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#61 Dean Martin

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Posted 16 May 2018 - 12:04 PM

Cart girl backs up the snack cart over a large sprinkler head, gets the cart stuck on it, flees cart while freaking out. Me and my buddy save the day as we push the cart off the 10 foot gusher...


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Posted 16 May 2018 - 03:17 PM

View Postdriveandputtmachine, on 16 May 2018 - 11:48 AM, said:

Last year we had a member that liked to throw money around.  Our club isn't exclusive or real high dollar, but he liked to pretend that he had piles of money.  He played one of the cart guys(who is trying to make it on the mini tours) straight up and then after losing went to the head pro and said that the cart guy had tried to cheat him.  Everyone in the grill room heard the convo, and knew the real story.

So during the Member-Member a month later he gets hammered, hits on the cart girl, then he pulls off his shorts to do a cartwheel in the fairway with the cart girl who he just gave 40 bucks to do a cartwheel.  Then he manages to destroy a cart by jumping a bunker in it.

Needless to say he's not a member anymore, however the cart girl had some fun with him and about 15 other male members.  She is no longer at the club either and lives with our former teaching pro.

This could be a great days of our lives script.

so....you're saying the cart girl "has a lot of miles on her?"

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Posted 16 May 2018 - 03:30 PM

Cart girl: Morning fellas
Us: Morning
Cart girl: You guys want anything?
Us: No, still a bit early. You been working out lately?
Cart girl: No, just cutting down on the fries. And the new shirts came in.
Us: Good stuff keep it up.
Cart girl: Thanks guys. OK, I'll catch you again on the back 9.
Us: Sure. Take it easy Dave.
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Posted 16 May 2018 - 03:45 PM

Number 1 reason for slow play at my course. Pretty Cart girls + guys drinking beer starting in AM = Huge back up at the turn
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Posted 16 May 2018 - 04:03 PM

View PostSean2, on 08 May 2018 - 03:18 PM, said:

I will be 63 shortly, and I always shake my head when guys my age hit on the cart girl. Grow the "f" up. :-)
ROTFLMAO--- I am darn near your age and see it all the time especially with the Touron Golfers-- I laugh!!--- At my home course one of the cart girls was a friend of mine's daughter. In those days I was practicing and playing quite a bit so he had me keep an eye out on her. One day I saw her having a problem with some drunk obnoxious Tourons. I drove over and made my presence known. I got on the idiots about treating a lady like a lady. One of them asked in a drunken voice "well just who the hell are you?" I started to tell him I was her father, she beat me to the punch and said "this is my husband". Man they looked and shut up quick and moved on. She just snickered I told her now those guys think I am a cradle robber. Her Dad and I have a laugh to this day about that, when he sees me he says "how is my favorite son in law today". That was 10 years ago and she was 18 or so-- Today she is married and has two kids and yes her husband knows about it and is a great guy himself. In fact when I see him I ask "how is my ex wife doing?"

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Posted 16 May 2018 - 04:06 PM

Big Stu...best story on this thread so far! I got a good chuckle out of that one. I'm glad it is still a running joke!

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Posted 16 May 2018 - 08:04 PM

View PostOpenwater22, on 10 May 2018 - 08:44 PM, said:

View Posttowncryer, on 09 May 2018 - 09:55 AM, said:

I love it when the cart girl comes by...it reminds me to dig out another beer from the cooler of beers I snuck onto the course.
Us course owners just love law breakers like you. But it's all about the $12.00 bucks you saved on the party store 6 pack vs. our $18.00 special. Never mind we have liquor liability insurance issues if you do something stupid after getting all jacked up on the beer you snuck in. And, of course, we understand, you expect private club conditions, in exchange for your $20.00 nine hole, including cart, league rate.

The rest of what I have to say to you is NSFW.

