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[Joe85]

Superb list. It's just SO hilarious I LOL reading them all.

http://www.golfdiges...artners#slide=1

Why do I get the feeling there are a lot of #5s on this here forum?

Edited by Joe85, 29 April 2012 - 11:02 AM.

[Benjamin Ehinger]

I am so the yardage book guy

Benjamin

[Noyes26]

i fricken love it. thanks for the share

[ParOrBetter]

Haha thanks. Got a good laugh out of that. I could picture everybody from my course and which category they fell into. Some guys names came up several times

[hammy83]

I am guilty of:
#1 only with my dad and g/f
#7 only when the round is going to crap

[sigmapete1]

Still haven't read the words on #4

[2putttom]

Im #4 and #16... and is that J T in #10?

[poizster]

Haha the parking lot pro is hilarious, like you pointed out I'm sure there are a lot of those guys on WRX. I just recently got my best friend in the game and he is the frat, ball retriever, and oblivious guy all in one. Not a good combo.

[hebron1427]

#1 for sure.

they missed "don't go left" guy--the one guy in the group who points out the worst possible thing you could do immediately before the swing. "whatever you do, don't hit it in the giant water hazard down the right side."

also, the chick in #4 has huge .......personality.....

Edited by hebron1427, 01 May 2012 - 11:27 AM.

[shootermcgavin2]

that is one hot cartgirl.....

[Jack Pearsall]

FYI, Jack Pearsall is none of those.

[Mulligan26]

My god, I wish the cart girls looked like that in my neck of the woods.

[joshn08]

Mulligan26, on 06 May 2012 - 01:57 PM, said:

My god, I wish the cart girls looked like that in my neck of the woods.

ya seriously.  The cart girls around where I live aren't that great but there are a few sexy college girls who work around here.  Not as many as I would hope.  And they don't wear skirts like that.  I would be broke if girls dressed that was as cart girls.

[ABGolf58]

I play with a lot of guys who are #4

[JLTD63]

Got a chuckle out of that...they got a few of them right that's for sure.

[WhiteTigerman]

Hahha-  I play with oblivious guy and cell phone guy.

[bumpNrun24]

THESE ARE GREAT!!!!!!  I must admit........I have that #5 appeal to me since I like to coordinate my clothes and I play all Titleist, but NO STAFF BAG!!  I do carry extra etiquette books in my bag just in case I run across the occasional asshat.  It is always funny to see the look on their faces when I hand it to them and ask them to give it a read.

[Boogaloo_Jones]

I'm definitely #6, the air counter LOL.  But I do the counting in the cart so I dont hold up play lol.

Awesome stuff..thanks for posting!

[Rockminer]

Hilarious. Still laughing while typing. I may have been all of these except cart girl and pro guy at some point in my golf career!!

Edited by Rockminer, 20 June 2012 - 09:37 PM.

[tommyrobson]

to be fair, who wouldnt be #4 if the cart girl looked like that

[Chief Illiniwek]

tommyrobson, on 20 June 2012 - 10:02 PM, said:

to be fair, who wouldnt be #4 if the cart girl looked like that

Agreed. I love when this thread pops back up because it gives me a reason to look at her again!

[Joe85]

Well, she's got nice, ummm...headlights.

[Shipwreck]

shootermcgavin2, on 01 May 2012 - 01:49 PM, said:

that is one hot cartgirl.....

Yessir! I would be that guy too if she was at my course

[ptjn1201]

I confess to #11, but it's only when waiting around for others.  Though I have bought balls since the 80s

[stiffdogg06]

My two brothers are heavy #3's. So annoying. Leave work at work. One of my brothers who shoots in the high 70's most of the time has a temper of throwing clubs or something. I've got so mad one day, I yelled out, "YOU ARE NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO GET MAD!"

I've committed #6.

[Joe85]

I've been known to blow up too but the truth is I'm not good enough to get mad.

It's something I've been working on.