
Last week all the news about Keegan seemed to be about the spitting. This is not another thread to rehash that topic, because what bothered me more were his obsessive gyrations. I have no idea whether Keegan would admit he's a slow player or not, but watching him got me thinking about the many slow play threads on this site.
Think about it. How many threads have seen where some poor soul innocently mentions something about his preshoot routine and then gets pounced on. Said Poor Soul then gives the obligatory defense about how he's not really slow and the accusers have him all wrong.
The defensive poor soul is guaranteed to use one of two expressions, if not both, when explaining himself. I'd bet good money that 99% of the time the poor soul will say either "I just" or "all I do is." For dramatic effect you can sprinkle in an "occasionally" or an "I might." Take the following Keegan Bradley hypothetical:
Keegan: "All I do is visualize my shot. After that I just pick out an alignment spot. Then I'm ready to go. Occassionally if something doesn't feel right I might back off for a second before hitting the ball. But overall it doesn't take much time. I don't see what everyone is complaining about."
Think about it. How many threads have seen where some poor soul innocently mentions something about his preshoot routine and then gets pounced on. Said Poor Soul then gives the obligatory defense about how he's not really slow and the accusers have him all wrong.
The defensive poor soul is guaranteed to use one of two expressions, if not both, when explaining himself. I'd bet good money that 99% of the time the poor soul will say either "I just" or "all I do is." For dramatic effect you can sprinkle in an "occasionally" or an "I might." Take the following Keegan Bradley hypothetical:
Keegan: "All I do is visualize my shot. After that I just pick out an alignment spot. Then I'm ready to go. Occassionally if something doesn't feel right I might back off for a second before hitting the ball. But overall it doesn't take much time. I don't see what everyone is complaining about."
Edited by MichiganMike, 23 February 2012 - 12:23 PM.












