. I make my whiskey money on a power draw that would make Kenny Perry blush, and I have since high school. But two weeks ago, I roped this fade with my eyes closed. Then did it again, and again and again. With my scratch handicap, 95 mile per hour clubhead speed, decent lag and pretty strong load in the transition, I did this, and I’m still doing it with… wait for it… a Ping Rapture “Super Game Improvement Iron” with an 80-gram regular-flex shaft. And I can work it both ways, on demand, depending on what the shot dictates. That’s right, a pretty decent player is loving his new (old) set of irons that everyone swears is only for 18 handicaps. It took me 30 years of playing golf to set aside my biases, get over myself, and actually take the time to find what clubs will allow me to play my best, regardless of what I see when I look down at the ball. And that’s exactly what you should do.

My golf coach and club-fitter (even coaches need coaches) is a bit of a mad scientist. He spent some time on the Nike Tour, and now coaches and builds clubs for not only a number of Tour guys, but also for guys with Q-School goals like me. He’s one of those guys who prefers to stay behind the curtain, so he asked me not to use his name, but his time for the spotlight will come. He uses physics and biomechanics along with a holistic approach to playing the game instead of relying on Trackman data. I have nothing but love for Trackman by the way, just to be clear, but we don’t use it much for my training. When we started working together, I was playing forged head irons with heavy, stiff-flex shafts. They were beautiful clubs and looked impressive in my bag, but I was hitting massive draws with them that would get loose sometimes and cause major damage to my rounds. He watched me on the range and just shook his head. After watching 10 straight pull hooks, he stopped me, mainly because he couldn’t stand to watch it anymore. He told me that my swing was great; we didn’t need to work on mechanics. What we needed, he said, was to start with a club fitting and find clubs that would allow me to “Swing My Swing” (Thanks Arnie!) so I didn’t have to change what I was as a golfer. The next morning he met me on the range along with a bag filled with 30 different 6 irons in different head styles, shaft weights and flex profiles, and we started hitting.

Each club had tape on it with different numbers. These numbers represented the weight and MOI of both the clubhead and the total club, along with the ratio between the two. There was also another strip of tape on the shaft with numbers like 1.56, 1.19, etc. These numbers represented the distance from the centerline of the hosel out to the “sweet spot,” or the center of gravity on the clubface. Don’t ask me the formula used to determine this point, because he learned it from his dad who was a physicist and that kind of math is punching way above my weight class. He handed me a club and I took a swing. Same old huge draw that I’m used to. Then I was told to close my eyes and hit it again. That alone might be one of the scariest things I’ve ever done as a golfer. I hit it pretty well, actually (You’d be surprised by your own ability to do this. Give it a shot.), but it was still left, just a bit less draw. I looked at the number on that club, and it was 1.22. The problem wasn’t with my swing. The problem was that the sweet spot was too close to the heel of the club for me, and the only way for me to catch it solid was to pull across my body and shut the clubface. Thus, a pull-draw. We started hitting the higher numbered clubs where the sweet spot was more out toward the middle of the face where I need it to be. That draw got smaller and smaller, and the pull became less and less, until I found that club labeled 1.62 on it. I started hitting laser-shot baby fades that went forever and exactly where I wanted them to go… with my eyes closed.

It turns out that I had been playing clubs since I was 10 that forced me to swing in a way that isn’t natural for the way my body moves through the universe. I’m not Nick Price. Never have been, never will be. Think more like Pat Perez or Payne Stewart, where the swing looks like pouring syrup over pancakes… in the winter. It’s not that I’m not “good enough” to play forged blades. I’ve got game. It’s simply a fact of me needing the sweet spot to be closer to the middle of the clubface. More and more players on the tours are switching to “game-improvement” irons, especially for the long irons. Do you want to try to tell them that they aren’t “good enough” to play a 4-iron that’s a blade? I didn’t think so. I’m not saying that this is true for everyone. Far from it. My brother (a damn good player in his own right) has a swing that happens to fit perfectly with those sexy Miura Tournament Blades. He has a very strong, purposeful and speedy swing. He needs the center of gravity as close to the hosel as possible. When a player like him swings my clubs, the ball goes right of right and he can’t control it. It’s about finding what works for you. Should we be saying that he “isn’t good enough” to play my “game-improvement” irons? Of course not. That’d be ridiculous, right? So why do we accept the opposite statement as pure truth?

Basically, unless someone designs a blade or muscleback iron with the CG closer to the middle of the face, I’ll be showing up at Q-School next year with some big, chunky, clunky, cavity backs. And I’m okay with that. I’m proud, but I’m not shallow. I’m more concerned now with how good my clubs allow me to play, not how good they make me look. “Not good enough to play blades”? You hear it all the time. GI, SGI, Players Irons… those terms are misleading and just plain incorrect. The terminology needs to change. I don’t care if my irons look like a Barcolounger that was found on the side of the highway with a sign on it that reads “free.” They fit my swing perfectly.

Guys will judge me silently when they look in my bag and assume I don’t belong there. Be my guest, fellas. I’ll be the one on the patio chilling with a Woodford on the rocks after signing for a 65 while the guys with the flashy blades crowd around the scoreboard and stress out, hoping that their 73s get them into a playoff for the last spot. Now onto much more important things, like those pleated trousers…

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Bryan is a former college golfer and aspiring Tour pro, and a very, very amateur writer who has a flair for over-indulgent, drippy commentary. He once came "this close" to getting in a fight with Nick Swisher outside a Cleveland strip club. At least once in his life he's wanted to be a tailor, chef, fireman, Indians 3rd baseman, astronaut, actor, lounge singer, hand model, DJ (Named DJ BPM) motorcycle racer... and Ryan Gosling. He's addicted to watches and shoes, and has three life rules; Do what makes you happy, find the love of a great woman, and wear anything Tom Ford makes. He's really just hoping in ten years when he joins the Champions Tour to be sponsored by a bourbon company and smoke cigars with Miguel Angel Jimenez. His best friends describe him as "Slightly nicer than a grilled cheese sandwich on white bread"...

95 Comments

95 Comments

  1. James

    Nov 6, 2017 at 1:23 pm

    Who knew a pull hook could be fixed by equipment and not the club face pointing left with an out-to-in swing path?

