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If you could send golf a text message, what would you say?


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#1 SixtySomePing

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Posted 19 December 2018 - 04:21 AM

If you could send golf a text message in general so you know it would respond, maybe along with an emoji, what would you say?

Or maybe the season you had this year, along with an emoji, what would you say?

Edited by SixtySomePing, 19 December 2018 - 06:21 AM.


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#2 Jacked_Loft

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Posted 19 December 2018 - 04:53 AM

In. Buddy always drink a second coffee before you post.

Edited by Jacked_Loft, 19 December 2018 - 04:54 AM.

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Posted 19 December 2018 - 06:05 AM

All of Golfdom?  All facets and perpetrators?.............."Seriously?  Stop it.  Please respond at your earliest convenience."  

As for the season........"Pfffttt.  Same as it ever was.  Next year is gonna be different."
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#4 Ferguson

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Posted 19 December 2018 - 06:34 AM

Shot a 73 today.  I will email you to make sure you got my text went through. :angry:

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Posted 19 December 2018 - 08:08 AM

Me:  You owe me!!!
Golf: lol

Walter: Tell me Bobby, why do you play this game?
Bobby: I play because I love it.
Walter: Well I play for the money. I have to win. That is why every time we face each other I will always beat you.

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#6 Malvern

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Posted 19 December 2018 - 08:18 AM

Hit it quick

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Posted 19 December 2018 - 08:32 AM

"Dear golf, f#@& you. I love you."

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#8 MtlJeff

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Posted 19 December 2018 - 09:06 AM

Sorry it took me so long to finish, that never happens usually. I think it's because I had a few beers
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Posted 19 December 2018 - 09:59 AM

Thanks for always being there when I needed you.  You’re a true friend.

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Posted 19 December 2018 - 10:13 AM

me: give me my money back so I can give it back to you.

golf: not a chance buddy.

me: fine then, see you Saturday.

golf: make sure you bring cash.

Edited by Timbo929, 19 December 2018 - 10:16 AM.


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#11 DON SVO

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Posted 19 December 2018 - 01:14 PM

"Sorry man, gotta watch my kid this weekend. Maybe next week or something?""
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#12 DavePelz4

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Posted 19 December 2018 - 01:18 PM

Why are my iron shots like Oprah...sometimes fat and sometimes thin.  Let's pick one and go with it.

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Posted 19 December 2018 - 02:38 PM

Me to Golf: I love you.

Golf to me: You are a nice guy but.....

Edited by pappaf2, 19 December 2018 - 02:38 PM.

We're not here for a long time,
just a good time.

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#14 ceejay81

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Posted 19 December 2018 - 03:39 PM

new phone, who dis?
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Posted 19 December 2018 - 04:32 PM

Me:  I'm never calling you again.  I hate you.

Golf: Whatevs.  You'll be back.

Edited by LeoLeo99, 19 December 2018 - 06:13 PM.


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#16 DavePelz4

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Posted 19 December 2018 - 05:11 PM

Me: I'm never golfing again.
Golf:  Have fun with Mrs. Pelz's mother in law this weekend.

Me:  Please take me back.
Golf:  Keep groveling and I'll think about it

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#17 KAndyMan

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Posted 19 December 2018 - 06:31 PM

Depends on the day

Good day= "I love you buddy"

Bad day= (Dont want to get banned so i wont say.)

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Posted 19 December 2018 - 06:37 PM

Get off the d@#$ green!

Sorry, just visited Club Pro Guy's website...

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Posted 19 December 2018 - 08:31 PM

Me: Can you make yourself more affordable?

Golf: Hahaha!
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#20 sdandrea

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Posted 19 December 2018 - 08:32 PM

Me: "Why you gotta be so mean?"

Golf: "Man up dude"

Edited by sdandrea, 19 December 2018 - 08:33 PM.

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#21 Hawkeye77

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Posted 19 December 2018 - 09:20 PM

WTF

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Posted 20 December 2018 - 12:06 AM

I love you, but I don't like you right now.
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Posted 20 December 2018 - 04:41 PM

Golf ya cost me two marriages, almost three. Ya cost me tens hundreds of thousands of dollars. Ya cost me a high paying job. Ya cost me my left pinky. Ya cost me my favorite dog. Ya cost me my best friend. Ya cost me six years sobriety. Ya cost me my left nut. Ya cost me my Elks lodge membership. Ya cost my sanity. ...  I hate you ..... so same time next week?
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#24 DavePelz4

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Posted 20 December 2018 - 04:46 PM

View Post2putttom, on 20 December 2018 - 04:41 PM, said:

Golf ya cost me two marriages, almost three. Ya cost me tens hundreds of thousands of dollars. Ya cost me a high paying job. Ya cost me my left pinky. Ya cost me my favorite dog. Ya cost me my best friend. Ya cost me six years sobriety. Ya cost me my left nut. Ya cost me my Elks lodge membership. Ya cost my sanity. ...  I hate you ..... so same time next week?

Still got your sanity TPT?

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#25 Timbo929

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Posted 20 December 2018 - 04:46 PM

golf: got some new drivers you to need buy, all 5 brands are adding 30 more yards for everyone on tour and will fix your hook.

me: but I slice...

golf: it fixes slices too.  

me: no cash.

golf: Credit Card.

me: aww, still paying for my last drivers.  

golf: sell the car or just pull the heloc.

me: oh yea, what am I waiting for.. thank you so much!

golf: no problem.. In a month, new irons are dropping too that look like blades but can fix a slicing hook and add 15 more yards as well.... and, they are murdered out in all black.  

me: SOLD!

Edited by Timbo929, 20 December 2018 - 04:59 PM.


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#26 Timbo929

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Posted 20 December 2018 - 05:10 PM

View PostDavePelz4, on 20 December 2018 - 04:46 PM, said:

View Post2putttom, on 20 December 2018 - 04:41 PM, said:

Golf ya cost me two marriages, almost three. Ya cost me tens hundreds of thousands of dollars. Ya cost me a high paying job. Ya cost me my left pinky. Ya cost me my favorite dog. Ya cost me my best friend. Ya cost me six years sobriety. Ya cost me my left nut. Ya cost me my Elks lodge membership. Ya cost my sanity. ...  I hate you ..... so same time next week?

Still got your sanity TPT?
a price he already paid after his Elk lodge membership.

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Posted 21 December 2018 - 04:26 PM

Hey golf, stuck at work again and can't make it, maybe next week?
Golf: That sucks man, sure, next week, I'll hold your spot...
(golf speed dials other folks, that idiot Scott is still at work, wanna play? You can have his spot next week too....)

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#28 MadGolfer76

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Posted 21 December 2018 - 04:28 PM

"Put your phone away on the golf course!!"
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Posted 21 December 2018 - 06:35 PM

Send this pic to 20 golfers or 2019 will plague you with slow play and high scores!


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Posted 21 December 2018 - 06:50 PM

What four letter words are we allowed to use on here without upsetting the mods?

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