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Players to avoid, with help from “Dude Perfect”

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There’s nothing I love more than golf (apologies to my family), but sometimes it pushes me to my limit of tolerance. I take comfort in knowing that 100 percent of my fellow golfers go through the same frustrations that I do. I try to keep a cool head most of the time, but other times I wonder about the safety of my clubs.

It’s soothing to make fun of ourselves and recognize how ridiculous this game makes us all look. The “Players to Avoid” series that I started was designed to ease the tension in such a serious game, and allow us to laugh instead of snap driver shafts.

This installment of “Players to Avoid” comes with help from Dude Perfect, a group of guys that have made viral YouTube videos their profession. They hold the record for longest basketball shot made, have shot basketballs out of airplanes, thrown footballs from the tops of stadiums with Johnny Manziel, kicked footballs with NFL players, raced go-karts and shot NERF guns. Their speciality is specializing in anything involving accuracy and coordination.

The group’s newest video, “Stereotypes: Golf,” makes fun of all types of golfing personalities, with both accuracy and hilarity. I’m going to highlight some of the guys to avoid from their stereotypes, and others to keep around. Regardless, you should watch the video because you surely have encountered all of these guys at some point in your golfing career.

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Players to Avoid

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The Lie Improver/Magically Finds his Golf Ball Guy (The Judge Smails)

No one likes a tattle-tale Danny, except of course me. The lie improver is someone you don’t want to play with or against. Avoiding confrontation is the easy way to go, but it’s awkward hearing them talk about the great recovery shot afterward when you know the ball came straight out of his or her pocket. I’d say something, but it could lead to a golfer fight!

The Tee Box Talker (Tiger’s Kyrptonite)

This is definitely Tiger’s least favorite golfer. No one reacts more outwardly in disgust to spectators talking or taking pictures in his backswing. We normal golfers, who don’t have droves of fans battling to get a glimpse at our flailing golf swings, deal with other forms of distractions. People like the conference caller, the untimely conversation guy, the texter, and the social media specialist are the main culprits. The golf course is no place to come up with clever hashtags or shoot some emails. Conversation is fine in between shots, but it’s tough to fire at pins with your buddy talking about how many fantasy football points his tailback tallied last week.

The Tailgater, Shadow Guy, Mr. Big Foot (The John Bender/Judd Nelson)

This guy is quite a rebel. He knows the rules, he understands etiquette, but he’s not concerned in the slightest with obliging to either. He’ll move his shadow for you, but not without first making a comment about how enforcing etiquette guidelines reflects poorly on your masculinity. He’s usually the same guy who spends most of his time leaning over the cart girl hoping to score more than just a par. If there’s one thing I know for certain, the cart girls at country clubs don’t go for the guy with the untucked, mismatched polo shirt ordering his seventh and eighth beer of the round.

The Untrustworthy Scorekeeper (The Vijay Singh)

It’s just something about pointing when counting their strokes that makes me think they’re lying. They think no one can notice they’re counting slower than they’re pointing. It’s like the quote from “Ocean’s Eleven,” where Brad Pitt tells Matt Damon: “Don’t look down or they’ll know your lying.” Well, in golf, don’t point when you’re counting shots or we know you’re shaving strokes.

Players to keep around:

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The Old Guy (The Miguel Angel Jiminez)

He bunts it around, tells ridiculously interesting stories and kicks your butt. In between shots, he talks about the time he met the Rat Pack in their heyday, stories of World War I and how the Internet is the downfall of society, and you won’t even notice you’re 3 down through 7. I have one rule of thumb: never trust an old guy with up-to-date technology in his set of clubs, but has an old Bullseye or Ping Anser putter. There’s a reason he hasn’t changed putters in 30 years. Do everything you can to get this guy on your team.

The That’s Playable Guy (The Bill Haas)

He’s the most trustworthy person on the course. You won’t have to worry about him improving a lie or the “Hey, look I found it” after taking a pocket drop. The guy rolling up his pants legs and splashing himself with muddy water doesn’t believe in that. It’s entertaining if not anything else. Some of the greatest shots are the ones where most players would take a drop. Just ask Bill Haas.

Mr. Mood Swing (The Spike Lee?)

