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#1 DaddyCaddieIU

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 08:44 PM

What is the best mannerism, phrase, or reaction your kid has picked up throughout the years or you have witnessed?

My two favorites I have seen...when lining up a putt a kid acted as if he was zorro with his putter and my daughter is really good at the professional “leave the tee in the ground” move.


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#2 jj9000

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 09:08 PM

"Mother F*****"

Maybe that was me.

Mine is a flat out sensei when it comes to leaving the tee in the ground.

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 09:13 PM

Eff that sh...!

Edited by heavy_hitter, 10 January 2019 - 09:13 PM.


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Posted 10 January 2019 - 09:15 PM

That’s what she said.

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 09:25 PM

Hits chip shot.  "SIT! SIT! SIT!"... comes up 10 feet short.


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Posted 10 January 2019 - 09:55 PM

When my son was around 7 we where playing and this old man drove up and asked how he was doing. He looked him dead in the eye and said I'm killing it today.
Every since then we have joked with him about it. I wanted to have it stamped in his wedges

Edited by Tannerbug33, 10 January 2019 - 09:55 PM.


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Posted 10 January 2019 - 10:25 PM

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 11:35 PM

Does a Jedi pose/move with the club after his swing while making that light saber noise.

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 12:39 AM

Get in the fu$&ing hole!!!!

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 08:06 AM

View Postleezer99, on 10 January 2019 - 09:25 PM, said:

Hits chip shot.  "SIT! SIT! SIT!"... comes up 10 feet short.

I do love it when kids who have thinned every chip still call for the ball to sit.


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Posted 11 January 2019 - 08:09 AM

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View PostDaddyCaddieIU, on 10 January 2019 - 08:44 PM, said:

What is the best mannerism, phrase, or reaction your kid has picked up throughout the years or you have witnessed?

My two favorites I have seen...when lining up a putt a kid acted as if he was zorro with his putter and my daughter is really good at the professional "leave the tee in the ground" move.

My son and nephew were paired together for junior league and they were playing two older kids. My nephew gets up first and hits a really good drive and my son yells out "booyah" and my brother and I had to walk away. We laughed so hard at those two nuckleheads.

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 11:56 AM

My son hits a thin 7i into the upslope of the green slams his club and yells I can't hit anything today!.. It promptly hits the flagstick and goes in for his first hole in one ever.

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 01:11 PM

View PostMikekiM, on 11 January 2019 - 11:56 AM, said:

My son hits a thin 7i into the upslope of the green slams his club and yells I can't hit anything today!.. It promptly hits the flagstick and goes in for his first hole in one ever.

That’s a great example of how golf is a corollary for life. The minute you think things are great/awful, the opposite happens.

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 01:44 PM

My daughter yells good shot even though her playing partner just hit a tree

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 01:57 PM

View Postdarter79, on 11 January 2019 - 01:44 PM, said:

My daughter yells good shot even though her playing partner just hit a tree

Sounds like my wife.  She will start clapping and saying good shot then the ball rolls in the water.


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Posted 11 January 2019 - 02:11 PM

30 foot putt...hits ball 5-6 feet past the hole.

Looks around at playing partners and asks "you guys mind if I go ahead and tap this in".



No dude.  Look at the next putt from both sides and put a good stroke on it.  It's not a damn tap-in.

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 02:33 PM

View Postheavy_hitter, on 11 January 2019 - 01:57 PM, said:

View Postdarter79, on 11 January 2019 - 01:44 PM, said:

My daughter yells good shot even though her playing partner just hit a tree

Sounds like my wife.  She will start clapping and saying good shot then the ball rolls in the water.

These are two of the funniest things I've read in this forum.

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#18 heavy_hitter

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Posted 14 January 2019 - 10:20 AM

View Postleezer99, on 11 January 2019 - 02:33 PM, said:

View Postheavy_hitter, on 11 January 2019 - 01:57 PM, said:

View Postdarter79, on 11 January 2019 - 01:44 PM, said:

My daughter yells good shot even though her playing partner just hit a tree

Sounds like my wife.  She will start clapping and saying good shot then the ball rolls in the water.

These are two of the funniest things I've read in this forum.

It frustrates my son to no end.

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#19 darter79

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Posted 14 January 2019 - 10:26 AM

View Postheavy_hitter, on 14 January 2019 - 10:20 AM, said:

View Postleezer99, on 11 January 2019 - 02:33 PM, said:

View Postheavy_hitter, on 11 January 2019 - 01:57 PM, said:

View Postdarter79, on 11 January 2019 - 01:44 PM, said:

My daughter yells good shot even though her playing partner just hit a tree

Sounds like my wife.  She will start clapping and saying good shot then the ball rolls in the water.

These are two of the funniest things I've read in this forum.

It frustrates my son to no end.

At there is sportsmanship that or they are just cheering against their competitors.

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#20 hangontight

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Posted 15 January 2019 - 07:47 PM

View Postheavy_hitter, on 14 January 2019 - 10:20 AM, said:

View Postleezer99, on 11 January 2019 - 02:33 PM, said:

View Postheavy_hitter, on 11 January 2019 - 01:57 PM, said:

View Postdarter79, on 11 January 2019 - 01:44 PM, said:

My daughter yells good shot even though her playing partner just hit a tree

Sounds like my wife.  She will start clapping and saying good shot then the ball rolls in the water.


These are two of the funniest things I've read in this forum.

It frustrates my son to no end.

Laughing out loud.  So true.


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Posted 17 January 2019 - 03:56 PM

DS got in a habit last of wanting to be like JT last year.  He almost slammed his driver one day until I gave him the look of "I swear to god if you do........."

Later that summer at a tournament.  A kid slams his driver on the elevated tee box.  Only players allowed up there, so the parents when to the fairway.  The tee was block by a tree.  You could hear someone slam a driver.  My son jumps into view to ensure I knew it wasn't him.  I laughed all the way down the fairway.
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