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#91 Andrew Bond of Glencoe

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Posted 02 January 2018 - 11:56 PM

What’s your handicap?

“Booze and loose women.”
- Andrew Bond of Glencoe


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#92 gretch

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Posted 03 January 2018 - 02:06 AM

View PostGolfMonster09, on 04 February 2014 - 09:10 AM, said:

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Whoever came up with that font should be shot.

I almost had a seizure trying to read it...

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#93 KammaQwazi

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Posted 05 January 2018 - 11:16 AM

(Blades chip shot over the green almost out of site) "I'm never playing again, son of a  %^&^ mother $#&*."
(Chips, hits pin, in for par) "Dude, we getting a tee time tomorrow? And Sunday?"

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Posted 07 January 2018 - 06:24 PM

As my signature says,

“As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. ”- Ben Hogan
As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round.

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Posted 09 January 2018 - 02:00 PM

Playing with one of the guys in our regular group, that has the propensity to embellish marking his ball on the green. Marks it once and upon replacing it, it finds it's way a little closer to the hole. He then starts his putting routine and decides to recheck ball position again. Marks and then realigns the ball and again it finds it's way a little closer to the hole, when one of the other guys blurts out......"If you mark it one more time it could be in the hole".............. :WTF: :cheesy:


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#96 kujosit

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Posted 13 January 2018 - 10:17 PM

View Postgretch, on 03 January 2018 - 02:06 AM, said:

View PostGolfMonster09, on 04 February 2014 - 09:10 AM, said:

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Whoever came up with that font should be shot.

I almost had a seizure trying to read it...

LoL!

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