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"The only sure rule in golf is: He who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie." ~ Mickey Mantle
"I was three over today: One over a house, one over a patio and one over a swimming pool." ~ George Brett
"After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge, and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye." ~ Chi Chi Rodriguez
"I never pray on a golf course. Actually, the Lord answers my prayers everywhere except on the course." ~ Billy Graham
"While playing golf today, I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake." ~ Henny Youngman
"I was three over today: One over a house, one over a patio and one over a swimming pool." ~ George Brett
"After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge, and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye." ~ Chi Chi Rodriguez
"I never pray on a golf course. Actually, the Lord answers my prayers everywhere except on the course." ~ Billy Graham
"While playing golf today, I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake." ~ Henny Youngman