I sneak beers in 90% of rounds. I'm not cheap...the majority of the courses are not going to carry the exotic IPA's I prefer. And I'm not talking about two hearted lol. I generally will grab some ice or a bottled water from the cart girl and give her a huge tip so she's not screwed over by my beer snobbery.
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Posted 16 May 2018 - 10:20 PM

I don't have any interesting stories - probably because I'm a girl - but I didn't even realize there were NSFW stories involving cart girls. I've always assumed that was more for the world of fantasies rather than reality.

The story you shared, Big Stu, is hilarious. I've got to give her props for being able to think so quickly on her feet! I bet it was hard for you to keep a straight face.

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 05:24 PM

...once convinced the cart girl to leave the beer cooler unlocked while closing outside services 4th of July at a CC I worked at thru college, needless to say, it was a good holiday that year!

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Posted 18 May 2018 - 01:04 PM

View PostKendall, on 16 May 2018 - 10:20 PM, said:

I don't have any interesting stories - probably because I'm a girl - but I didn't even realize there were NSFW stories involving cart girls. I've always assumed that was more for the world of fantasies rather than reality.

The story you shared, Big Stu, is hilarious. I've got to give her props for being able to think so quickly on her feet! I bet it was hard for you to keep a straight face.
Probably if the truth was known I was shocked but then I just about bit a hole in my lip to keep from laughing when the shock wore off.
I asked her a week or 2 later what she was thinking. And she is a pretty smart young lady. She told me she figured it would be more of a shock and intimidating factor if she told them I was her Husband and she added besides you do not look to be in your 50s which I was at the time. You look younger than my Dad and besides young girls have husbands in their 40s. I shot back but those guys have bank accounts in 7 figures and do not drive beat up pick up trucks. She said but those jackasses do not know you are a broke as a convict mini tour player and drive a beat to hell Pick up. Like I said she was and still is one smart cookie.

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Posted 18 May 2018 - 01:10 PM

came within a few feet of nailing a cute cart girl with my drive one day

then the next day also came within a couple feet of nailing her again with a pulled iron on a par 3

she told me it must be my destiny to nail her

i didn't really know what to say
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Posted 18 May 2018 - 01:57 PM

ONe time i was on vacation playing golf with a couple and a single. Nice people and the couple both could play golf. Well we were slowed down cause group in front was hitting on cart girl. Let me tell you, there was a reason, she was beautiful. She stops and apologizes to us, we are cool about it. We make small talk and talk kids of all things and the lady in our group tells her how beautiful she is and we all agree. We get our drinks and off she goes till the back nine. Out of nowhere the lady in our group goes, i would do that girl in a heartbeat with or without my husband. We all lose it including her husband, great round of golf with those people.
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Posted 18 May 2018 - 02:43 PM

View PostJ_Birdie, on 18 May 2018 - 01:10 PM, said:

came within a few feet of nailing a cute cart girl with my drive one day

then the next day also came within a couple feet of nailing her again with a pulled iron on a par 3

she told me it must be my destiny to nail her

i didn't really know what to say

How about “what are you doing tonight?”

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Posted 18 May 2018 - 03:45 PM

Night golf at a course where the two beverage cart girls were just out of High School according to one of our foursome that went to the same school.  Played nine in the afternoon with lots of alcohol.  Dinner with steaks and then nine  more at  night with the glow balls and hard liquor.  Got pretty silly including one guy throwing his club . . . only to realize it was now lost and gone forever.  Another guy gets tossed out of the cart down a hill when the driver decided he needed to execute a 180 going down a fairway hill.  Lucky nobody was injured except for the one moron went way overboard with Charity who was one of the girls.  After we finished playing several of the groups were in the parking lot when the two cart girls drive buy, Charity's friend was pretty trashed herself by this point.  Some idiot tries to stop them as they drove past, saying something along the lines of "why don't you dump your friend and we'll take the cart out together."

