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[Thrillhouse]

Mr.Fuji, on 17 August 2012 - 09:37 PM, said:

1. Why the Waffle House girl?

That smothered covered and chunked deal isn't just a potato thing, its a way of life.

Thats why the waffle house girl!

[KYMAR]

Thrillhouse, on 17 August 2012 - 05:42 PM, said:

1) will you take a look at this thing on the back of my neck?

2) seriously tiger, I need someone to look at this thing on my neck and nobody else is around.

3) is it a pimple or a boil?

OH Thank God!

My first 2 questions for Tiger had to do with your whereabouts. My 3rd question was going to be to just break down the "perkins" menu for me, where to start and where never to go.

[poizster]

1. How many children do you have?
2. Have you seen the x rated movie about yourself?
3. So how good are the pancakes at Perkins?

[TheDarkOne]

1. You mentioned you wanted to own your swing like Moe Norman and Hogan. What do you know of Norman what evidence had you seen of him to make you say this?
(For a rather obscure golf figure, I still find it fascinating that Woods mentioned him, I understand Hogan but the Norman thing always blew me away and I wondered where it came from, or if Woods ever met him. Not saying it's undeserved, but just fascinating.)

2. When all the fame goes away, will you miss it...or maybe be happier?

3. What is your user ID on Golfwrx? Do you ever go through the B/S/T?

Edited by TheDarkOne, 18 August 2012 - 04:55 AM.

[SurfinTurf]

TheDarkOne, on 18 August 2012 - 04:55 AM, said:

1. You mentioned you wanted to own your swing like Moe Norman and Hogan. What do you know of Norman what evidence had you seen of him to make you say this?
(For a rather obscure golf figure, I still find it fascinating that Woods mentioned him, I understand Hogan but the Norman thing always blew me away and I wondered where it came from, or if Woods ever met him. Not saying it's undeserved, but just fascinating.)

Jokes aside, that's actually an interesting question. I vote this our first "real life" question.

The Waffle House girl possibly being the second.

[rkangrah]

Three questions:

1. Do you want to play golf once every year with me (at Augusta) ?

2. Do you think you can win more major than Jack Nicklaus?

3. Why do you think you are so good at golf ?

[Anchor44]

Does it bother you that all these people feel they have the right to decide what you should or shouldn't have done?

Don't you wish they'd just get a life?

Don't you think any mistakes you made regarding Elin should only have to be answered to her instead of the media, golfwrxers, Letterman, the golf channel and 99% of the rest of humanity?

[jebb]

1.  Was all that stuff about changing, getting back to Buddhism/being a better man stuff at the press conference for real and are you doing what you said you would?

2. What really happened with the car accident?

3. Why do you keep changing your swing?

[monkeynaut]

Frankie Lob Wedge, on 18 August 2012 - 12:27 AM, said:

1. What color are the drapes at B***y Ford Clinic?  (for those who know)
2. How is Dr. Gallea?
3. Do you think Rory or Webb Simpson are better than you? Or both?

I don't think anybody's making a case that Simpson is better that Tiger.

[monkeynaut]

1) Are you getting more reps today?
2) how are your trajs?
3) where are you in the process?

[bunter101]

How much did it cost to repair the Nike van after you trashed it when Elin turned up at the Open?

Was the British TV girl as hot in bed as she looks on TV?

Do you wish you had Rorys swing right now?

[spitfisher]

1) In the aftermath of your cluster ****, just how much did you lose in known revenue and anticipated revenue from  your sponsors dumping, your game going south for years and your still present marketability?

2) have you taken any performance enhancement drugs ( or could possily be considered as such by the general public)of any kind, knowingly, unknowingly, legal or illegal

3) Do you lie on a reguler basis, you know when ever it could help you or just sometimes

[spitfisher]

monkeynaut, on 18 August 2012 - 11:26 AM, said:

1) Are you getting more reps today?
2) how are your trajs?
3) where are you in the process?

4) How are your "lines" ?

[drstroud]

Really?

Really?

Really?

