Opinion & Analysis
Swanson: The 8 Worst “What’s In The Bag” Mistakes Golfers Can Make
Warning: Swanson, the author of this story, does not exist… except in his writing. His character is completely imagined, but that doesn’t mean his opinions aren’t real.
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I can’t stand playing golf with other people. It’s not that I’m anti-social or anything, it’s just that 99 percent of you have no idea what you’re doing, and it reflects poorly on me.
For instance, one time I played golf with the president of Ecuador because he brought me in to consult on the bunkering of his new course at the base of the Andean foothills. Upon arriving, I stuck to my usual routine at a new golf course, and asked what the course record was. It was 66; I was already licking my chops.
So we’re on the 8th hole, and I stuck it to 3 feet with a nice uphill birdie putt to get to 4-under par (I would have tapped it in immediately but the ball had plugged in its own ball mark… high-ball hitter problems). The president was just off the green, and he hit a decent chip shot that was going too fast, but nailed the pin and dropped in the hole. Being the courteous playing partner I am, I grabbed his ball from the hole so he didn’t have to bend down… and so I could hurry up and tap in my birdie. As soon as I touched the ball, however, I knew we had a problem. I felt Surlyn and an odd dimple pattern. My worst fear was realized; he was playing with a budget golf ball.
I threw the golf ball back in his direction, but threw it as far as I could, and it ended up in a pond beside another green. Long story short, I’m no longer welcome in Ecuador because I “disrespected” the president, even though he was the one being disrespectful by not using a premium golf ball. One less course record to my name*, but hey, new courses get built everyday.
Point is, don’t play golf if you don’t know what you’re doing out there. And the first way to ensure you don’t get laughed off the golf course is to have a respectable equipment setup. Here’s what to avoid in your “What’s In The Bag” so as not to look like a fool.
*Editors Note: Swanson currently holds zero official course records to date.
Adjustable Driver
You know who adjustable drivers are for? People who don’t know what lead tape is. And do you know who lead tape is for? People who don’t know what hot melt is. Hot melt was invented for a reason; to make driver heads feel like butter, and to give golfers the ultimate control over swing weight and CG.
Insider tip: I put hot melt on the outside soles of my golf cleats to help my pressure trace throughout the swing.
Hybrids/Rescue Clubs
I briefly touched on this in my first article on GolfWRX, but nothing says “I have no control over my golf ball” like bagging a hybrid. Personally, I don’t play fairway woods either, but I recognize that hitting a 1-iron is more difficult than I make it look, so woods could be necessary for some.
And while I understand hybrids have a positive affect when it comes to growing the game — giving less-skilled players a chance to enjoy the sport — I have no idea why a serious golfer would admit he needs to be “rescued.” I mean, I didn’t see Michael Phelps wearing pool floaties on his arms during the Olympics, did you?
Cavity Back Irons
If you haven’t learned your lesson from Jordan Spieth by now, you may be a lost cause.
But check this out: The hardest golf course on the U.S. Open docket is Oakmont. Dustin Johnson won the U.S. Open at Oakmont. What type of irons was he using? You guessed it: blades.
Imagine if a barber used a cavity-back instead of a blade to shape up your fresh hair cut. Personally, I demand precision in my golf game, and in my shave.
Cast Wedges
I audibly gasp every time I look into a golfer’s bag and see a cast wedge.
Chipping and pitching requires feel, right? So why would anyone voluntarily choose a wedge that provides zero feel and even worse performance. Wasn’t the forging process invented so golfers could hit flop shots and low spinners with tremendous control and feedback? And feedback is infinitely more important than getting the shot up and down.
Stock Shafts
If I ask you what shaft you play in your driver and your answer is, “I’m not sure, whatever it came with,” then we don’t belong on the same golf course. If you don’t think what shaft you play matters, then you probably order tap water at restaurants instead of sparkling.
A Bag Tag from a Public Course
I saw a guy just the other week who touted bag tags from Whistling Straits and TPC Sawgrass. I thought to myself, this gentleman must be so embarrassed. So I asked him about it, and he was actually proud that he had played those courses, carrying around the bag tags like trophies.
Um, they’re public courses. That’s not something to be proud of.
