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#211 leezer99

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Posted 14 November 2018 - 10:49 AM

My buddy calls me the Worst Best Golfer... everything about my game is unbelievable, either in how bad it is or how great it is.

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#212 leftyDH04

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Posted 14 November 2018 - 11:17 AM

This is a classic WRX thread where everyone posts and no one reads any of the posts.

Hold in a second!  Let me tell you about ME!

I did enjoy writing mine.  That's value.

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Posted 14 November 2018 - 11:24 AM

I'm the guy everyone likes playing with. I can get around a course alright, but even on my worst days I'm having a blast, shooting the s**t, and guzzling beers. I play faster than just about anyone I know, no practice swings, and you will never wait on me.

I'll never understand complaining or getting mad on the golf course (unless it's your job). You could be sitting in the office ffs.

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#214 leftyDH04

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Posted 14 November 2018 - 11:26 AM

I can't stand playing with guys that guzzle beers the whole round.

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Posted 14 November 2018 - 11:33 AM

Self-flaggelating range rat: muttering to myself self through two large buckets.
The other regulars probably assume I'm mentally ill.

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Posted 14 November 2018 - 11:35 AM

View Posttightmf, on 14 November 2018 - 11:33 AM, said:

Self-flaggelating range rat: muttering to myself self through two large buckets.
The other regulars probably assume I'm mentally ill.

Hate it when I catch myself talking to myself at the range.  Good one.

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Posted 14 November 2018 - 11:43 AM

View PostleftyDH04, on 14 November 2018 - 11:17 AM, said:

This is a classic WRX thread where everyone posts and no one reads any of the posts.

Hold in a second!  Let me tell you about ME!

I did enjoy writing mine.  That's value.

Haha...The WRX Kanye Move: "I'm gonna let you finish, but here's my reply first!"

*Natural Transition* Shows up on the first tee dressed like I'm sponsored by Nike, plays like Charles Barkley (okay not that bad, but you get that idea).

Edited by ultrafl1ght, 14 November 2018 - 11:45 AM.

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Posted 14 November 2018 - 12:49 PM

View PostBig Ben, on 17 July 2018 - 05:58 PM, said:

I'm the early guy sending texts asking where everyone is at. Yeah another group tee'd it better get here fast!!!! Yeah, I'm in the cart waiting instead of putting or hitting a few balls 48 minutes before our time.

I do the exaaccttt same thing!

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Posted 14 November 2018 - 01:14 PM

Iím the guy who when my game  is on gets the compliment that goes like this ď how on earth was that a 78Ē?  Referring to my score and my inability to get it in the hole once I get there.  I mean who the hell hits a par 5 in 2 and 4 putts from 26 ft ?  I did last Saturday.  


That and Iím the guy who apparently talks to himself too much.  Recently was told to shut it when griping that my ball had landed on the wrong side of the fairway.  I didnít realize I was saying it out loud. Lol.


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Posted 14 November 2018 - 02:35 PM

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Posted 14 November 2018 - 03:34 PM

The Caddie.

I give everyone their yardages...none of my friends nor family have a GPS/range finder!

I usually end up counting everybody's strokes too and I usually catch at least one or two wrong scores that I have to recount. "oh yeah, forgot about that shot"......
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Posted 14 November 2018 - 06:08 PM

Total range rat.  The guy who spends way way too much time perfecting the full swing and hardly any time practicing short game and putting.  Full swing of a pro and short game of a 15 handicapper.
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Posted 15 November 2018 - 04:02 PM

I'm probably the weirdo. I tell jokes quite regularly that half the guys understand. I'll say a bad word after a bad shot if there isn't a lady present. Oh, and I play much better if I'm drinking lightly and steadily (as opposed to not drinking at all). I was reminded of that by my playing partner who is an Elvis impersonator. "Youall better be bringin' enough IPA..."
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Posted 15 November 2018 - 05:24 PM

Ready golfer... no practice swings. Walking 18 holes in 3hr 15min... I suck in a 5 hour round
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Posted 15 November 2018 - 09:12 PM

I laugh at guys who carry a giant wet towel around with them on the putting green and 4 putt with a very clean ball.


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Posted 16 November 2018 - 10:03 AM

I tinker.. Been called a walking "demo tent".
Dislikes poor etiquette when playing a round.