This guy produces some of my favorite matches. It’s heated competition, like Reggie Miller having Spike Lee on the sidelines for the Knicks v. Pacers in the Eastern Conference Finals at Madison Square Garden. He’s gonna rub the great shots in your face with passionate fist pumps, but slam his club even harder with the shanks. The previous shot determines whether he is the best or worst golfer of all time, and he’s always on the verge of either looking for sponsorship money for Q-school or finding out whether their clubs can float. The mood swing guy isn’t a fan of friendly competition. It’s an intense battle, and there’s nothing more fun than winning the $5 nassau against Mr. Mood Swing.

On a final note, there’s…

The Borrower

My guess is that this title fits about 95 percent of all GolfWRX readers. Whenever I see someone sifting through another player’s golf bag, I automatically assume they’re a loyal GolfWRX reader. I sympathize with all of you — it’s tough to see a TaylorMade SLDR or new MP-54 irons without kicking some tires.

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He played on the Hawaii Pacific University Men's Golf team and earned a Masters degree in Communications. He also played college golf at Rutgers University, where he graduated with a Bachelor of Arts in Journalism.

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  1. Jack

    Sep 20, 2013 at 10:12 pm

    Did you miss the guy who never plays a provisional and always thinks he ball can be found? I played with a guy who would spend 5 minutes each hole looking for his ball, then end up rushing his shot after the drop. Sometimes it happens twice a hole.

  2. TheLegend

    Sep 19, 2013 at 11:27 pm

    The worst guy to play with is the one who says you have cheated when you have not. Then he turns around and tells everyone that you cheated.

  3. Mark Burke

    Sep 19, 2013 at 5:11 pm

    Or the homeless golfer. The one who has dreams of playing on the champions tour but can’t play a lick. He is the same guy who lives in concrete tubes in Palm Springs and hits rocks with sticks to keep his game up all why trying to clear his name. He is a 58 year old delusional child. That golfer is me.

  4. paul

    Sep 19, 2013 at 8:27 am

    Im the guy with a stop watch, i make sure i play fast to make up for the slow pace of my friends. Problem is, it makes me rush and i make up for it by looking for balls that i fired in the bush.

  5. naflack

    Sep 19, 2013 at 1:13 am

    tee box talker here…?
    noise doesnt bother me on the tee so i tend to forget it bothers others.

    • mwmilk123

      Sep 19, 2013 at 5:30 am

      old guy here……18 year old Scotty Cameron in the bag. you forgot the “time keeper”. he’s the guy who complains about the pace of play in a 4 hour round. constant updates on how long we have been on the course. he never pulls the pin or replaces it, just walks off the green after giving himself a 3 footer. sometimes he will even tee off on th next hole while the group is putting out. he will address his ball when your away causing you to pause to see if hes going to hit. he doesnt understand his impatience is not helping the pace of play.

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Vincenzi’s 2024 Zurich Classic of New Orleans betting preview

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The PGA TOUR heads to New Orleans to play the 2023 Zurich Classic of New Orleans. In a welcome change from the usual stroke play, the Zurich Classic is a team event. On Thursday and Saturday, the teams play best ball, and on Friday and Sunday the teams play alternate shot.

TPC Louisiana is a par 72 that measures 7,425 yards. The course features some short par 4s and plenty of water and bunkers, which makes for a lot of exciting risk/reward scenarios for competitors. Pete Dye designed the course in 2004 specifically for the Zurich Classic, although the event didn’t make its debut until 2007 because of Hurricane Katrina.

Coming off of the Masters and a signature event in consecutive weeks, the field this week is a step down, and understandably so. Many of the world’s top players will be using this time to rest after a busy stretch.

However, there are some interesting teams this season with some stars making surprise appearances in the team event. Some notable teams include Patrick Cantlay and Xander Schauffele, Rory McIlroy and Shane Lowry, Collin Morikawa and Kurt Kitayama, Will Zalatoris and Sahith Theegala as well as a few Canadian teams, Nick Taylor and Adam Hadwin and Taylor Pendrith and Corey Conners.

Past Winners at TPC Louisiana

  • 2023: Riley/Hardy (-30)
  • 2022: Cantlay/Schauffele (-29)
  • 2021: Leishman/Smith (-20)
  • 2019: Palmer/Rahm (-26)
  • 2018: Horschel/Piercy (-22)
  • 2017: Blixt/Smith (-27)

2024 Zurich Classic of New Orleans Picks

Tom Hoge/Maverick McNealy +2500 (DraftKings)

Tom Hoge is coming off of a solid T18 finish at the RBC Heritage and finished T13 at last year’s Zurich Classic alongside Harris English.

