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[MattTheTaff]

CARDY, on 26 October 2012 - 02:57 PM, said:

leathery skin
skip the range
no glove
no idea what model of irons they have
faded bag with mismatched head covers
untied shoes
hungover, a disheveled and glazed look

Sounds like my club.

A lot of men turn up a bit worse for wear on a Sunday morning and they still have the faculties to take your money

[jmcorr4]

cgasucks, on 26 October 2012 - 08:50 AM, said:

jmcorr4, on 26 October 2012 - 12:02 AM, said:

Worn carry bag with Winged Foot logo.  Newer Titleist Driver, a little beat up, no head cover , older Taylor Made Tour Spoon with a Walker Cup head cover.  Old blades, worn wedges & the really beat up Bullseye putter.  Dead meat.  Haha!

I almost crapped my pants just imagining that bag...

Thanks, you made me laugh & its been a crappy day.  Play work golf today with the CEO of the company I work for and I played bad.  Ugh what a day.  When I lived in Fla. my best friend was the guy with the beat up old Bullseye, Tommy Armour 845's with the original grips and the guy was always in the 70's.  I watched him make so many putts with that old putter.  The rest of that bag is a great friend of mine I grew up with and he hits it so good, scary.

[ucdan5]

CARDY, on 26 October 2012 - 02:57 PM, said:

leathery skin
skip the range
no glove
no idea what model of irons they have
faded bag with mismatched head covers
untied shoes
hungover, a disheveled and glazed look

I would sh*t myself too if I had to play against Bernhard Langer for money. He fits this description to a tee.

[Y0RIC]

Franzen, on 21 October 2012 - 07:05 PM, said:

Six pages and still nobody mentioned having a 48 degree Vokey instead of the pitching wedge from the iron set...

Haha, that's me and trust me you would take my money all day long. Funny thing is, I hit it further than my 9-iron.

[edLmuldoon]

So essentially I'm learning nothing about my bag, swagger, or dress is intimidating....hahaha

[clubgolfer]

The older bloke with a deep tan, deep squinty eyes, toe worn out on his right golf shoe and carrying a 1 iron.....BEWARE :)