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#31 Barfolomew

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Posted 21 June 2018 - 03:44 PM

Playing golf reveals your true character

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#32 Reidman

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Posted 21 June 2018 - 04:23 PM

The hardest thing you'll ever love to do.
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Posted 21 June 2018 - 05:41 PM

Golf - imagine The Nutcracker performed by a kindergarten ballet class where no one does their homework and everyone thinks they're a star and you'll have the gist of it.
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Posted 21 June 2018 - 07:47 PM

As I usually say at least once per round...

Who the f*** created this game.....

Or I will say,  I'd like to throat punch the person who thought of this game

Or if I am calm, i will say, it's basically 4 hours of you looking like a damn fool, trying to hit a little white ball straight and then getting it into a 4 inch hole....

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Posted 22 June 2018 - 05:52 PM

The TRUE essence of golf.............spelled backwards is flog................something they did on board ships way back when......... :crazy:


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Posted 22 June 2018 - 07:09 PM

Me vs. me
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Posted 22 June 2018 - 08:42 PM

Geometrically Oriented Linear Farce
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It's not how fast you play, it's how well you play fast!

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Posted 24 June 2018 - 11:56 AM

Golf is incredibly simple and endlessly complicated.

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Posted 24 June 2018 - 04:17 PM

Catch 22
So many courses, so little time

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Posted 24 June 2018 - 09:28 PM

Take this stick, and hit that ball, HARD! Okay not that hard.

Edited by BabyCarrot, 24 June 2018 - 09:29 PM.

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Posted 24 June 2018 - 11:27 PM

Using these implements, put this ball in that hole way over yonder, count how many hits and judge the successfulness of the task by an arbitrary number determined by the distance from here to “over yonder”.

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#42 thug the bunny

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Posted 24 June 2018 - 11:56 PM

A beautiful but psychopathic mistress
The absolute perfection of existence, life, and aesthetic beauty is the work not only of evolution but of a powerful being.

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Posted 25 June 2018 - 07:32 AM

Fleeting.

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Posted 28 June 2018 - 12:47 PM

Golf spelled backwards is flog.

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#45 NoTalentLefty

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Posted 28 June 2018 - 05:29 PM

View PostDr.Frankenputz, on 20 June 2018 - 10:49 PM, said:

Golf is a nice relaxing way to get really frustrated and super disappointed in yourself.

(Not my quote but it works)

Doc Putz wins.

Livin' proof that Lefties are not naturally talented.

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Posted 29 June 2018 - 06:26 AM

Being an amateur golfer is like having battered-woman syndrome

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Posted 08 July 2018 - 04:46 PM

A place to take out life's frustrations and never know when.
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#48 Hateto3Putt

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Posted 08 July 2018 - 05:48 PM

It’s a whole bird, stuffed with ham, topped with Gorgonzola.

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Posted 08 July 2018 - 09:33 PM

A sport whereby emotions, success / failure, jubilation and despair, takes place over the course of 5 hours, yet in those 5 hours, replicates a lifetime of trials and tribulations.

Edited by FourTops, 08 July 2018 - 09:34 PM.


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Posted 09 July 2018 - 08:17 PM

Someone once asked me why i play golf.

i said because i dont hate myself enough.

Edited by bunta, 09 July 2018 - 09:12 PM.

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PING 1966 Anser 2

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#51 bunta

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Posted 09 July 2018 - 08:18 PM

Golf and sex are two things you can enjoy without being any good at them.

Edited by bunta, 09 July 2018 - 08:22 PM.

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Posted 09 July 2018 - 08:22 PM

Hit ball, find ball, hit ball again.
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Posted 17 July 2018 - 11:53 AM


For me golf is made up of two games. One is to tee it up and hit it long and straight
The other is to get the ball into the hole once we are on and around the green.

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Posted 17 July 2018 - 11:58 AM

Golf: A game that is always new, regardless of how many times you have played.
I'm not suggesting we kill all the stupid people, I'm just suggesting we remove all the warning labels and let the situation resolve itself.

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Posted 17 July 2018 - 01:34 PM

Although nothing is known about the early game’s favorite venues on the European continent, golf began from a somewhat obscure antiquity and attained worldwide popularity, especially in the 20th century with a starting point that is difficult to ascertain, although evidence now suggests that early forms of golf, a cross-country game in which a player strikes a small ball with various clubs from a series of starting points (teeing grounds) into a series of holes on a course where the player who holes his ball in the fewest strokes wins, were played in the Netherlands first and then in Scotland.


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