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Wife Beat Me...Now it's time to payup!


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#31 Kadin 25

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Posted 11 January 2013 - 06:26 PM

View Postgolfnhack, on 11 January 2013 - 05:26 PM, said:

OK. I am going to say it, because everyone here was too chicken. Your wife is hot..... and she plays golf. You scored X 2.
Oh man, now you did it...as if her head wasn't big enough after beating me! :download: now I will have to listen to that for the next week LOL Thanks!!

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Posted 11 January 2013 - 06:54 PM

View PostKadin 25, on 11 January 2013 - 04:47 PM, said:

View PostChief Illiniwek, on 11 January 2013 - 07:38 AM, said:

View Post502 to Right, on 10 January 2013 - 10:21 PM, said:

She cheats.  Teeing the ball forward of the tees.

Not to mention putting with the flag in. Kick this one to the curb! :-D
I will take blame on the flag..that one is my fault I was taking the picture and forgot about it. Because I said I bet you miss that 4 footer for a drink...then I said let me get the camera so I can have a picture of you losing to remind you later...*sigh...I lost.

We are both type A personalities and very VERY competitive. Neither one of us likes to lose to the other. Makes for a fun round. It has it's down side too because if we have an "argument" boy neither backs down....*sigh...yea I lose those too  ;)

We all lose those. :-)

Don't refer to her as your wife, but "she who must be obeyed" and everything will work out fine. ha ha
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Posted 11 January 2013 - 07:36 PM

View PostSean2, on 11 January 2013 - 06:54 PM, said:

View PostKadin 25, on 11 January 2013 - 04:47 PM, said:

View PostChief Illiniwek, on 11 January 2013 - 07:38 AM, said:

View Post502 to Right, on 10 January 2013 - 10:21 PM, said:

She cheats.  Teeing the ball forward of the tees.

Not to mention putting with the flag in. Kick this one to the curb! :-D
I will take blame on the flag..that one is my fault I was taking the picture and forgot about it. Because I said I bet you miss that 4 footer for a drink...then I said let me get the camera so I can have a picture of you losing to remind you later...*sigh...I lost.

We are both type A personalities and very VERY competitive. Neither one of us likes to lose to the other. Makes for a fun round. It has it's down side too because if we have an "argument" boy neither backs down....*sigh...yea I lose those too  ;)

We all lose those. :-)

Don't refer to her as your wife, but "she who must be obeyed" and everything will work out fine. ha ha
If Momma's happy were all happy :)
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Posted 11 January 2013 - 07:56 PM

[quote name='Kadin 25' timestamp='1357951019' post='6212529']
[quote name='Sean2' timestamp='1357948495' post='6212307']
[quote name='Kadin 25' timestamp='1357940840' post='6211757']
[quote name='Chief Illiniwek' timestamp='1357907912' post='6208859']
[quote name='502 to Right' timestamp='1357874475' post='6207667']
She cheats.  Teeing the ball forward of the tees.
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Not to mention putting with the flag in. Kick this one to the curb! :-D
[/quote]I will take blame on the flag..that one is my fault I was taking the picture and forgot about it. Because I said I bet you miss that 4 footer for a drink...then I said let me get the camera so I can have a picture of you losing to remind you later...*sigh...I lost.

We are both type A personalities and very VERY competitive. Neither one of us likes to lose to the other. Makes for a fun round. It has it's down side too because if we have an "argument" boy neither backs down....*sigh...yea I lose those too  ;)
[/quote]

We all lose those. :-)

Don't refer to her as your wife, but "she who must be obeyed" and everything will work out fine. ha ha
[/quote]If Momma's happy were all happy :)
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Amen. Funny how that works out. :-)
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Posted 11 January 2013 - 11:47 PM

Yea its real funny Sean ;)

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Posted 12 January 2013 - 12:24 AM

Nice, On the plus side it nice to let them win every once and a while (speaking about our wives).  Because when they win, you win later on!!! :read:
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Posted 12 January 2013 - 01:03 AM

You've lost your man card.  Better show her who daddy is in other ways otherwise you don't deserve to get it back.  :pimp:

If you were Mr. Christie Kerr, I would have more sympathy.

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Posted 13 January 2013 - 10:17 AM

I refuse to comment here on the basis of background comments heard the other night!! LOL!!!

ONLY Kadin will understand this comment.
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Posted 13 January 2013 - 10:26 AM

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I refuse to comment here on the basis of background comments heard the other night!! LOL!!!

ONLY Kadin will understand this comment.
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Posted 14 January 2013 - 09:54 AM

View Post502 to Right, on 10 January 2013 - 10:21 PM, said:

She cheats.  Teeing the ball forward of the tees.
I completely don't understand this.  Does she do it on purpose, does she not pay attention?  Is it that hard to tee off in the right place?  :)  

(in case it doesn't come through, I'm being silly and not being a jerk...but I really would love to know why she does it...it's a little weird)

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Posted 14 January 2013 - 02:11 PM

You're a Lucky man! I just wish my wife would play. Her love language is quality time. I keep telling her that she should learn to play and come spend the afternoon on the course with me. That seems like good "quality time" to me. Lol She just doesn't understand my addiction!