  2. li0scc0

    Jul 28, 2017 at 11:49 am

    Great article. I shot my best round – and first round at even par (Par 72) last night with…. Cleveland VAS 792 2-PW irons in my bag. Laugh if you want, but an Eagle on a 500 yard Par 5 with a 2 Iron, then 5 iron, then 12 foot putt certainly silenced my playing partners. Ugly irons? You bet. But…do they perform? You better believe it!

  3. Branson Reynolds

    Jul 25, 2017 at 10:54 am

    My only complaint is that while he says you need to get fitted, he’s a fitter and didn’t have himself fit correctly. How do i know if anyone at GG or golftec can fit like his coach does and isn’t just some by-the-book drone?

  4. @@!!!

    Jul 25, 2017 at 12:51 am

    Can’t lie I thought this was a new hilarious article by Ron Swanson, until I scrolled up to the top and realized it was not. I was honestly shocked this was a real person especially after reading the bio.

    “Anything that can be gambled on and judging people by the clothes they wear”. Obviously there’s no depth to your shallowness…SMH. Honestly speechless that this is part of your amusement, no offense but your totally “that guy”. It seems like you about to hit 60, but with a 7th grader mentality.

    Best of luck to you, and your outragous, superficial view on the world. I hope it’s satisfying, because it seems by reading this a lonely place.

  5. Thomas Murphy

    Jul 24, 2017 at 6:39 pm

    Interesting thing happened…I went to fitting at Club Champion, worked with a great fitter, we started with shaft, that zeroed in fast, pulled a hole bunch of heads initially thinking split bag like 6-pw Srixon 765 4,5 Srixon 565, etc. you get the idea, player mid/short irons, game improvement long irons. The Srixon stayed in the hunt a long time but what we learned is I can’t hit a game improvement club for my life. I can but I hit player clubs WAY better, better smash factor, more consistent, etc. In the end it came down to 716CB vs. Apex — Apex better smash factor but Titleist tighter circle left/right — lasers. It wasn’t what I expected at all and it is far from stock pricing — kind of a pxg/epic etc. type experience but I picked up 20 yards over my current Mizunos. I was fully ready in the beginning to head straight into GI clubs Ping G, etc. but nay nay.

  6. Nomad Golfer

    Jul 24, 2017 at 2:10 am

    Instead of going back to the future, my club selection has gone forward to the past ie 8-10+ yr old clubs. With some experimentation I have found what works best for me and that’s all that matters. The clubs don’t shine but they’ve done the time.

  7. DrRob1963

    Jul 23, 2017 at 8:14 am

    Blades win – its easy – just look at all the career grand slam winners:
    Sarazen = blades
    Hogan = blades
    Player = blades
    Nicklaus = blades – 1st, 2nd & 3rd Slams
    Tiger = blades – 1st, 2nd & 3rd Slams
    Every GI & SGI club player in history = ZERO career slams

    • ibo

      Jul 24, 2017 at 12:00 pm

      Spieth has 3 Majors with AP2’s, which are not even CB’s?

    • 2putttom

      Jul 24, 2017 at 2:37 pm

      it’s not the arrow, … it’s the ____________

    • joro

      Jul 26, 2017 at 11:02 am

      Wake up “DR” Bob, they also are real Golfers with hips in the plus side that if you don’t know what that is, is it says they give strokes to par, not take strokes. They are very good, but so are the blades of today, not like the ones we played in the old days. And for you, I was once a +2. but today as an old geezer I have CB, spring face, strong lofts, Graphite, and everything else I can find. It is not the tools, it is the guy handling the tool, and these players handle them very well.

  8. Woody

    Jul 23, 2017 at 7:55 am

    Not sure why you had to rip on the president..crap gets old after a while. Please keep that crap out of your next article.

    • ACTUAL FACTS

      Jul 23, 2017 at 5:26 pm

      Agreed! Politics should be left off of WRX; however, the video of our golfing POTUS driving a cart on the greens was hard to watch!

  9. Harry

    Jul 22, 2017 at 11:55 pm

    Funny how some guys admit to not reading the article but then presume to know what it says, and they seem to read all the comments too.
    For my part, what prevents someone from paying for a fitting, getting a good set, and then just sticking with that set until the grooves are worn enough that the set needs to be replaced? I don’t think getting fit implies any need for getting a mother fitting/set every year or two. My starter set lasted me 15 yrs (too long I know), but I’d rather play the right stuff too long than keep on switching to things that don’t fit right.

  10. Jose Pinatas

    Jul 22, 2017 at 7:50 pm

    Great read. I’m drinking the kool aid.. Dude can play in my group anytime… We’ll play a 5some in 3 hours 45 mins hold nobody up(follow all cart rules and or restrictions), all the old traditionalist moofs will be shaking there heads saying they can’t play 5 at my course…. We be yelling back move aside bro new breed coming thru as were poppin GI 6irons 220, knocking wedgies inside 5ft, and billy mayfairing putts right in the jar, on our way to 67’s…… BOOM!!!! Hey what works for the goose doesn’t always work for the gander….

  11. ACTUAL FACTS

    Jul 22, 2017 at 11:25 am

    This was a pleasant read and an interesting take on club fitting that should be added as a how to section in the book How to Archer!

  12. Jim

    Jul 22, 2017 at 10:40 am

    I gave your article a shank. Reason, you made it way too much about you, and not us, the average golfer. You should have titled it “why I was playing the wrong clubs”. It did nothing to help me with my club choice.

  13. Rwj

    Jul 22, 2017 at 9:23 am

    Grown man using the word “fashion,”. Pass.

    • Double Mocha Man

      Jul 22, 2017 at 1:07 pm

      We’re not all beer guzzling, tough guy, anti-art guys out here in the “golf world”. That comment said a lot about you and your neanderthal ways…

      • J Witness

        Jul 23, 2017 at 3:49 pm

        And yours says a lot about you male feminist

        • Double Mocha Man

          Jul 24, 2017 at 4:36 pm

          Hey Witness… I’ll play you even up for 18 holes. Loser has to tour the nearest art museum, take in a classical concert and sip a flute of prosecco.

  14. Dave

    Jul 22, 2017 at 7:43 am

    Great article. Any golfer can improve their game by seeing a ‘Good’ clubfitter. But I do have to say to Mr. Metzler, you can’t judge a book by the cover.

    Additionally, what’s a perfectly prepared steak? and it all went to h*** with the Tenacious D.