I actually set the course record at Pubble Beach (Pebble + Public = Pubble) one time. We had an afternoon tee time at Cypress, so we figured we’d get in some warm-up holes at Pubble. The greens were terribly bumpy and the rough was spotty at best, but I managed to get around in 59. They wanted me to enter my card to the clubhouse and engrave my name on a plaque. No thanks; not at a public course am I advertising my name.
Double Straps
If you have a bag with double straps, I know you’re either:
- Not very good at golf since you don’t have a staff bag, or
- You’ve never heard of a caddie, in which case you’re probably not very good at golf.
Non-Milled Putter
Remember when scientists discovered that titanium drivers flew farther than persimmon, and people stopped using persimmon because they have brains? Same with milled putters. It’s a scientific fact that milled putters are more precise than other putters. So if you have a putter that’s not milled, I’ll play you for whatever money you want to put up.
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Club Junkie
Tour Edge Exotics mini driver review + TaylorMade Spider ZT Max first look – Club Junkie
On this episode of Club Junkie, I put the new Tour Edge Exotics Mini Driver to the test and break down the performance, forgiveness, distance, and where it fits compared to a traditional driver or strong fairway wood. If you have been curious about adding a mini driver to the bag, this one is worth a look.
I also dive into the new TaylorMade Spider ZT Max putter that was recently spotted and discuss the growing zero torque putter trend. Plus, there is a closer look at the new Project X Titan Yellow shaft showing up on the PGA Tour and what makes it different from other profiles currently out there.
Opinion & Analysis
AVL: We’re talking about practice! My best tips for taking your game to the course
With the beginning of June on the horizon and courses rounding into peak condition for the season, it’s time to hone the finer skills that often get rusty over the winter. More sunlight also means more time to get out on the course and work on your game.
Whether it’s the practice green or the driving range, there’s always something to improve—whether you’re enjoying the fresh air or preparing for a weekend game or tournament. You can work on drills or freestyle around the green, and friendly competition is a great way to sharpen your skills.
While there are endless ways to get better at golf, I’m going to focus on practicing around the green. Let’s take a look at a few things to keep in mind as we head into the summer months.
Drills
From the driving range to the practice green, it’s important to incorporate drills into your routine. Years ago, I spent a weekend working on my short game with James Sieckmann. He recommended doing drill work for 5–10 minutes, then returning to your main practice.
This way, you create a balance between structured drills and real-world scenarios, so you’re not confined to “perfect” situations. For example, hitting the same three-foot putt over and over is good for repetition, but after a while, it becomes less interactive for your brain.
My approach is to use a putting trainer with a narrow gate for the ball to pass through, or simply place tees just outside the width of the ball. I’ll hit a series of four putts through the gate for three sets. Then, from a similar distance, I’ll hit four putts without the training aid and repeat that sequence three times.
Next, I’ll hit a number of 15–25 foot putts in a random fashion, then circle back to repeat the short putt drills with and without the training aid.
This breaks up the rhythm of hitting short putts with the training aid. When you hit the same short putts over and over, it’s easy to get into a groove—which is great for the drill, but not reflective of actual course play. While finding a rhythm is fundamental for drills, I like to introduce variation with longer putts to keep things realistic.
Game Mode
Once you’ve established a foundation with drills, it’s time to simulate on-course scenarios. This is where a few practice games come in handy.
One that I’ve been enjoying lately involves putting 10- to 15-footers with two balls. If I make the putt, great! If I miss, I pull the missed ball back a putter length. Suddenly, that little tap-in becomes a nerve-wracking three-footer—at least at first. As you get better at this game, those three- and five-footers become much more comfortable and routine.
It may sound cliché, but each shot is just what it is—it’s how we react that makes the difference. I like this game because it blends the pressure of on-course putting with the consequence of leaving yourself a much longer putt than usual.
Another game I like is one I recently learned from Brad Faxon. Place three tees in a line at four different locations around the hole: one at 3 feet, one at 6 feet, and one at 8 feet. The 3- and 6-foot putts count as par, and the 8-footer is for birdie.
This game keeps you focused on scoring and helps you get into a competitive mindset. You can even think about this putting game while you’re on the course. I just started playing it, and last week I couldn’t get better than two under par.
Competition
Competition during practice is when drills and games come to life, and you start to see results. For me, nothing beats a putting contest with a friend or two. In the right setting, these contests can become talking points for the whole season.