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Posted 14 January 2013 - 03:47 PM

This is how it starts.  First putting, then she beats you for 9 holes, then 18 holes in front of your buddy's.  That progression took my wife about 10 years.  She has always been a better putter.

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Posted 14 January 2013 - 04:01 PM

Yes, she''s hot.

I'm thinking about using one of her pics, maybe the shot with the drink, and making a "caption this" out of it! Hmmmmm......

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"honey thanks for the drink! (you owed me because I OWN YOU! You have NO GAME under pressure. What a chop, nice putting twitchy sticks, Bartender! 2 shots of tequila, and bring sally here whatever she wants too.Glad i know the Heimlich because of all your choking. Yeah, I'll say it again, I OWN YOU!) I love you so much!"
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Posted 14 January 2013 - 04:19 PM

I played my wife once, on an executive course by our house, and gave her a crazy amount of strokes.  Our bet was for a steak dinner, which we were going to anyway, but the loser would have to pay.  

Long story short, it actually came down to putts on the last hole.  She 3 putted, and I got up and down to win by 1  (I'd have paid if we tied).  Felt bad, for a little while, but I got over it quick. The steak tasted great! :haha:
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Posted 14 January 2013 - 08:07 PM

View PostYuck, on 14 January 2013 - 03:47 PM, said:

This is how it starts.  First putting, then she beats you for 9 holes, then 18 holes in front of your buddy's.  That progression took my wife about 10 years.  She has always been a better putter.
I am thinking she could beat me if she had more time to work on her game..but with two kids, work and everything else life throws at you it's hard to get out.

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Posted 14 January 2013 - 08:09 PM

View PostSlowMotion, on 14 January 2013 - 02:11 PM, said:

You're a Lucky man! I just wish my wife would play. Her love language is quality time. I keep telling her that she should learn to play and come spend the afternoon on the course with me. That seems like good "quality time" to me. Lol She just doesn't understand my addiction!
I was lucky...my wife was a college jock and all she needed was that one pure hit and that type A personality took over and she was hooked.
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Posted 14 January 2013 - 08:11 PM

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View Post502 to Right, on 10 January 2013 - 10:21 PM, said:

She cheats.  Teeing the ball forward of the tees.
I completely don't understand this.  Does she do it on purpose, does she not pay attention?  Is it that hard to tee off in the right place?  :)  

(in case it doesn't come through, I'm being silly and not being a jerk...but I really would love to know why she does it...it's a little weird)
No worries my friend...I can detect the silly..lol...Yea she doesn't do it all the time, she is one of those players that if there is a divot anywhere near where she wasnts to tee up it will drive her nuts and she has to move and she doesn't care where that may be. lol
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Posted 14 January 2013 - 08:12 PM

View PostKYMAR, on 14 January 2013 - 04:01 PM, said:

Yes, she''s hot.

I'm thinking about using one of her pics, maybe the shot with the drink, and making a "caption this" out of it! Hmmmmm......

Saying

Thinking

"honey thanks for the drink! (you owed me because I OWN YOU! You have NO GAME under pressure. What a chop, nice putting twitchy sticks, Bartender! 2 shots of tequila, and bring sally here whatever she wants too.Glad i know the Heimlich because of all your choking. Yeah, I'll say it again, I OWN YOU!) I love you so much!"
Thanks buddy..I wouldn't have expected anything less from you ;)
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Posted 14 January 2013 - 08:23 PM

View PostKadin 25, on 14 January 2013 - 08:12 PM, said:

View PostKYMAR, on 14 January 2013 - 04:01 PM, said:

Yes, she''s hot.

I'm thinking about using one of her pics, maybe the shot with the drink, and making a "caption this" out of it! Hmmmmm......

Saying

Thinking

"honey thanks for the drink! (you owed me because I OWN YOU! You have NO GAME under pressure. What a chop, nice putting twitchy sticks, Bartender! 2 shots of tequila, and bring sally here whatever she wants too.Glad i know the Heimlich because of all your choking. Yeah, I'll say it again, I OWN YOU!) I love you so much!"
Thanks buddy..I wouldn't have expected anything less from you ;)

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I also really like this weeks CT! Good stuff.
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Posted 14 January 2013 - 09:42 PM

View PostKYMAR, on 14 January 2013 - 08:23 PM, said:

View PostKadin 25, on 14 January 2013 - 08:12 PM, said:

View PostKYMAR, on 14 January 2013 - 04:01 PM, said:

Yes, she''s hot.

I'm thinking about using one of her pics, maybe the shot with the drink, and making a "caption this" out of it! Hmmmmm......

Saying

Thinking

"honey thanks for the drink! (you owed me because I OWN YOU! You have NO GAME under pressure. What a chop, nice putting twitchy sticks, Bartender! 2 shots of tequila, and bring sally here whatever she wants too.Glad i know the Heimlich because of all your choking. Yeah, I'll say it again, I OWN YOU!) I love you so much!"
Thanks buddy..I wouldn't have expected anything less from you ;)

:drinks:

I also really like this weeks CT! Good stuff.
I aim to please...did you see the "driving range prank video's that I posted...pretty funny..OBTW Thanks!

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