  15. jgpl001

    Jul 22, 2017 at 5:45 am

    Boo, down with sort of thing

    How dare he get near the truth

    This site is for serious playaha’s, who play blades, PX 7.0 tipped 1 inch and 105g driver shafts in x flex

    Note to editor: please stop stupid articles like this, they are unpleasant and disturbing

  16. Chris

    Jul 22, 2017 at 4:36 am

    Odd article, there are many players clubs, including blades, that have the sweet spot in the middle of the face these days.

  17. james

    Jul 21, 2017 at 10:45 pm

    So woody, am i to understand that you do not like political comments, but you feel that those that do not like this article are haters, even though it contains political comments. Not trying to argue, just trying to understand your stance here.

  18. gwillis7

    Jul 21, 2017 at 10:40 pm

    Great article, I actually enjoyed it

  19. Woody

    Jul 21, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    One, I’d prefer you leave political comments out of it. And two, I think that most of the haters do not understand that most of this article is satire.

  20. james

    Jul 21, 2017 at 9:52 pm

    Seems strange that GolfWRX gives members warning about political comments and then publishes articles with asinine political comments on their front page.

  21. Jon

    Jul 21, 2017 at 9:19 pm

    I really liked the article until I saw “GolfTec Swing Instructor”.

  22. Bryan Metzler

    Jul 21, 2017 at 8:49 pm

    Thank you to everyone for the feedback. I appreciate everyone who took time to read it and comment (even the negative ones!). One of the reasons that I didn’t give out my fitters info is because I didn’t want him to be bombarded by negative trolling by people who missed the point of my article. For those of you that are interested in an incredible Tour-level fitting experience (That isn’t as expensive as you’d think), contact me and I’ll get you in touch with him. You might just learn some really awesome stuff about your game at the same time. And who knows, maybe the new Titleist MB 716’s are perfect for you! That’s the great thing about this game, is that there are so many ways to approach it, and you get to find your own way in reaching your potential. Just like practicing Zen, Yoga, or cooking, there are people out there that have been studying everything about it for years and know things that can accelerate your learning curve. Find them, ask them questions, ask them for teaching or help. There’s nothing wrong with learning everything you can and deciding what works for you. Enjoy The Open and raise a pint or eight this weekend!

    • hot babe

      Jul 21, 2017 at 11:53 pm

      I found your profile http://www.pof.com/member89809665.htm. your hot, call me I was to see your huge GI irons

    • RG

      Jul 22, 2017 at 1:18 am

      Ping i3 blades R flex 85mph iron swing and ill shot your eyes out with them.

      • Mick

        Nov 5, 2017 at 7:50 pm

        Never,,,NEVER play a guy still rocking PING I3 Blades,,,their is no hope against a guy who knows how to hit those !

    • Kevin

      Jul 22, 2017 at 2:30 pm

      For those of us that are stuck with our current irons until we can afford new ones, can you manually effect where the sweet spot is located via lead tape? If so, would tape on the toe side effectively move the sweet spot closer to the toe and visa versa? Thanks for an interesting article.

    • Scott

      Nov 5, 2017 at 6:47 pm

      Love to know your fitter and location… BTW, great read… swing your swing

  23. Ude

    Jul 21, 2017 at 8:45 pm

    I’m with ya Bubba, and it’s only the neurotic gearheads who will suffer immensely as the OEMs begin to fail and fall by the wayside, choking on their unsold inventories.

  24. Ude

    Jul 21, 2017 at 8:43 pm

    The OEMs who advertise copiously on GolfWRX are on their last legs. Why? Because golfers are not buying the newest and most expensive golf clubs and discarding their old clubs.
    They are desperate to jack up the marketplace otherwise they will collapse in their own mendacity. Within 5 years many of the traditional OEMs will vanish leaving a few and some boutique club companies. It’s happening with the collapse of big box store retailers and the OEMs are on their last gasps.
    Club fitting will force the retailers to more heavily invest in qualified fitters and the OEMs will become component companies selling club heads and shafts to the stores that fit. This is a problematic marketing model.

  25. Mike Hollingsworth

    Jul 21, 2017 at 7:41 pm

    Holy smokes. I don’t think I’ve ever read prose that screams “I’m grinning at my own genius while writing” quite like this. Sometimes less is more.

  26. Someone

    Jul 21, 2017 at 6:57 pm

    Center shot on a blade is the same as center GI club or SGi because. Those “clunky and chunky,” clubs are only better in the sense that off center hits are still just as far. That is literally the only real difference. All you are saying is that you’re not willing to practice enough to groove your swing to hit closer to the center sweet spot and would rather play equipment that makes up for your inconsistency. There is nothing wrong with that at all, but don’t try and fool people into thinking that they need SGI or GI clubs over blades. The game was originally played with blades and that shows true ability and consistency and willingness to grind until your swing is grooved to hit the center or nearest the center as possible. Consistency is the key when it comes to irons…stop trying to dissuade players from playing the clubs they like. Not everyone can drive a corvette to its potential, but that doesn’t mean everyone should buy a corolla…you’re deluded because you have finally settled and found what works for you…which isn’t the same as what works for everyone. For some people, having good looking equipment gives them the confidence needed to help them perform well. For some it’s more mental than technical. For you it was a technical issue, not a mental. For others it will be a mental issue over technical. Don’t try and steer people away from playing what they want. Instead steer them to help them get better using the equipment they have. You’re only perpetuating the useless spending of money to try and buy new equipment every year instead of telling the truth that they should get their swing checked out or take lessons and then get a fitting to help adjust their equipment and then MAYBE they might consider gear if it potentially increases their gains by whatever percentage they determine. For me, a 10% gain is worth it, but for a pro, something as small as a 1% gain could mean the different between hitting a 4i or a 6i into the green. Who let you write it self fluff piece anyway, they must not have read this before it was published. Get off your high horse and maybe try helping people by teaching them or showing them instead of talking yourself up and thinking you’re so wonderful because you found your winning combination that worked for you, clubs that make up for your inability to groove a swing consistent enough to play a more precise club. Anyone can kill with a bazooka but it takes a pro to snipe.

    • ooffa

      Jul 22, 2017 at 9:03 am

      you are filled with negativity and discouragement for the average golfer.

  27. izzlist of izzles

    Jul 21, 2017 at 6:41 pm

    allmyshank.jpg

  28. QR

    Jul 21, 2017 at 6:40 pm

    This is a safe space website for boys and men who homogeneously love their clubs and the game of golf. How dare anybody insult golf and those who are besotted with golf. Delete this horrid article.