Match play, a game of 21, or simply seeing who can make the most one-putts (with a small prize on the line) are all great ways to simulate real on-course pressure. Recently, I played in a putting contest where one competitor made back-to-back 30- and 50-foot putts. As they say, expect your opponent to make every putt—and he nearly did. That’s impressive, and it’s something you see on the course, too: you have to stay committed to your game plan, no matter what.
When it comes to practice, it’s important to blend feedback from recent rounds with the fundamentals you want to reinforce. Drills, games, and competition—from the driving range to the putting green—form the backbone of skills you’ll rely on during actual rounds.
Finding the right balance is something we’re all working on, one practice session at a time. With the beginning of June on the horizon and courses rounding into peak condition for the season, it’s time to hone the finer skills that often get rusty over the winter. More sunlight also means more time to get out on the course and work on your game. Whether it’s the practice green or the driving range, there’s always something to improve—whether you’re enjoying the fresh air or preparing for a weekend game or tournament. You can work on drills or freestyle around the green, and friendly competition is a great way to sharpen your skills. While there are endless ways to get better at golf, I’m going to focus on practicing around the green. Let’s take a look at a few things to keep in mind as we head into the summer months.
Drills
From the driving range to the practice green, it’s important to incorporate drills into your routine. Years ago, I spent a weekend working on my short game with James Sieckmann. He recommended doing drill work for 5–10 minutes, then returning to your main practice. This way, you create a balance between structured drills and real-world scenarios, so you’re not confined to “perfect” situations. For example, hitting the same three-foot putt over and over is good for repetition, but after a while, it becomes less interactive for your brain.
My approach is to use a putting trainer with a narrow gate for the ball to pass through, or simply place tees just outside the width of the ball. I’ll hit a series of four putts through the gate for three sets. Then, from a similar distance, I’ll hit four putts without the training aid and repeat that sequence three times. Next, I’ll hit a number of 15–25 foot putts in a random fashion, then circle back to repeat the short putt drills with and without the training aid.
This breaks up the rhythm of hitting short putts with the training aid. When you hit the same short putts over and over, it’s easy to get into a groove—which is great for the drill, but not reflective of actual course play. While finding a rhythm is fundamental for drills, I like to introduce variation with longer putts to keep things realistic.
Game Mode
Once you’ve established a foundation with drills, it’s time to simulate on-course scenarios. This is where a few practice games come in handy. One that I’ve been enjoying lately involves putting 10- to 15-footers with two balls. If I make the putt, great! If I miss, I pull the missed ball back a putter length.
Suddenly, that little tap-in becomes a nerve-wracking three-footer—at least at first. As you get better at this game, those three- and five-footers become much more comfortable and routine. It may sound cliché, but each shot is just what it is—it’s how we react that makes the difference. I like this game because it blends the pressure of on-course putting with the consequence of leaving yourself a much longer putt than usual.
Another game I like is one I recently learned from Brad Faxon. Place three tees in a line at four different locations around the hole: one at 3 feet, one at 6 feet, and one at 8 feet. The 3- and 6-foot putts count as par, and the 8-footer is for birdie.
This game keeps you focused on scoring and helps you get into a competitive mindset. You can even think about this putting game while you’re on the course. I just started playing it, and last week I couldn’t get better than two under par.
Competition
Competition during practice is when drills and games come to life, and you start to see results. For me, nothing beats a putting contest with a friend or two. In the right setting, these contests can become talking points for the whole season. Match play, a game of 21, or simply seeing who can make the most one-putts (with a small prize on the line) are all great ways to simulate real on-course pressure. Recently, I played in a putting contest where one competitor made back-to-back 30- and 50-foot putts. As they say, expect your opponent to make every putt—and he nearly did. That’s impressive, and it’s something you see on the course, too: you have to stay committed to your game plan, no matter what.
When it comes to practice, it’s important to blend feedback from recent rounds with the fundamentals you want to reinforce. Drills, games, and competition—from the driving range to the putting green—form the backbone of skills you’ll rely on during actual rounds. Finding the right balance is something we’re all working on, one practice session at a time.
Equipment
Seoul Sensibilities: Is Korean golf fashion starting to shape the world?
For Korean golfers, we always look forward to the last of the kkot-saem-chu-I for the true start of a new golf season. The term refers to a cold snap, but literally translates as “winter being jealous of the flowers beginning to bloom, thus lashing out one final time before surrendering to spring”.
