Does anyone one have their own/heard unique golf quotes
Posted 06 November 2012 - 10:30 PM
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Posted 17 November 2012 - 03:33 PM
To any one under the age of 13 who does not get it this is a twist on the timeless "Drive for show & Putt for dough" quote that I first heard over 30 years ago.
Edited by Chef Otto, 17 November 2012 - 03:35 PM.
Posted 14 December 2012 - 03:14 AM
Me to caddy. well I think I finally got the speed of these greens.
Caddy to me. Sir the horse has died before the grass grew.
Posted 14 December 2012 - 05:29 PM
"It is a good thing you can recycle that tee, the ball not so much."
"Nice one putt! What was that before it?"
"Probably should have added some extra distance because that divot took a lot off of it."
Posted 16 December 2012 - 10:33 PM
This isnt a quote but was done to me. When I first started playing at a new club I joined about 3 weeks in I had a steady playing partners. I could hit the ball long and out of sight just didnt know where it was going most of the time. On the weekends we were always the fourth group to go off. As I stepped to the tee the oldest guy in our group said hang on a minute. He pulled an air horn out of his bag blew it 3 times and told me to waited 1 minute before I hit my drive. The other members on the course want to get there hardhats on and get under cover!
Posted 19 December 2012 - 08:51 AM
when you miss a putt by one ball roll - "damn, just like cuba, one revolution too short"
Edited by Riuzzi, 19 December 2012 - 09:32 AM.