  29. Jim

    Jul 21, 2017 at 6:39 pm

    Remember – it’s all about getting you to go spend money on “new & improved” gear that you don’t need. THE best way to improve your game is with lessons and range balls.

  30. Styles

    Jul 21, 2017 at 5:55 pm

    I can see how someone could be so self-absorbed they could write this article and not realize how inappropriate and awful it is. I cannot see how any gWRX editor could sign off on releasing it to the homepage.

  31. CCGolfTx

    Jul 21, 2017 at 5:53 pm

    Worst article ever written on this website. The author is totally out of touch. People will not be judging him due to the clubs in his bag but rather his total lack of character and originality. He is 40 years old but seems to have the credibility of a sophomore frat boy who loves torturing pledges more than life itself. I do hope he realizes that the players on the champions tour can actually play excellent golf. Also, leave The President of the USA out of it.

  32. Lloyd

    Jul 21, 2017 at 4:15 pm

    Circle jerking forum gearheads squealing like stuck pigs cause they didn’t get their sexy clubs fitted for their weenie swing.
    Can’t love unfitted clubs cause that makes them imperfect and inferior.

  33. Grizz01

    Jul 21, 2017 at 3:46 pm

    30 years of Club Componet Companies like Golfworks, Golfsmith (gone now) and the old Dynacraft company. Along with every OME company… if golfers don’t know they need to be fitted… they’ve had their head in the sand. Let them be…

  34. Pured

    Jul 21, 2017 at 3:45 pm

    Brilliant!! FINALLY a refreshing read in the forum of golf that I would happily tip my cocktail glass to any damn day. Cheers!

  35. 2putttom

    Jul 21, 2017 at 3:28 pm

    Guys will judge me silently when they look in my bag and assume I don’t belong there. Be my guest, fellas. I’ll be the one on the patio chilling with a Woodford on the rocks after signing for a 65 while the guys with the flashy blades crowd around the scoreboard and stress out, hoping that their 73s get them into a playoff for the last spot. Now onto much more important things, like those pleated trousers…

    And I’ll add skinny jeans to the pleated trouser list

  36. Jay Bengston

    Jul 21, 2017 at 3:06 pm

    I have trouble believing the equipment change would make as big of a difference as described for someone with a good game. But all the whining about the author describing how well he plays is funny. He obviously had to emphasize that point or else be dismissed a hack by blade playing 80 shooters.

  37. cg

    Jul 21, 2017 at 3:05 pm

    how does he measure where the CG is?

  38. Timbleking

    Jul 21, 2017 at 3:02 pm

    I personnally think that, after 16 years playing and si many iron sets played (not far from 100 now), club fitting simply sucks. No figure will tell you how good you feel behind the ball and how confident you are, which is actually key to good golf playin’.
    I dropped a set of Titleist 714 CB from the Tour Van to play my best rounds in years with…my girlfriend’s Wilson DC half-set. And each time I do that, I poay in the low 70. Conclusion is simple…

  39. cody

    Jul 21, 2017 at 2:42 pm

    works at golftec is all you need to know about this guy… moving on

    • Jim

      Jul 21, 2017 at 3:48 pm

      Hahahahaha!!!

      HooYah that!!!!

      The absolute worst

  40. sam

    Jul 21, 2017 at 2:30 pm

    shank of the week……

  41. theD0n

    Jul 21, 2017 at 2:15 pm

    Having read the last few issues of Golf Magazine (the subscription I got for free by buying stuff from Global Golf), I noticed a huge push to players to get fitted for their clubs. Yes, it’s another revenue stream for the golf equipment business. Yes, I realize that if I wanted to play my best, getting fitted is one of the best things I could do for my game. However, this article confirms my suspicion, that custom fitting reeks of affluence. How much did all this cost? I’ve read articles that a fitting at Club Champion, combined with the purchase of whatever they recommend, can set you back $6k-$8k or even more.

    If this is the way golf is headed, then I’ll let the rich have their country clubs, their crappy Woodford Reserve, and their custom fittings. I’ll continue to buy my clubs off eBay, fill up my flask with Four Roses Single Barrel, and head out to the mini down the street. Ha!

    • Someone

      Jul 21, 2017 at 6:41 pm

      So being someone that has gone to club champion, I will tell you that the price reflects what you tell your fitter. If you ask for exotic tour equipment with ultra rare shafts, etc, that is exactly what you will get. If you ask for moderately priced, it reflects, and so forth. You only get what you ask for. When you tell the fitter “I have no limited find me the best gear for my game,” you open yourself up to premium prices. That’s not to say that you can’t play your best with less expensive gear now! I didn’t ask for the most expensive, but at the same time I didn’t ask for the cheapest. I asked my fitter to show me options, and when something was too expensive for me I asked for its less expensive yet comparable brethren and they complied. Hit the setup in Trackman and either proved to be slightly under or pretty much the same as the more expensive option.

      My advice to you, don’t go by what others say 100%. People will be turned off when they find out that there’s better gear out there for them, but they’ve wasted years buying used or off the rack only to find out they’ve spent just as much as they could have on a fit set from club champ. To make things even better, you can purchase part by part. You don’t need the entire bag immediately. My entirely new set would’ve cost me 3k. I ended up changing my iron shafts and my putter and my game improved from that alone. The gains from my iron heads to the new ones was good but I decided to play my head longer since they were still in great shape. They happily oblige. They had no problem tweaking the setup to meet the specs that we measured, tested them out to confirm and then the deal was done. I did what I could afford at the time. Getting fit by them was the best decision I’ve made in golf so far. If you’re hesitant about the price, wait until the holidays when they do their entire bag fitting for 50% off. In addition single portion fittings (woods, irons, wedges, etc.) are only 33% off. Those deals happen pretty frequently. And to make things better, they honor their lifetime warranty. It’s not for the lifetime of the clubs, it’s for the lifetime that you are working with them using the equipment they make for you. In addition the tolerances hey have are more restrictive than oems, so clubs are setup with +\- 1gram whereas OEM’s accept +\- 5grams or sometimes more. They will work with you, your fitter will stay in contact with you and help you with your transition and follow your game with you. Unhappy with the equipment they built for you, they’ll do what’s necessary to make it right, even if it means sending it back and changing it out. Again this is only for the equipment they provide. So for my case, it’s only the putter and he iron shafts. But the guarantee still applies. I am not really feeling my putter lately and it’s been off. I’ve been wanting a slightly heavier head and putter so I may take it back and let them know to see what other options I have for putters. They’ll put what I’ve paid already towards the cost of the new equipment. If it’s less, then they swap it out, obviously if the new stuff is more I gotta pay thee difference. The key idea is that you get fit by them, but you also keep a lasting relationship with them to help keep your game on par. Yes it is a business model but at the same time the long term relationship with the customer satisfaction and support is far greater than any temporary sale on a club that you’re gonna sell in 6months looking for the next greatest thing. How frequently does a pro change teachers? How frequently do they change gear? Not that frequent at all…so it only makes sense that your gear supplier be consistent as well.

