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[Kadin 25]

Thanks to nacho for sending this one to me. If you guys have any other images feel free to send them to me. I can always use more pictures.

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[SlowMotion]

Now I can justify those new clubs!

[sharkiesj]

Now that I know my clubs are good. Whew! Honey, you ok?

[subrosa]

In the post apocalyptic world is the burned out car a movable impediment?

[justasgood]

You've got 5 hours to get this place cleaned up....

[Kadin 25]

justasgood, on 06 January 2013 - 07:11 AM, said:

You've got 5 hours to get this place cleaned up....

or...Thanks babe, serioiusly though.. there was a good chance the  car might explode like in the movies..... now go make me a sandwich.

I kid I kid...

[Fade]

"Don't worry Amy, there's not a scratch on them!"

[Jon Robert]

That's my husband!  Every time he is near a golf club he ends up in a hazard.

The only things he and Tiger have in common are blondes, 9 irons and wrecked cars!

Edited by Jon Robert, 06 January 2013 - 09:29 AM.

[justasgood]

Sure she's great looking.......but eventually she will complain about all the time you spend golfing. Honey, in the divorce you get the car.....all I need are these.........and this chair. My clubs and this chair and that's all I need......and my shoes. These clubs, this chair and my shoes.........

Edited by justasgood, 06 January 2013 - 09:24 AM.

[8thehardway]

So the whole day it was hit the ball, drag Holly.

The fire dept will pry you loose in a minute; I asked them to pick up these left-handed clubs on the way over so we can still get the round in.

[PINGWRXforeme]

Jen is left handed??

[8thehardway]

She'd have to play left handed once the Fire Dept pries her right wrist out of the metal.

[pauliodotnet]

Now I'm going to be late for my tee time.

[swanry30]

"BONES, we should have gone with the 4 wood...."

[Reesestix85]

These are the only tools I have honey, I dont think there is a screw driver in here.

[Kadin 25]

Reesestix85, on 07 January 2013 - 10:12 AM, said:

These are the only tools I have honey, I dont think there is a screw driver in here.

or..."Hell NO!! You can't use my 6 iron as a hammer!"

[Hattori Hanzo]

He wouldn't have flipped if he had been driving a sports car. Everyone knows that a sports cars are the best training aids out there for driving. They provides so much more feedback to the driver. They let you know when your driving is off, so you can make the appropriate adjustments, and when you're driving well, nothing feels more pure. And besides, they are so much more aesthetically appealing and confidence-inspiring than those big, chunky SUVs. And that is why everyone should play blades drive a sports car.

Edited by Hattori Hanzo, 08 January 2013 - 06:57 PM.

[goaliescott]

Jen stepped out of the trainwreck of her lovelife into the golfers arms...or would have had he not been looking for the ProV he had just hit into the weeds.

"So I hit this 320 yard fade that missed the fairway to the left.  I was looking for my ball when Jennifer Aniston appeared out of nowhere, tackled me, and had her way with me right there in the rough!"
"Dude, no way that happend."
"I swear!"
"Dude, no way you could ever hit one 320...."

John Mayer saved his clubs before checking on Jen and would later wonder why she dumped him.

Scott held Jens clubs and was about to chastise her for wearing spike heels on the golf course, when she leaned over to step out of the vehicle.
When the paramedics arrived he was still glassy-eyed and mumbling about the promised land...

[ram01002]

Nice sticks . . .

[jlt73]

Let me get all set up for this hole in one

[Willie Malay]

Wait right there, this will only take about 4 hours.

[Splitter]

Oh, yer a golfer?  And a bad driver?  I'm glad you've got those clubs, because you're not hittin' *this* for a long time.....

[Kadin 25]

Splitter, on 08 January 2013 - 04:04 PM, said:

Oh, yer a golfer?  And a bad driver?  I'm glad you've got those clubs, because you're not hittin' *this* for a long time.....

Well played!

[forgedforever]

Having gone through two divorces, and recently caught sending inappropriate texts to a co-worker, Dave was in no position to negotiate when Jennifer decided it was time for a new man cave for six months outside their home in Rancho Mirage.

[Llortamaisey]

I can't believe you dated Ross.

[Fore_Man]

"Honey, after that most men just want a cigarette.  But, whatever, see you 4 hrs and don't forget the flowers"

[xerpro]

Are "those" tour issue or OTR???

[Jamboy72]

Mind if I put these back in your trunk?

[goaliescott]

and with that, he traded his hot but crazy GF for a full bag of Callaways....

[mcputter]

Like Jimmy Kimmel learned, don't mess with Jenn.