A rather poetic mouthful packed into a short expression.
Koreans can be like that. Understated, yet oddly expressive at the same time. And nowhere is this more true on the golf course and in our golf bags. In fact, I suspect many Korean golfers look forward to new apparel and accessory drops more than they do actual equipment launches each year.

At this point, Korean golf fashion may exist on its own timeline. (courtesy of @seonbi_golfer)
There is ample evidence to support that suspicion. Korea is the world’s third-largest golf market behind the United States and Japan, yet its appetite for golf apparel exceeds that of both countries combined. Recent estimates suggest that Korea accounts for nearly 40 percent of the global golf apparel market, placing it among the world’s most influential golf fashion markets and punching well above its size.
Simply, we care deeply about how new golf clubs look and feel, but enjoy looking good while swinging them even more.
Golfers in the West may laugh and say that golf is played on a course, not a fashion runway. Perhaps. But what’s the harm in trying to look and feel good, if the added self-confidence can help actual performance? It certainly seems to have worked for Jason Day, who may have unlocked a new stats category: dormant strokes gained. Coincidence?

During the COVID-era, estimates placed the market near $9 billion, an astonishing figure for a single country.
As a proud member of Gen X, I’ve witnessed the highs and lows of golf fashion firsthand. The pleated trousers and wing-tipped shoes of Jack Nicklaus, the stylish plus-fours and knickers of Payne Stewart, the baggy black trousers and fitted mock-necks of Tiger Woods, and the thigh-hugging athletic tailoring of Rory McIlroy. Golf fashion, like the golf swing itself, has rarely stood still.
But nowhere have those trends shifted, evolved, and been scrutinized quite as relentlessly as in Korea. Here, golf fashion moves faster than fairway gossip, and consumers dissect brands with a level of discernment that can be both impressive and mildly terrifying. New brands are studied, judged, embraced, or dismissed with startling efficiency.
The result is a consumer base with one of the sharpest eyes for quality and authenticity anywhere in the world. It is difficult to quantify, but easy to recognize. Clean lines without trying too hard. Luxury mixed with utility. Trend awareness balanced by restraint and purpose.
It’s golf fashion shaped by one of the world’s most style-literate cities, something I like to call Seoul Sensibilities, referring to the taste level forged by a uniquely competitive environment.
And increasingly, global brands have noticed.

Many golf brands in Korea have their own flagship shops dedicated to apparel only
Titleist understood this years ago, when its apparel business in Korea took on a life of its own under new ownership and local direction. What had once been a straightforward extension of an iconic equipment giant became something sharper and more premium. By going all in on the serious Tour-player look (I couldn’t even fit into their XL sizes), Titleist struck the right chord with Korean consumers and helped its fledgling apparel business break into the mainstream. Titleist became a household name even for non-golfers who wore its caps, shirts, and windbreakers in daily life. In many ways, it proved that even heritage golf brands could carry real fashion credibility when viewed through a Korean lens.
Several years later, PXG took a page out of Titleist’s playbook and followed suit. Korean consumers helped transform the brand from one known largely for irons and loud commercials into something broader and more stylish. PXG apparel’s growth in Korea was explosive, where it found an early audience and turned the category into something more than mere logo merchandise. It is still hard to walk anywhere in Seoul without seeing its palindrome logo.
Malbon’s meteoric rise in the United States was genuine, but its ascent into a global golf lifestyle brand owes much to Korea, where it was elevated by a market already fluent in modern golf style. Korea did not simply embrace Malbon. It pressure-tested the concept, refined its appeal, and helped push it into the global spotlight.
As such, new brands may arrive from abroad, but more often than not, their sharpest evolution happens here. If a brand can earn credibility in Seoul, it’s deemed to have passed one of the toughest style audits in the game.
That is why the next meaningful chapter may not come from outside, but from a Korean brand moving in the opposite direction, carrying those Seoul Sensibilities outward as K-pop once did.

Play young Stay dope.
From Seoul, With Intent
Khalhon is a label that feels less like a trend-chasing newcomer and more like the product of a market that has already seen everything. Golfers here have long been surrounded by luxury logos, technical fabrics, and tour uniforms disguised as lifestyle wear and vice-versa. In other words, novelty alone rarely lasts here, and the Koreans seems to understand that instinctively.