  42. SeanSpicer'sResignationLetter

    Jul 21, 2017 at 2:13 pm

    Great article and something to think about. I play blades myself, but often feel that my tendency to hit the ball closer to the toe would lend itself better to a different club. Or I could use lead tape.
    Keep it up!

    • Someone

      Jul 21, 2017 at 6:44 pm

      Hitting the toe is not the sign of equipment change, it’s a sign of setup adjustment. I.e. Move a little closer or don’t pull your hands in so much in the swing etc. the clubs will always do what the user requests of them. The club wasn’t doing edginess to hit the toe more frequently than others.

      Spend more money on club adjustments or just get your swing looked at to determine if it’s as Si mole as stepping a half inch closer or swinging a little more outside

      • SeanSpicer'sResignationLetter

        Jul 21, 2017 at 8:07 pm

        conversely, if, for a given loft lie and length, i’m hitting the ball more towards the toe than the heel, one might infer that with all things the same, having a CoG more toward the toe would help me. Put another way – holding my swing as constant (which I’m the first to admit is a mistake itself), I would be better served with a club that fit my swing, having a toe-bias to the CoG.

  43. Sean

    Jul 21, 2017 at 1:41 pm

    The game of golf is about scoring, not what clubs are in your bag, and the scorecard couldn’t care less what clubs those are. There is a lot of ego involved in golf, from the kind of equipment one has, to what tees are played. If some people are concerned about “appearances” then they have bigger problems then their x-stiff shafts.

    Totally unnecessary comment on POTUS. By the way, he chased down a Marine’s cover, twice. Another sign of laziness?

  44. carl spackler

    Jul 21, 2017 at 1:25 pm

    what a tool. i hope some guy with pleated pants, a visor and a set of mp-4s schools you.

  45. Travis

    Jul 21, 2017 at 1:18 pm

    Is your profile name BrianL99???

  46. Matt

    Jul 21, 2017 at 1:01 pm

    “I’ll be the one on the patio chilling with a Woodford on the rocks after signing for a 65”

    https://media.giphy.com/media/Fml0fgAxVx1eM/giphy.gif

  47. Tom

    Jul 21, 2017 at 12:55 pm

    A couple of things:
    1) Leave politics out of it. I don’t care if you like or dislike the President, your commentary had nothing whatsoever to do with the rest of the article. I think we are berated enough on a daily basis not to have it randomly shoehorned into a golf article.
    2) I actually have had the complete opposite experience when it comes to clubs. I am a lower handicap (5) who plays a slight pull draw with a slower tempo and, attempted, smoother swing. I had played the same muscleback irons for years and had worked down to a 2 handicap. Four years ago I started listening to the wisdom of magazines, commentators and the Internet that I needed more “game improvement” or whatever you want to call them, irons with lighter shafts, bigger sweet spots, and, different centers of gravity, because the pros are moving in that direction and so should you! I did my research, got fitted, and chose my clubs. Long story short, I went from shooting in and around par to not being able to break 80. It took 4 years of trying to fix my technique to ditch the GI irons and go back to irons with less offset, heavier shafts, and thin topline. My scores came down so fast it was almost miraculous. Get fitted, seek the opinion of experts, but ultimately, use what you’re comfortable with and enjoy yourself.

    • Grizz01

      Jul 21, 2017 at 3:52 pm

      Good reply! I’m still playing with my 1994 Lynx Parallax irons. I’ve had to move on with some wedges because they wear down quicker. I know these Lynx are anywhere from 1.5 -2 club lengths shorter than what is marketed today. (because all they are doing is changing an old 5 iron to a 7 iron length and loft). It doesn’t bruise my ego one bit when someone takes out less club than I do. (Actually makes me look pretty good that I can still hit a 2 iron when the lowest iron in their bag in a 4 or 5.)

    • Hmmm

      Jul 21, 2017 at 4:57 pm

      “We”? As in the people who berated the previous president constantly based on smears and lies about his religion (irrelevant in a country founded upon Separation of Church and State) and birthplace (just plain fake news)? Tom you should open your mind and free yourself from the mindlessness of partisan politics (this goes both ways!).

      • Grizz01

        Jul 22, 2017 at 3:28 am

        Just shut up…. enough with the politicing… Hmmm, you talk politics and get it wrong. The United States was not founded upon Separation of Church and State. Quit listening to garbage. Start reading and studying for yourself.

    • BIG STU

      Jul 22, 2017 at 7:58 pm

      Tom dead on it on all fronts even about the POTUS. Yep I played with muscleback blades all my life but recently switched to some forged CB Callys. Now I still maintain a 5 handicap playing only a couple days a week if that. Now if I go to practicing and playing everyday like I did when playing comp then I will more than likely go back to the blades. Since I do not practice or play as much as I used to I needed a little forgiveness in my irons. I am one who could give 2 hoots about what one chooses to play. I have caught a little heck on a couple of the WRX forums because I do not play the musclebacks much anymore. But then again I have been told the Callys I hit might as well be blades. Hey I play what I want to. Your last sentence on your comment says it all for me very well stated

  48. Buford T Justice

    Jul 21, 2017 at 12:42 pm

    I don’t care about what other people thing, so, I’m going to write an entire piece illustrating how little I care about what they think.

    I’m going to give specific examples about how I’m perceived.

    I’m going to write a few fictional paragraphs about how the folks who are supposedly eye’ing my bag shot X, and I shot < X.

    Then, I'm going to remind you again about how little I care about what people think.

    Trying to convince us, or, trying to convince yourself?

