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[Scaldy]

"Only god hits a one iron straighter"

[Willie Malay]

He only smoke Clinton's used cigars...

[cardoustie]

Tiger has only one picture in his gym

It is of MJA pinning Chuck Norris in an impromptu MMA bout at Perkins

[Rock Chalk Jayhawk]

God screams his name when achieving orgasm.

[isaacbm]

I had just assumed this thread was about Pepperturbo.....

[cough93]

He reminds me of the kind of guy that you see at a resort swimming pool that gets up every hour or so to do a sawn dive and then go back to laying out.

[Boogaloo_Jones]

"Tiger learned the stinger from him"

"When he hits it into sand, he has a beach party.  The round usually stops since they have been epic parties"

"His stretching exercise video has eclipsed any viral videos on Youtube....combined."

"The Superstorm in the planet Jupiter was caused by him yelling "fore".

[mwkbmw]

ionakana511, on 29 November 2012 - 10:34 AM, said:

"Tiger learned the stinger from him"

"When he hits it into sand, he has a beach party.  The round usually stops since they have been epic parties"

"His stretching exercise video has eclipsed any viral videos on Youtube....combined."

"The Superstorm in the planet Jupiter was caused by him yelling "fore".

This is always done on purpose.

[Boogaloo_Jones]

mwkbmw, on 29 November 2012 - 10:37 AM, said:

ionakana511, on 29 November 2012 - 10:34 AM, said:

"Tiger learned the stinger from him"

"When he hits it into sand, he has a beach party.  The round usually stops since they have been epic parties"

"His stretching exercise video has eclipsed any viral videos on Youtube....combined."

"The Superstorm in the planet Jupiter was caused by him yelling "fore".

This is always done on purpose.

That is correct.

[Boogaloo_Jones]

Last one....

"He is the only one that can force KYMAR into changing his avatar."

[mukster]

He never exercises, but when he does, he doesn't.

When he duck hooks, it's because it is his turn to get supper.

When he and Gary Player are together, Gary Player doesn't just talk about himself.

[Willie Malay]

Player: good one.

[mwkbmw]

Furyk and Crane play fast in his group.

[MileHighClub]

HIS cigars self light and HIS golf ball self tees.

HE gets 17 extra yards just because.

HE won the Re/max World Long Drive championship without hitting a shot.

The R&A and USGA ask HIM for guidance.

Viewers often call in, not to point out rules infractions, but rather to compliment HIM.

Scotty Cameron putts with a putter that has HIS name on it.

Edited by MileHighClub, 01 December 2012 - 12:00 PM.

[MtlJeff]

He is so handsome, TaylorMade called their most recent driver "the second hottest face in golf" out of respect

He is so talented, he was once banned by the USGA for being in an illegal groove

He is so naturally sexy, in a recent tournament they played in threesomes due to weather delays, and his won an adult video award

[RIRider]

kim jong il can't beat him.

Edited by RIRider, 01 December 2012 - 05:32 PM.

[knockdown9]

Awesome Thread

"Once he actually threw a football over them mountains"
"He see's a therapist to solve their problems"
"He's the real reason why Gary Player does so many push ups"
"He once shanked a ball into the woods to save a kitten from an angry pack of wolves"
"He once impregnated a woman by just asking for her name"
"This is what happens when female reporters try to interview him

"He turned down Peter Jackson's offer to film Lord of the Cigars, so Jackson settled for LOR"
"He prevented WW3 once, when he uttered the words 'world peace' in his sleep"
"Grapes squish themselves when he's nearby"
"Anywhere he is, goes, or has been smells of rich mahogany"
"He once shot a 59 with a two stroke penalty, using a top flight, and carrying only a putter"
"No matter how hard he tries, his scoring average is always 69"

[anth]

He had to change his phone number because George Clooney kept calling him asking for fashion tips to woo the ladies

[HoosierHacker89]

Even Thrillhouse is speechless in his presence.

[mwkbmw]

HoosierHacker89, on 03 December 2012 - 12:57 PM, said:

Even Thrillhouse is speechless in his presence.

Blasphemy, I say!!

[mwkbmw]

MtlJeff, on 01 December 2012 - 05:21 PM, said:

He is so handsome, TaylorMade called their most recent driver "the second hottest face in golf" out of respect

He is so talented, he was once banned by the USGA for being in an illegal groove

He is so naturally sexy, in a recent tournament they played in threesomes due to weather delays, and his won an adult video award

Winner!  ^^

[ping rat]

He borrows Bubba's back up set when paired with Phil just to maintain a spirit of fair play.

[mwkbmw]

Tiger once swiped the credit card receipt from his table just so he could have his autograph.

[Carolina Golfer 2]

or this...ooops don't know what happened to the pic.  I'll try again.

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Edited by Carolina Golfer 2, 05 December 2012 - 03:12 PM.

[Blakester]

mwkbmw, on 04 December 2012 - 10:35 AM, said:

MtlJeff, on 01 December 2012 - 05:21 PM, said:

He is so handsome, TaylorMade called their most recent driver "the second hottest face in golf" out of respect

He is so talented, he was once banned by the USGA for being in an illegal groove

He is so naturally sexy, in a recent tournament they played in threesomes due to weather delays, and his won an adult video award

Winner!  ^^

+1 !!!

[tembolo1284]

haha, love this thread!

[cadillacfox]

easily the funniest thread ive read online anywhere

[knockdown9]

mwkbmw, on 05 December 2012 - 11:09 AM, said:

Tiger once swiped the credit card receipt from his table just so he could have his autograph.

oh that's a good one

[jprox]

His warm up exercise at the british was the original gangnam style.

[BuckeyeGolfer]

I would put TA3 in the same category