Charity responds ( rather more polite than you would imagine) that she just wanted to get her friend home safe.  Dude starts walking after the girls and that's when I went to intercede only to be pulled back by one member of my group who informed me that Charity was in a relationship with the meanest street fighter in the history of that school and that he was sure she could manage this on her own.  About 30 seconds later this moron returns with blood all over his white polo and his hands covering his face trying to stop the flow from his new distorted nose.  Sounded like he was trying to choke back tears.

Couldn't imagine the story he was trying to come up with before he saw his buddies that might explain how his plan turned out.



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Posted 18 May 2018 - 08:01 PM

Not really a cart girl but a girl that worked par 3's at charity scrambles for Dixon golf balls. A friend and I pull up to the course to see the girl getting a fold up table out of her car and attempt to put in a golf cart. She set it right on the gas pedal and off the cart went......right into the back of a brand new F150. Ouch. Man we sure were embarassed for her.

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Posted 20 May 2018 - 11:35 AM

Ah..the beer cart girls can be wonderful. At our local muni just Friday night we had a new one. A cougar. Dirty mind and filthy mouth. Good lord...
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Posted 20 May 2018 - 05:43 PM

View Postdriveandputtmachine, on 16 May 2018 - 11:48 AM, said:

Needless to say he's not a member anymore, however the cart girl had some fun with him and about 15 other male members.

Did this all take place on the same day during the member-member?

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Posted 20 May 2018 - 06:22 PM

View PostLlortamaisey, on 20 May 2018 - 05:43 PM, said:

View Postdriveandputtmachine, on 16 May 2018 - 11:48 AM, said:

Needless to say he's not a member anymore, however the cart girl had some fun with him and about 15 other male members.

Did this all take place on the same day during the member-member?

Sounds like it took place during the member member member member member member member member member member member member member member member member.

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Posted 20 May 2018 - 06:33 PM

View PostLlortamaisey, on 20 May 2018 - 05:43 PM, said:

View Postdriveandputtmachine, on 16 May 2018 - 11:48 AM, said:

Needless to say he's not a member anymore, however the cart girl had some fun with him and about 15 other male members.

Did this all take place on the same day during the member-member?

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Posted 21 May 2018 - 12:39 AM

View PostBIG STU, on 18 May 2018 - 01:04 PM, said:

View PostKendall, on 16 May 2018 - 10:20 PM, said:


The story you shared, Big Stu, is hilarious. I've got to give her props for being able to think so quickly on her feet! I bet it was hard for you to keep a straight face.
Probably if the truth was known I was shocked but then I just about bit a hole in my lip to keep from laughing when the shock wore off.
I asked her a week or 2 later what she was thinking. And she is a pretty smart young lady. She told me she figured it would be more of a shock and intimidating factor if she told them I was her Husband and she added besides you do not look to be in your 50s which I was at the time. You look younger than my Dad and besides young girls have husbands in their 40s. I shot back but those guys have bank accounts in 7 figures and do not drive beat up pick up trucks. She said but those jackasses do not know you are a broke as a convict mini tour player and drive a beat to hell Pick up. Like I said she was and still is one smart cookie.

That's amazing that you pulled it off. My improv skills aren't all that great, so I know I could've never pulled that off. I'm sure the looks on those guys' faces were priceless too. Haha, oh wow. She really is smart as a whip. I wish I had that kind of wit! She's right though, the husband card was the best hand she had to play. I mean, just look at how well it worked. It sounds like she's perfect cart girl material. She can handle herself just fine.


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Posted 21 May 2018 - 02:55 AM

View PostDavePelz4, on 20 May 2018 - 06:22 PM, said:

View PostLlortamaisey, on 20 May 2018 - 05:43 PM, said:

View Postdriveandputtmachine, on 16 May 2018 - 11:48 AM, said:

Needless to say he's not a member anymore, however the cart girl had some fun with him and about 15 other male members.

Did this all take place on the same day during the member-member?

Sounds like it took place during the member member member member member member member member member member member member member member member member.

Dang, that forced out a loud laugh from me. Well done :)

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