  49. AV

    Jul 21, 2017 at 12:31 pm

    Er…Rickie Fowler’s clubs are exactly what you need. Blades with tungsten plugs in the toe to move the “sweet spot” out towards the toe.

  50. Ron

    Jul 21, 2017 at 12:31 pm

    Spend your money on lessons, not equipment changes. The biggest improvement you will see in your game will be from a series of lessons from a good pro. Not from switching from blades to GI’s.

  51. Sam

    Jul 21, 2017 at 12:11 pm

    I disagree, for a tour player this is important, but for the rest of us you get on a trackman and play trackman to get clubs and shafts that are marginally better on trackman. Then you go out on the course and they don’t make a real difference at all. It’s a waste of time and money.

    I just buy off the rack now, Dynamic Gold S300 is good enough for me and a Diamana blue board in stiff is fine. Where the money is in the wedges and putter, that is where rounds are made.

    • Mbu

      Jul 21, 2017 at 1:20 pm

      I agree with you.. , except for the putter bit. Good putters can putt with anything.

  52. Chuck

    Jul 21, 2017 at 12:05 pm

    I was hoping that the payoff here would be one or all of these things:

    1. A detailed description of what the author has in his bag. Heads, shafts, lies, lofts, swingweights, tipping, etc.
    2. A sensible, readable, practical description of how to fit oneself for cubs, OR…
    3. The name and address of one or more clubfitters who will make a big difference in our golf games.

    Most of this article was about the shape and weighting of iron heads. And actually, the OEM’s are ahead of us in this game, making more and more traditional looking clubs with more tungsten weighting out to the toe. (A good idea, I always thought.) But still, if the point of all of this is to do a lecture on the shape and weighting of iron heads, that’s fine. But it isn’t a lot of “clubfitting.”

  53. Travis

    Jul 21, 2017 at 11:57 am

    The only thing I came away with from this article is that the writer doesn’t like Trump and really likes himself.

    • Darrin

      Jul 21, 2017 at 12:32 pm

      My thoughts exactly. We really need to use an article about golf equipment as a venue to make opinionated and unsubstantiated political commentary. Shows a total lack of class (wow how ironic) and character.

  54. Brian

    Jul 21, 2017 at 11:12 am

    Ever hear of Maltby?

    • Maltby the Physicist

      Jul 21, 2017 at 1:19 pm

      Yeah, exactly. This measurement created by some “unknown physicist” is the C-dimension in MPF and has been published for most irons for years and years. There’s no secret special sauce in this data.

  55. S-maleBootieSlam

    Jul 21, 2017 at 11:09 am

    What a tool.

  56. Jason

    Jul 21, 2017 at 11:05 am

    I think my IQ is lower after reading this.

  57. Pixlputterman

    Jul 21, 2017 at 11:03 am

    Leave the politics out, PLEASE. I didnt read past the first paragraph.

  58. Donald Trump

    Jul 21, 2017 at 10:58 am

    Your clubs would fit if they were single length. But you keep telling yourself they are a fad as you hit your snap hook OB.

  59. Ray Koobatian

    Jul 21, 2017 at 10:54 am

    All golfers should always get fitted for their clubs, shafts, equipment. That being said whether you would like to play blades muscle backs or cavity backs should be a personal choice for each golfer. Playing something because you think it looks good should never be a determining factor in your selection of clubs. Also for those who have never played the professional tours, even a scratch index at your club level or public course level is not a determining factor for Q school or entry into the professional tours. Just ask Jerry Rice how that goes. He got his hat handed to him when he thought he could play the Nationwide tour a few years back.

    • Jacob

      Jul 21, 2017 at 12:02 pm

      What’s wrong with playing a club because you think it looks good? Everyone has their own priorities.

  60. Greg V

    Jul 21, 2017 at 10:54 am

    Fun article. I forgot how much fun it is to practice with the eyes closes. As Percy Boomer used to say, when your eyes are closed, your senses are wide open. As a matter of fact, one summer I had a terrible time with my driver, and started hitting my tee shots with my eyes closes. Driver yips solved. Great game, right?

  61. Desmond

    Jul 21, 2017 at 10:51 am

    Tough to find a fitter who will do what yours did for you.

    But over the years, I’ve gone to ligher graphite shafts in irons, and my irons are more precise; I’ve gone to lighter shafts in driver and fwy metals, and while there is a balance, I find shafts that allow me to swing in balance. Still working on the eyes closed thing…

  62. Patdugolf

    Jul 21, 2017 at 10:30 am

    What is this pile of words? Please cut this guy loose

  63. Gordy

    Jul 21, 2017 at 10:28 am

    I play blades, but great article. I have recently thought about switching to a more game improvement iron just to see if the same thing as this article pointed out would happen to me. Only problem for me. I hit the ball really high and I think that more game improvement irons may make it go higher unless I flight the shafts down. But fun article.

    • Bob Pegram

      Jul 23, 2017 at 2:09 am

      If you put high flex point, tip stiff shafts in the game improvement irons they may even hit the ball lower than your current clubs. Shafts – especially graphite – can be made to affect launch angle and spin rate a great deal as well as affecting other shot characteristics.

  64. Philip

    Jul 21, 2017 at 10:25 am

    A club is a club – play whatever you want – you don’t need to justify it to the world to be okay with what you want to play. I don’t play a blade (hard to get them anymore, anyways) so I play MBs. I do not play any worse with them over my SGi clubs, but I can get the ball closer to the hole with more precision – thus more birdies. Birdies are fun – I like fun, so I play the clubs that allow me to have more fun.

  65. PXG PRO

    Jul 21, 2017 at 10:25 am

    WTF is this drivel?

  66. Double Mocha Man

    Jul 21, 2017 at 10:10 am

    Bryan… thanks for the article with the color commentary. I have your old affliction… the pull hook. So the next time we sit down on that deck by the water for cocktails I will be hitting you up for funding for my new set of irons, with the sweet spot closer to the toe. But not to worry, I’ll pick up the drink tab.

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Bag Chatter: An Interview with Uther Supply

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Bag Chatter is a series of interviews that spotlights brands around the golf industry and the people behind them. We’re looking to make this a regular thing, so please comment and share through your medium of choice. If you have a brand and are interested in participating in these interviews, you can email mailbag@golfwrx.com for consideration. This interview is with Daniel Erdman of Uther Supply.

Tell us about Uther. How do you pronounce that? What are you all about? How did you start?