[deasy55]

1. How many questions do I get again?

2. Why so few?

3. What do you mean I only have one left?

[jaskanski]

1. If you could travel back in a time machine to 1996, what part of your career would you change (if any)?
2. Do you really need to throw clubs when you're frustrated or do Nike encourage you to do it to enhance club exposure?
3. You're paying for the coffee right? Oh look - there's Gary Coleman working behind the bar - you two still go out looking for dates?...he's what?? You must be kidding - who's that guy behind the bar then?

Edited by jaskanski, 18 August 2012 - 12:05 PM.

[Shwagin1066]

TJCDAS, on 17 August 2012 - 06:52 PM, said:

1) Why are you so cheap?

2) Why have you always had contempt for your fans?

3) Why did you exploit your dead father for your Nike ad?

Yikes, Tiger spit in your oatmeal when you were a kid or something?

[scotto69]

1. Why only white girls when there are so many other kinds of pretty ladies?
2. Why in the world would you let yourself be on cheapest celebrity lists when you have 100's of millions in the bank?
3. 20 years from now, your kids are grown and you've quit pro golf. Now what?

[PGArox]

1.  Hey Tiger, isn't Phil great?

2.  Say Tiger, do you wish you were as beloved and respected as Phil?

3.  Oh, and Tiger, Phil owns your butt, doesn't he?

[corky]

1. Do you miss your wife?

2. who do you most admire.... any field?

3. what do you like spending your money on?

[jimb]

1.  What affect has the break up of your marriage and the attendant scandal had on you confidence on the course, then and now?

2.  Why do you think you are no longer a "closer" in majors?

3.  If your driving has improved so much, why are you playing so conservatively off the tee at majors?  For example, the way you approached the course at Royal Lytham and St. Annes.

Edited by jimb, 18 August 2012 - 12:55 PM.

[bscinstnct]

deasy55, on 18 August 2012 - 11:58 AM, said:

1. How many questions do I get again?

2. Why so few?

3. What do you mean I only have one left?

Or, per Homer when he travels to the Himalays and gets 3 questions for the Head of Kwik E Mart.

Are you really Tiger Woods?

Really?

You?

"Thank you, come again..."

Or, the best Homer quote of all time when he asks for 3 cards in a Poker game.

"Doh!"

"Doh!"

"Doh!"

Edited by bscinstnct, 18 August 2012 - 01:37 PM.

[herdman]

1)Do you still enjoy playing competitive golf?

2)How bad is your leg?

3)What is your life going to be like after golf?

[MattTheTaff]

1) Ian Poulter:  sex or death?

2) How many jokes did you send/receive via text in the hours following Michael Jacksons' death

3) Becky Iverson or Laura Davies?

[bscinstnct]

herdman, on 18 August 2012 - 02:29 PM, said:

1)Do you still enjoy playing competitive golf?

2)How bad is your leg?

3)What is your life going to be like after golf?

Those are excellent. Would like to see what he says.

For number 1. We all know that competing is so much better when you win. I imagine he would say he loves to compete but expects to win.

The left leg must be okay for now, can't imagine he could play if it gave him pain no matter how much he can deal with pain. But I wonder if he truly feels confident in it or measures and guages his swings with any fear of injury

After golf, I think he would say he will enjoy never doing another press conf and will do charity, teach golf, do corporate speaking.

[SurfDuffer]

1.  Can you hook me up with some of those chicks you were nailing?
2.  Is Hank Hainey as big of a pri&* as he seems in his book?
3.  If I beat you playing as an 8 handicap and you as a +13 can I have all your wealth?

[Bob57]

Just one question

What were you thinking?  (Cost you your wife, career, and millions)........Every one of those women you went out with and have been seen with since are absolute bow wows compared to Elin.  Probably also cost you a ton of practice time because you must be daddy at specified times rather than having Elin in charge full time and seeing the kids when you get home..

Edited by Bob57, 19 August 2012 - 04:37 PM.

[FLOGMR]

1 - How did you think that no one would ever find out???
2 - See 1
3 - See 2

[taylormade_06]

How would you describe your friendship with Sergio?

How would you describe your friendship with Steve Williams?

How would you describe your friendship with Hank?

[bscinstnct]

Amazing that someone can spend so much time to compose/compost

A heap of dung.