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Posted 16 November 2018 - 10:10 AM

I’m a lefty, and I do lefty things.

After meeting other lefties, and occasionally playing in a full group of LH golfers, all of us are mid single digit handicaps, and even then, I’ve come to realize that we approach the game a little differently.

Hitting stupid shots is commonality I’ve found in us all.. Ha
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Posted 16 November 2018 - 08:28 PM

View PostSurfDuffer, on 14 November 2018 - 06:08 PM, said:

Total range rat.  The guy who spends way way too much time perfecting the full swing and hardly any time practicing short game and putting.  Full swing of a pro and short game of a 15 handicapper.

FYI...the guy at the range didn't perfect his full swing...just ingrained his typical bad swing.

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Posted 16 November 2018 - 08:39 PM

View PostProphetLogic, on 16 July 2018 - 10:23 AM, said:

The tinkerer- shows up to the course with a new club every time he plays golf.

This is me, most of the guys I golf with give me so much crap over it.  However I think I am finally close to having my bag set......... :cheesy:  yeah right.

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Posted 16 November 2018 - 08:44 PM

I always take a long break to hang with the cart girl...


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Posted 16 November 2018 - 10:21 PM

View PostFourTops, on 16 November 2018 - 08:44 PM, said:

I always take a long break to hang with the cart girl...

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Posted 17 November 2018 - 12:15 AM

I'm the guy that can play well. I have a good swing when I focus on my swing.
Seems like I can't stand prosperity though.
I play 2 weeks of solid golf and then want to experiment with all kinds of swing modifications - seeking distance, or seeking aesthetics, or seeking to flight the ball.
Seeing if I can swing like Fred, or Payne, or Kuch. And then I'm messed up for 2,3,4,weeks.
Just stop it and focus, focus, focus.
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Posted 17 November 2018 - 11:16 AM

View Posthuddledtoast, on 16 November 2018 - 10:21 PM, said:

View PostFourTops, on 16 November 2018 - 08:44 PM, said:

I always take a long break to hang with the cart girl...

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You're as much fun as a bag of hammers.

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Posted 17 November 2018 - 09:47 PM

View PostFourTops, on 16 November 2018 - 08:44 PM, said:

I always take a long break to hang with the cart girl...
A while back, and a local big muni that will remain nameless...my buddy and I were getting in a late-in-the-day round when a cougar cart girl shows up. You don't hardly ever see those. She was a buxom blonde and, after a minute, made it clear she had a dirty mind - saying all kinds of naughty stuff. I thought it was funny as hell. My buddy, who's a lonely bachelor, hung with her about as long as I've seen anybody do for quite some time. I just found it really funny....
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Posted 18 November 2018 - 12:00 PM

View PostBeerPerHole, on 17 November 2018 - 09:47 PM, said:

View PostFourTops, on 16 November 2018 - 08:44 PM, said:

I always take a long break to hang with the cart girl...
A while back, and a local big muni that will remain nameless...my buddy and I were getting in a late-in-the-day round when a cougar cart girl shows up. You don't hardly ever see those. She was a buxom blonde and, after a minute, made it clear she had a dirty mind - saying all kinds of naughty stuff. I thought it was funny as hell. My buddy, who's a lonely bachelor, hung with her about as long as I've seen anybody do for quite some time. I just found it really funny....

......And?  LOL!


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Posted 06 December 2018 - 03:04 PM

I'm the swing-chaser. Always looking for the newest tip to help "fix" my swing. When I figure out a consistent way that gets results, I still change/try something else and break it again.
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Posted 06 December 2018 - 04:16 PM

Play it where it lies guy. Won't take a drop when the guys say it's ok, even if it's below a bush or by a tree root. It's supposed to be penal if I hit a bad shot. I also don't pick up if I'm in the 'circle of love'. I've missed enough of the gimmies to know I need to putt those out.

I play ready golf to keep things moving, and in the past 25 years, I have changed out my clubs only as many times I have been married, which is to say twice. I'm wanting this to be the last set...

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Posted 06 December 2018 - 05:21 PM

Don't do anything really outstanding but does everything well enough to score.

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Posted 06 December 2018 - 05:24 PM

Also, I can be described as OCD and high maintenance about my stuff.

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Posted 06 December 2018 - 07:33 PM

Some people call me “Professor”.


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