It’s actually pronounced “other.” We’ve gotten that question a lot and, to be honest, we’re kind of OK with it. We wanted to brand ourselves as unique, so we think it fits well. We want to create products that no one else creates. That could be towels in unique prints or some other golf goods outside of that. We’re targeting the customer that wants to be different as well…people who want to demonstrate their unique personalities.

Forgive me for being a little direct, but golf towels may not strike a lot of people as being something a lot of people would start a business with. Were you seeing a lack of something in the marketplace somehow? What prompted you to start this company selling golf towels?

It may not be conventional and I definitely recognize that. Some of my friends have laughed at me for starting a golf towel business. I guess it hit me when I was working at private clubs (I have worked at The Thornhill Club and Ladies’ Golf Club of Toronto). When you work in the back shop and storage facility, you handle a lot of golf bags. I just noticed rows and rows of bags that all look the same and I thought it made a lot of sense to inject some personality into it. You know, people go crazy for how all the pros personalize their wedges and their bags. They buy towels and bag tags from courses like TPC Sawgrass and Pebble Beach to personalize their stuff, but in the end it all kind of blends together. Billy Horschel’s octopus-print pants at the 2013 US Open was something that always stuck out in my mind and in that moment when I was staring at all those bags, it all kind of came together in a way. I thought we could really add something to the marketplace.

What do you think differentiates your products from others in the marketplace? Why do you think people would buy your products?

We’ve already addressed the fact that we offer different and bold prints, but that’s obviously the first thing that most customers will notice. Beyond that, though, we put a lot of attention to detail into our products. We went through 40 different suppliers to get things right. My grandparents had a really successful flooring mat company when I was growing up. Watching them run the family business gave me the bug at a very young age to start my own business. It also taught me how much quality matters and getting the right suppliers and materials. It was so much more difficult back then without the internet, but now, a quick google search just does so much of the legwork for you.

Uther Supply’s golf towel lineup

Something that I think is very interesting here is you’re very young at only 22 years old. A lot of the people I’ve talked to recently have been in their twenties as well. Tell me a little bit about what it took to start this company. Did you have to secure an investment? A lot of people shy away from starting a company for fear of the hill being too steep to climb, if you will. Since you’re in the process of climbing it, what’s that actually like?

It definitely was difficult. The only outside funding I got were some grants and loans from business accelerator programs. Those helped tremendously. I remember having to place a very large order at my supplier at the same time my one of my funding opportunities was being processed. That particular one only had like a 20 percent acceptance rate, and if I didn’t get it, I honestly wasn’t sure how I was going to fund the order. The way everything happened to be timed, I had to I place my order before I heard back from my funding application to meet a deadline. It turned out I was accepted, so that was a relief, but it was definitely pretty stressful. You know, in the beginning, you’re working for months before you generate any income. You’re doing everything for the first time like sending stuff through customs, dealing with suppliers, collecting transactions, you name it. You’re bound to make mistakes along the way and when you have zero money coming in, the mistakes you make hurt so much more. You have no processes or systems in place. It’s something you need to accept for what it is and grind through it. Social media helped accelerate things quite a bit (including meeting my sales partner Luke through Instagram). Selling on Amazon and going to the PGA show last year gave us a boost as well. It’s hard to say what the hardest part is specifically. It’s just the grind in the beginning trying to get momentum behind it. Once you get over the hump, it’s really exciting and fun, but getting up to that point is definitely not easy.

It should also be mentioned that you’re based out of Canada. A lot of people would assume being in the Great White North would make the game of golf a challenging proposition. How long/short is your golf season in Ontario? How do you stay sharp over the Canadian winters? And what’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done to play golf when it’s far too cold for most of us? To what lengths will you go?

It can get interesting for sure. I first started golfing because of my hockey friends. Yes, a lot of us do play hockey up here. It was a natural transition for a lot of us to play hockey in the winter and golf in the summer. However, if you do happen to get a golf itch in the winter, you will have to get creative. It’s pretty easy to go to just an indoor simulator to practice. Sometimes I would go to Golf Town (our version of Golf Galaxy) to pretend to demo clubs in order to practice my swing. That can get you by for a while, but it’s not the same as hitting an actual golf ball and watching it fly through the air, you know? So when you get to that point, there’s a nice indoor/outdoor range near me with covered, heated hitting bays. Our golf season is from like April through October, so that leaves a lot of time in between. Golf vacations become necessary sometimes.

Before starting Uther, you alluded to your experience working at golf courses. First off, you must have some good stories. No need to mention any names, but what’s your favorite story from that stage of life? Also, what was it like to go from working at a club to having to court those golf clubs to become your customer, stock your products, etc? Was that really easy or really difficult?

Well, I have a bunch of stories involving golf carts. Just in case the old golf directors read this, I won’t give too many details. Working at a course is great. You can’t get a better “office” than going to the course every day. There’s nothing like watching the sunrise on a dew-covered golf course, especially when you’re being paid. Some of my best memories were after tournaments where three of us guys would clean like 80 golf carts. We would all have fun and get to know each other. It didn’t really feel like work.

In both instances (working for a course and now selling to them), it doesn’t really feel so much like work. It does take a lot of work, don’t get me wrong, but it doesn’t feel like drudgery, that’s for sure. The difference is that there’s a lot more behind the scenes work that I’m doing now. We recently did a towel for the San Francisco Public Golf Alliance in collaboration with State Apparel. It took us a lot of back and forth to get that product right, but once we did, we came up with a custom, one-off product that our customers really loved. And watching them react to it was incredible. Stuff like that really keeps you going.

Bo Links, Co-Founder of the San Francisco Public Golf Alliance, holding custom towel developed with Uther Supply

This question is unabashedly inspired by (ahem…lifted from) one of Rick Shiels’ recent posts. (Giving credit where it’s due here). If you had to “Tin Cup” it (i.e. play a round of golf with only one club), what club would it be and how many extra strokes do you think it would take? So, if you were to play your home course, your normal score is what? And what would your “Tin Cup” score be, you think?

If I had to choose one club for a Tin Cup round, I think it would be a five iron. My home course (and the public golf course I worked for) is Richmond Hill Golf Club. It’s only like 6,000 yards, so I feel like I could totally get by with a five iron and get on any green in 3. I typically shoot like an 80-85. I don’t think I would be that far off the number honestly. I trust the five iron, but also, I know my course pretty well and I think that club would suit it nicely. Now that you ask, though, I feel like I’m dying to try it!