This season, Hoge is having one of his best years on Tour in terms of Strokes Gained: Approach. In his last 24 rounds, the only player to top him on the category is Scottie Scheffler. Hoge has been solid on Pete Dye designs, ranking 28th in the field over his past 36 rounds.

McNealy is also having a solid season. He’s finished T6 at the Waste Management Phoenix Open and T9 at the PLAYERS Championship. He recently started working with world renowned swing coach, Butch Harmon, and its seemingly paid dividends in 2024.

Keith Mitchell/Joel Dahmen +4000 (DraftKings)

Keith Mitchell is having a fantastic season, finishing in the top-20 of five of his past seven starts on Tour. Most recently, Mitchell finished T14 at the Valero Texas Open and gained a whopping 6.0 strokes off the tee. He finished 6th at last year’s Zurich Classic.

Joel Dahmen is having a resurgent year and has been dialed in with his irons. He also has a T11 finish at the PLAYERS Championship at TPC Sawgrass which is another Pete Dye track. With Mitchell’s length and Dahmen’s ability to put it close with his short irons, the Mitchell/Dahmen combination will be dangerous this week.

Taylor Moore/Matt NeSmith +6500 (DraftKings)

Taylor Moore has quickly developed into one of the more consistent players on Tour. He’s finished in the top-20 in three of his past four starts, including a very impressive showing at The Masters, finishing T20. He’s also finished T4 at this event in consecutive seasons alongside Matt NeSmith.

NeSmith isn’t having a great 2024, but has seemed to elevate his game in this format. He finished T26 at Pete Dye’s TPC Sawgrass, which gives the 30-year-old something to build off of. NeSmith is also a great putter on Bermudagrass, which could help elevate Moore’s ball striking prowess.

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Vincenzi’s 2024 LIV Adelaide betting preview: Cam Smith ready for big week down under

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After having four of the top twelve players on the leaderboard at The Masters, LIV Golf is set for their fifth event of the season: LIV Adelaide. 

For both LIV fans and golf fans in Australia, LIV Adelaide is one of the most anticipated events of the year. With 35,000 people expected to attend each day of the tournament, the Grange Golf Club will be crawling with fans who are passionate about the sport of golf. The 12th hole, better known as “the watering hole”, is sure to have the rowdiest of the fans cheering after a long day of drinking some Leishman Lager.  

The Grange Golf Club is a par-72 that measures 6,946 yards. The course features minimal resistance, as golfers went extremely low last season. In 2023, Talor Gooch shot consecutive rounds of 62 on Thursday and Friday, giving himself a gigantic cushion heading into championship Sunday. Things got tight for a while, but in the end, the Oklahoma State product was able to hold off The Crushers’ Anirban Lahiri for a three-shot victory. 

The Four Aces won the team competition with the Range Goats finishing second. 

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Past Winners at LIV Adelaide

  • 2023: Talor Gooch (-19)

Stat Leaders Through LIV Miami

Green in Regulation

  1. Richard Bland
  2. Jon Rahm
  3. Paul Casey

Fairways Hit

  1. Abraham Ancer
  2. Graeme McDowell
  3. Henrik Stenson

Driving Distance

  1. Bryson DeChambeau
  2. Joaquin Niemann
  3. Dean Burmester

Putting

  1. Cameron Smith
  2. Louis Oosthuizen
  3. Matt Jones

2024 LIV Adelaide Picks

Cameron Smith +1400 (DraftKings)

When I pulled up the odds for LIV Adelaide, I was more than a little surprised to see multiple golfers listed ahead of Cameron Smith on the betting board. A few starts ago, Cam finished runner-up at LIV Hong Kong, which is a golf course that absolutely suits his eye. Augusta National in another course that Smith could roll out of bed and finish in the top-ten at, and he did so two weeks ago at The Masters, finishing T6.

At Augusta, he gained strokes on the field on approach, off the tee (slightly), and of course, around the green and putting. Smith able to get in the mix at a major championship despite coming into the week feeling under the weather tells me that his game is once again rounding into form.

The Grange Golf Club is another course that undoubtedly suits the Australian. Smith is obviously incredibly comfortable playing in front of the Aussie faithful and has won three Australian PGA Championship’s. The course is very short and will allow Smith to play conservative off the tee, mitigating his most glaring weakness. With birdies available all over the golf course, there’s a chance the event turns into a putting contest, and there’s no one on the planet I’d rather have in one of those than Cam Smith.