Its style language leans into clean silhouettes, relaxed but tailored proportions, muted palettes, and premium materials that speak quietly but confidently. There is a modern city aesthetic running through it all, with strong layering pieces, thoughtful textures, and subtle branding that suggests sophistication rather than demanding attention.

“Built for the course. Designed beyond it.”
Most importantly, the garments seem designed to blur the line between golfwear and everyday style. Shirts, trousers, knitwear, and outer layers move comfortably between a game of screen golf, a lunch reservation, an airport gate, or an afternoon coffee in Gangnam with friends.
It raises the question of whether this is golfwear that happens to look good off the course, or everyday clothing that performs beautifully on the fairways.
Personally, I have long appreciated Nike Golf for its clean, athletic modernization of golf attire. It also has the useful side effect of making me look like a more serious golfer than I probably am. But off the course, there are times when being instantly identified as the golf guy in a crowd of non-golfers can feel a touch self-conscious.

“Built for the course. Designed beyond it.”
That is part of what drew me to Khalhon, which seemed to blend golf and everyday wear naturally. While some of the outfits may be slightly beyond my personal confidence level, the brand also offers tasteful options for older guys like me who still want to express a little personality without regretting the decision later.
These are not simply flashy outfits worn on the course and then banished to the closet until the next tee time. They work surprisingly well off the course too, and I suspect many of the pieces will still look right a couple of years from now, which would certainly be kinder to my wallet than most golf fashion trends tend to be.
And perhaps that broader lifestyle positioning also helps explain why someone like Sean Wotherspoon would find Khalhon creatively interesting in the first place.

“Built for the course. Designed beyond it.”
“Korea is not only one of the most fashion-forward golf markets in the world, but one of the most fashion-forward markets globally. Korea is ahead, and I love to watch and try to catch up.” – Sean Wotherspoon, Creative Director at Khalhon
Seoul and Beyond
If Khalhon’s rise says something about where Korean golf fashion is today, its relationship with Sean Wotherspoon says even more about where it is heading.
For readers less familiar with Sean Wotherspoon, his arrival at Khalhon is not some routine celebrity endorsement or influencer collaboration. In design and streetwear circles, Wotherspoon is regarded as one of the more influential creative voices of his generation, particularly when it comes to blending nostalgia, storytelling, and contemporary culture into products that people can connect with.
He first gained widespread attention through his now-famous Nike sneaker collaborations, where his vintage-inspired designs and instinct for color helped turn him into one of the defining artists of the late-2010s sneaker era. His work gradually expanded beyond footwear into apparel, automotive collaborations, collectibles, and broader lifestyle design.
Modern golf style now extends well beyond the fairways, where performance and functionality are largely expected by default. And while plenty of brands already make technically competent golfwear, Khalhon seems more focused on designing clothes people would genuinely want to wear even after the round ends.
And when guys at Wotherspoon’s level show genuine interest in working with a Korean golf brand as its new Creative Director, fashion circles tend to sit up and pay attention. There’s already a huge buzz among the fashion-conscious here about upcoming collabs with iconic sports stars and brands.

“My creative direction for Khalhon is disruptive, colorful, nostalgic, and modern. My goal is to blend these avenues seamlessly within each collection.” – Sean Wotherspoon
In chatting with Sean, what stood out most to me was how genuinely energized he sounded about the project itself. Despite having already worked across and countless other creative spaces, he described golf as a completely fresh category for him, saying that Khalhon “will be an amazing vehicle for my design work.”
At the same time, his enthusiasm seemed tied just as much to Korea itself. He spoke openly about admiring Korea’s fashion culture while repeatedly insisting he is still a terrible golfer.
There was something oddly refreshing about that humility. Rather than sounding like a celebrity parachuting into golf simply because the category suddenly became fashionable, Sean sounded genuinely curious about what Korea might do with the category next.
And perhaps that is what makes Khalhon feel interesting right now. The brand feels less like a trend-chaser and more like the natural result of a market now confident enough to export its own point of view.
For years, global brands came to Korea to sharpen their image against one of the most discerning audiences anywhere. Now, a Korean label appears ready to send those Seoul Sensibilities outward instead.
Which brings us back to kkot-saem-chu-i.
