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[chas521]

"The only sure rule in golf is: He who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie." ~ Mickey Mantle

"I was three over today: One over a house, one over a patio and one over a swimming pool." ~ George Brett

"After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge, and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye." ~ Chi Chi Rodriguez

"I never pray on a golf course. Actually, the Lord answers my prayers everywhere except on the course." ~ Billy Graham

"While playing golf today, I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake." ~ Henny Youngman

[gambit]

Golf is a good walk spoiled
- Mark Twain

Edited by gambit, 24 November 2012 - 01:57 PM.

[BENNYSUPREME]

The quote in my sig...

"As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round."  Ben Hogan

[TheMackDaddy]

"Golf is the most fun you can have without taking youre clothes off" - Chi Chi Rodriguez

[Sean2]

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin.

[dominic713]

"It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course."

-Hank Aaron

[anth]

A "gimme" can be best described as an agreement between 2 golfers, neither of whom can putt very well.

- (Anonymous)

[jwrogers]

"Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air." - Jack Benny

[GoogleMe]

Golf and Sex are 2 things you don't have to be good at and still LOVE doing it.

[isaacbm]

This damn ball retriever isn't long enough to get my putter out of that tree!

[1fairway2another]

I like my women like i like my golf, low 70's, no handicaps.- no idea