
My count is now at two.
First time was a couple months ago and I tried to "sneak up" on breaking 80. I was playing OK but not great with a 40 on the front nine then a bogey and a double early on the back nine. But a birdie on the 17th hole meant I just needed par on 18 to shoot 79. Hit my approach in the bunker, made a heroic effort at a long bunker shot then lipped out my 4-1/2 footer. That was my first 80.
Fast forward to yesterday. By luck of the draw, my 80 from September was due to be replaced in the handicap computer by whatever I shot yesterday.
This time I tried doing it the hard way. Parred the first four holes, three-putt double on the fitth, another bogey on the seventh followed by birde on eight and par on nine for a 38. Now the pressure's one because I'm making the turn to the shortest and easiest of our three nines. Alternating pars and bogeys have me at four over (for the nine) coming to the last hole. Need par for 78, bogey for 79.
Tee shot was perfect, the longest I've hit on that hole in probably a year or more and right down the pipe. Then the first speed bump. Just as I was starting my takeaway on my 5-iron approach some guy on the tee box of an adjacent hole puts his cart in reverse. BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP...and a fat shot comes up 30 yards short of the green. No worries, plenty of green to work with, just pitch it into the middle of the green and two putt.
Predictably enough, the little pitch shot was hit just a bit fat and stops in the front fringe. Ran the 40-foot putt five feet past and you can guess the rest. Three-putt double, my second of the day. Another 80.
So what's the over/under on how many more time I'll have to shoot 80 before I finally break through with that 78 or 79? Man I hope I can get it done before the weather turns crummy in January/February...
First time was a couple months ago and I tried to "sneak up" on breaking 80. I was playing OK but not great with a 40 on the front nine then a bogey and a double early on the back nine. But a birdie on the 17th hole meant I just needed par on 18 to shoot 79. Hit my approach in the bunker, made a heroic effort at a long bunker shot then lipped out my 4-1/2 footer. That was my first 80.
Fast forward to yesterday. By luck of the draw, my 80 from September was due to be replaced in the handicap computer by whatever I shot yesterday.
This time I tried doing it the hard way. Parred the first four holes, three-putt double on the fitth, another bogey on the seventh followed by birde on eight and par on nine for a 38. Now the pressure's one because I'm making the turn to the shortest and easiest of our three nines. Alternating pars and bogeys have me at four over (for the nine) coming to the last hole. Need par for 78, bogey for 79.
Tee shot was perfect, the longest I've hit on that hole in probably a year or more and right down the pipe. Then the first speed bump. Just as I was starting my takeaway on my 5-iron approach some guy on the tee box of an adjacent hole puts his cart in reverse. BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP...and a fat shot comes up 30 yards short of the green. No worries, plenty of green to work with, just pitch it into the middle of the green and two putt.
Predictably enough, the little pitch shot was hit just a bit fat and stops in the front fringe. Ran the 40-foot putt five feet past and you can guess the rest. Three-putt double, my second of the day. Another 80.
So what's the over/under on how many more time I'll have to shoot 80 before I finally break through with that 78 or 79? Man I hope I can get it done before the weather turns crummy in January/February...