That final cold snap before spring always arrives with a reminder that seasons are changing, whether we notice it immediately or not. Golf fashion feels a little like that right now as well, as the old boundaries between sport, streetwear, luxury, and everyday style continue to soften.
And somewhere in Seoul, a Korean golf label already seems prepared for whatever season comes next. I just hope they have everything in my size.
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Ron
Oct 19, 2016 at 3:15 pm
This was funny. I’m not giving up my cavity backs, though. The sting that shivers up my arm when I hit my blades thin gave me tendinitis.
I still have the blades… Maybe someday I’ll be good enough to hit them again.
Keith B. Real
Sep 23, 2016 at 4:32 pm
These are funny!
Bee Bee Beehive
Sep 17, 2016 at 11:35 am
Dear GolfWRX writer,
You’re not a comedian. Don’t quit your day job.
Yours,
I wish I could have the last two minutes of my life back.
Mad-Mex
Sep 5, 2016 at 6:07 pm
Readers: The worst mistakes GolfWRX keeps making:
1) Attempt at humor
2) Unbiased club reviews
3) Attempt at humor
4) Unbiased club reviews
5) Attempt at humor
6) Honest club reviews
Mitchell-ish
Sep 2, 2016 at 10:52 am
Anyone who is saying that Swanson should not post are all the individuals who Swanson is making fun of in this article. They read all the posts of you jack-wagons waxing lyrical expertise on all things golf equipment when I would absolutely love to see your games, what equipment you buy, and what courses you play. HE is making fun of you. These articles are amazing because it identifies the egotistical hacks who think they actually know something when they aren’t even informed enough about the game of golf to understand satirical writing about the average golfer. This is the epitome of ironical! Swanson, whoever you are you masked avenger, keep exposing these trolls and self-congratulatory morons and making the rest of us laugh
Mad-Mex
Sep 5, 2016 at 6:07 pm
Uh,,, wipe your nose again, missed a spot.
Johan Klarin
Aug 30, 2016 at 3:14 pm
absolutely hilarious. keep it coming. thanks
Robert Darling
Aug 29, 2016 at 2:35 pm
I laughed a few times…..Thanks for this
Bobtrumpet
Aug 29, 2016 at 2:00 pm
“I can’t stand playing golf with other people. It’s not that I’m anti-social or anything, it’s just that 99 percent of you have no idea what you’re doing, and it reflects poorly on me.”
Not generally a Swanson fan, but I have to admit, that was damn funny!
Mike Honcho
Aug 29, 2016 at 1:41 pm
No double strap bang. Too fat and lazy to walk 9?
Justin
Aug 29, 2016 at 1:00 pm
Did you just create a new subcategory of writing? Egotistical satire?
To be honest, this being the first time I’ve read a Swanson article, I had no idea it was satire until about 1/3 of the way in. I thought someone actually existed that was this much of a jerk. Well, I’m sure a number of people exist who actually act like this, but I’m not sure how also don’t call themselves “politicians”
Mr. Wedge
Aug 29, 2016 at 12:50 pm
It’s funny how you get ridiculed for taking your game seriously these days (i.e. playing blades, using premium balls, optimizing your shaft (which IMO has way more of an impact to performance than blade vs. cavity)). Who cares? Some people get enjoyment out of this. They realize they’re not going pro.
Mike Honcho
Aug 29, 2016 at 12:35 pm
I actually thought I was going to have to handout this jack-hole a kudo for finally writing a good article. But then you get to the double strap, and BINGO, Swanson once again proves he’s an idiot: A) newsflash genius, plenty of double straps on PGA, LPGA, Euro tour staff bags. Next time I see a couple of tour caddies I know, I’ll tell them you think they are sissies. B) Easy to assume you’re a fat and/or lazy if you don’t have an old school Ping Hoofer in the garage that you use to walk a late Sunday 9. C) Thanks Judge Smails Jr. for letting us know that you only patron courses with caddies. Stay there, we don’t want you out with the common man.
Mr. Wedge
Aug 29, 2016 at 12:55 pm
Dude, you clearly missed point in that the entire article was satirical and meant the opposite. He IS representing himself as a common man and actually was poking fun at the golfers who HAVE single strap bags…
kolfpro
Aug 29, 2016 at 3:38 am
Love it!
Sometimes a Smizzle
Aug 28, 2016 at 11:15 am
So many shanks. What is the matter with you people?