What tour pro would you most like to have a beer with? Not necessarily the guy you’d want to play golf with or pick his brain about the game. Who do you think is the most likeable guy on tour? Who would you most like to befriend, if you will?

I would definitely have to go with Rickie Fowler. He’s got a bold style for sure, but he owns it and I really dig that. I love that he congratulates the other guys on tour and is supportive of them when they win tournaments. He seems so humble. He’s also really adventurous. He’s into motocross. I’m not into motocross, but I love the adventurous spirit. He just seems like a really cool guy from what I can tell.

It’s almost hard to believe, but the PGA Merchandise Show is fast approaching (January 23-26, 2018 in Orlando, FL for those who don’t know). Will you be exhibiting? What are you most looking forward to? That question is, of course, about what steps you think Uther will take, but also, are you looking forward to anything specific from other manufacturers? What companies’ booths are you planning on going to?

We will definitely be at the show and we’re really looking forward to it. Come see us at booth 3988! I walked the show last year but wasn’t exhibiting, so I would go up to potential customers and pitch my products to them. That was a lot of work and it was quite stressful being out on a limb like that. We’ve been working on this year’s show since August and I think it’s going to be a ton of fun. We’ve got some really cool stuff planned. You also get to meet so many people there, which is just a blast. As far as other stuff I’m looking forward to, Greyson Clothiers is definitely at the top of the list. Charlie’s story is so interesting and I just love their products.

Uther Supply plaid towel on the course

Lastly, what do you guys have in the works? Are there any product releases forthcoming? Tell people how to find you on website, social media, etc.

So, the big news is that we will be expanding beyond golf towels. We will be launching some gloves and hats that I’m really excited about. We have six different golf gloves as well as bucket and baseball hats we’ll be rolling out in some very fun prints and colors (because that’s what we do). Definitely a good idea to check out our website, which is www.uthersupply.com. The website has a link to sign up for our email list which will send out some discount codes from time to time. There will also be some exclusive and limited-edition products on the website at times too. @Uthersupply is our handle on all social media platforms. Business customers can reach us at contact@uthersupply.com to collaborate with us on custom products. We’d love to have people come see what we’re about!

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Tara Iti: A Golfer’s Paradise

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This trip couldn’t have started better. Tara Iti Golf Club is magic! No disrespect to the home of golf, but this course might be as special as it gets when it comes to playing links golf.

Catch Up: The Start of My Golf Adventure

Tara Iti is a masterpiece that opened late in 2015. It’s designed by the famous golf architect Tom Doak, and it’s located on a large piece of land on the North Island of New Zealand around 1.5 hours from Auckland. It’s well hidden from houses and traffic, so you can just focus on your game and the stunning property.

The course brings swift fairways and plenty of risk-reward opportunities, offering a bevy of challenging shots that you need to plan carefully in order to get close to the flag. I loved especially the shapes presented by the fairways and waste areas, which make it feel as though the entire course is seamlessly woven together. I also like the idea they’ve got here of playing the ball as it lies. No bunkers, just waste areas.

On a personal note, my match against Johan was halved. He played very well on the first nine while I did well on the back nine.

What’s key to success to Tara Iti is a polished short game in combination with the ability to hit the fairways. I found my favorite hole at No. 17, a strikingly beautiful short par-3 that pops up between the wild sand dunes. There are three iconic trees to the left with the sea and a beautiful island as a backdrop.

Up Next: Kauri Cliffs on the northern peak of New Zealand. It is said to be one of the most scenic courses in the world.

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Life as a left-handed golfer

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“My bad, forgot you were a lefty,” my cart partner says, driving to the wrong side of the ball for the third straight hole.

“All good. Let me just grab my wedge and putter and you can head over to your ball,” I say, realizing I left that wedge on No. 2.

“Too bad you can’t use one of mine!” my hilarious buddy jokes. And just like that, we’re off. The life as a lefty.

Saturday morning rounds usually start casually enough. Tees are thrown and partners drawn. As I approach the ball, my laser-like focus after a terrible range session is typically interrupted by everyone’s favorite knee-slapper.

“Did anyone ever tell you you stand on the wrong side of the ball?” ZING!

“Actually, I’m standing to the right of the ball if you really look at it,” a younger me once quipped, a joke that would confuse and embarrass all involved. And then, with the confidence of an awkward night at the improv, I dead block one that nestles next to a tree.

As we cruise down the rough, my chauffeur politely asks, “You pulled your drive, correct?”

“Yeah, missed left side,” I mumble, preferring not to get into that brain teaser.

Now, this ball may be perched to the right of the tree, giving me a lucky angle in. “Man, what a time to be left-handed, eh?” Or, to my chagrin, settled just to the left of it forcing me to play it sideways. “Ugh, what a tough break being left-handed, huh?”

Lather, rinse, repeat.

Now, I don’t fault anyone for making these observations; even I think left-handed players look outrageous on the golf course. The most experienced golfer will still see a fellow lefty in the middle of their ensuing fairway and wonder, “Why is this guy hitting it toward us?”

We’ve been conditioned to think this way. I like to call it The Ugly Duckling Syndrome. Maybe someday, we too will turn into swans and have the beautiful swings that all right-handed golfers like to say we have (we don’t). The compliment usually comes in around No. 6 as he’s starting to get the hang of this cart thing and your wedge is still holes behind.

“You have a good swing there. You remind me of Phil Mickelson. I bet you are a big fan of his?”

Sure, why not. I also have a Mark Brunell jersey, Mike Vick fathead, and I exclusively watch James Harden play basketball.

Sarcasm aside, us lefties are a proud bunch and really do love playing with or seeing another lefty on the course. For many of us, it’s the only chance we have to try different equipment. We take full advantage.

Seeing another lefty at the club is like seeing a long-lost friend on Thanksgiving Eve. We might wave, give a head nod or take an air swing, but I promise you we are acknowledging each other. Have you ever been out on the lake and pulled off the friendly wave to a fellow boater? That’s being a lefty on the golf course.

Now, we like you righties; we know your charm. You provide us an endless supply of dad jokes and sometimes you have an original one. And when we finally have a second to go grab that wedge left on No. 2, we know you’ll return it with a smile. “Well, at least you knew I wasn’t going to keep this one, Mickelson!”

Lather, rinse, repeat.

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