Louis Oosthuizen +2200 (DraftKings)

Louis Oosthuizen has simply been one of the best players on LIV in the 2024 seas0n. The South African has finished in the top-10 on the LIV leaderboard in three of his five starts, with his best coming in Jeddah, where he finished T2. Perhaps more impressively, Oosthuizen finished T7 at LIV Miami, which took place at Doral’s “Blue Monster”, an absolutely massive golf course. Given that Louis is on the shorter side in terms of distance off the tee, his ability to play well in Miami shows how dialed he is with the irons this season.

In addition to the LIV finishes, Oosthuizen won back-to-back starts on the DP World Tour in December at the Alfred Dunhill Championship and the Mauritus Open. He also finished runner-up at the end of February in the International Series Oman. The 41-year-old has been one of the most consistent performers of 2024, regardless of tour.

For the season, Louis ranks 4th on LIV in birdies made, T9 in fairways hit and first in putting. He ranks 32nd in driving distance, but that won’t be an issue at this short course. Last season, he finished T11 at the event, but was in decent position going into the final round but fell back after shooting 70 while the rest of the field went low. This season, Oosthuizen comes into the event in peak form, and the course should be a perfect fit for his smooth swing and hot putter this week.

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The Wedge Guy: What really makes a wedge work? Part 1

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Of all the clubs in our bags, wedges are almost always the simplest in construction and, therefore, the easiest to analyze what might make one work differently from another if you know what to look for.

Wedges are a lot less mysterious than drivers, of course, as the major brands are working with a lot of “pixie dust” inside these modern marvels. That’s carrying over more to irons now, with so many new models featuring internal multi-material technologies, and almost all of them having a “badge” or insert in the back to allow more complex graphics while hiding the actual distribution of mass.

But when it comes to wedges, most on the market today are still single pieces of molded steel, either cast or forged into that shape. So, if you look closely at where the mass is distributed, it’s pretty clear how that wedge is going to perform.

To start, because of their wider soles, the majority of the mass of almost any wedge is along the bottom third of the clubhead. So, the best wedge shots are always those hit between the 2nd and 5th grooves so that more mass is directly behind that impact. Elite tour professionals practice incessantly to learn to do that consistently, wearing out a spot about the size of a penny right there. If impact moves higher than that, the face is dramatically thinner, so smash factor is compromised significantly, which reduces the overall distance the ball will fly.

Every one of us, tour players included, knows that maddening shot that we feel a bit high on the face and it doesn’t go anywhere, it’s not your fault.

If your wedges show a wear pattern the size of a silver dollar, and centered above the 3rd or 4th groove, you are not getting anywhere near the same performance from shot to shot. Robot testing proves impact even two to three grooves higher in the face can cause distance loss of up to 35 to 55 feet with modern ‘tour design’ wedges.

In addition, as impact moves above the center of mass, the golf club principle of gear effect causes the ball to fly higher with less spin. Think of modern drivers for a minute. The “holy grail” of driving is high launch and low spin, and the driver engineers are pulling out all stops to get the mass as low in the clubhead as possible to optimize this combination.

Where is all the mass in your wedges? Low. So, disregarding the higher lofts, wedges “want” to launch the ball high with low spin – exactly the opposite of what good wedge play requires penetrating ball flight with high spin.

While almost all major brand wedges have begun putting a tiny bit more thickness in the top portion of the clubhead, conventional and modern ‘tour design’ wedges perform pretty much like they always have. Elite players learn to hit those crisp, spinny penetrating wedge shots by spending lots of practice time learning to consistently make contact low in the face.

So, what about grooves and face texture?

Grooves on any club can only do so much, and no one has any material advantage here. The USGA tightly defines what we manufacturers can do with grooves and face texture, and modern manufacturing techniques allow all of us to push those limits ever closer. And we all do. End of story.

Then there’s the topic of bounce and grinds, the most complex and confusing part of the wedge formula. Many top brands offer a complex array of sole configurations, all of them admittedly specialized to a particular kind of lie or turf conditions, and/or a particular divot pattern.

But if you don’t play the same turf all the time, and make the same size divot on every swing, how would you ever figure this out?

The only way is to take any wedge you are considering and play it a few rounds, hitting all the shots you face and observing the results. There’s simply no other way.

So, hopefully this will inspire a lively conversation in our comments section, and I’ll chime in to answer any questions you might have.

And next week, I’ll dive into the rest of the wedge formula. Yes, shafts, grips and specifications are essential, too.

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