Lou Loomis
Aug 28, 2016 at 6:48 pm
I understand why some people wouldn’t find these articles humorous. What I don’t understand is why they would still click on the link.
Dave Dudus
Aug 28, 2016 at 10:09 am
Sly humour in this article. I’d love forged wedges, but the Miura wedges are out of reach, which leaves the Mizuno, which I might try. Any other forged wedges out there?
Anthony
Aug 28, 2016 at 4:32 pm
Mizuno are the best production irons on the market, period. Yes, Miura are one of a kind, and aspirational. Check out the new JPX-900 line from Mizuno on September 4th.
Usman
Aug 29, 2016 at 12:07 pm
Ben Hogans!
Chris
Aug 29, 2016 at 12:45 pm
Fourteen.
Jeff
Aug 28, 2016 at 4:57 am
I like the editors note. As a fan of these articles, I’d like to note the hilarious potential of future editors notes debunking Swanson claims. Thanks
DeadFish
Aug 29, 2016 at 12:21 pm
Like #3? Find me a name brand wedge that isn’t cast… Love those Cleveland wedges? oh they’re cast….How about those Vokey wedges? Cast as well…Callaway wedges? Cast too! WTF, must be a miss print. Is it a miss print….Silence….
Johnnylongballz
Aug 28, 2016 at 2:10 am
These are my favorite articles on WRX. ……Pubble Beach. LOL
Highball hitter
Aug 28, 2016 at 12:58 am
Love that someone out there has the same problems.
Dude
Aug 28, 2016 at 12:06 am
Why is this article funny. All the things he said are true.
Bro
Aug 28, 2016 at 1:29 pm
I know right?
KK
Aug 27, 2016 at 11:16 pm
Any golfer who uses a mallet putter isn’t a real golfer and should be banned for life. Fact. BTW, ditto for anyone who’s ever golfed in jeans, regardless of course clothing policy. Actually, that odious bunch should be banned from this country.
Johnny Muscletown
Aug 27, 2016 at 8:55 pm
Is this pepperturbo?
Benny
Aug 27, 2016 at 6:50 pm
I thought this was hilarious. Well done Golfwrx, love it!
JR
Aug 27, 2016 at 6:08 pm
Swanson sounds like a first class hack to me!!
Timbleking
Aug 27, 2016 at 2:56 pm
Totally agree with you, Swanson.
I see so many people playing with a bag that barelly cost them around 5’000 bucks, while you can easily buy a set of Honma blades for twice that price? This is nonsense.
If you want to play decent golf, give yourself a chance to do it!
Deacon Blues
Aug 27, 2016 at 2:35 pm
Swanson needs to die a quick, but painful death.
Hen Man
Aug 27, 2016 at 2:07 pm
You need to post more on Twitter again!
BIG STU
Aug 27, 2016 at 1:15 pm
Too Funny! But I do like lead tape better than hot melt easier to apply at the range and take off if you screwed up and put on too much
ooffa
Aug 27, 2016 at 1:13 pm
I guess this is an attempt at humor. A failure, but an attempt. Swing and a miss!
ultimate hacker
Aug 27, 2016 at 2:05 pm
agreed… not humorous
Chris
Aug 29, 2016 at 12:47 pm
You’re the ultimate hacker, of course you wouldn’t find an article describing you hilarious.
Byron L
Aug 29, 2016 at 4:30 pm
swing and a miss, Alberstat style
Raj LP
Aug 27, 2016 at 1:07 pm
You forgot that the most important wedge is the 60 or 64. Inside 60 yds = Flop shots.
TyB
Aug 27, 2016 at 12:53 pm
48 shank votes?
Seems these articles fly over people’s heads higher than one of Swanson’s spectacular high balls.
ByT
Aug 27, 2016 at 6:32 pm
Yeah. Because it is an inredibly sophisticated brand of humour that mere mortals don’t understand.
Or, more likely it is just unfunny rubbish.
Lester Diamond
Aug 27, 2016 at 11:29 am
“And feedback is infinitely more important than getting the shot up and down.”
Absolutely spot-on. Even my hosel rockets are buttery smooth.
Hack Life
Aug 27, 2016 at 10:53 am
Please stop.
B. Parsons
Aug 29, 2016 at 12:55 pm
^Agreed.
End this fake author. Just end it please.