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Best stories relating to the cart-girl (SFW).


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#1 j.b.newton

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Posted 07 May 2018 - 10:28 AM

Based on a few of the posts in the "you know its going to be a long day" thread, I thought I would start this.  Obviously, keep it PG/SFW.  Lets hear some of the interactions you've seen.


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Posted 07 May 2018 - 10:53 AM

Me: "Do you have any ice cold beer?"

Her: "Yes I do, how many would you like?"

Me: "I'll take 3 beers and one of those frozen Snickers."

Her:  "You got it!"

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Posted 07 May 2018 - 10:56 AM

I gave one my business card once and then hired her to work for our company....pretty exciting stuff I know....
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Posted 07 May 2018 - 10:59 AM

*Cart girl slows down towards our group*

Me: "We are all good, thanks!"

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Posted 07 May 2018 - 11:39 AM

Ya not sure what kind of wacky and crazy stuff these cart girls are doing that would require a SFW only tag...?

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Posted 07 May 2018 - 11:42 AM

The Cart Girls themselves probably have better stories then the golfers do :)
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Posted 07 May 2018 - 11:54 AM

Playing in a tournament one time and the cart girl had to pee very bad - told her she could borrow my umbrella as a shield so no perverts looked at her peeing in the bushes.

She said she'd give it back to me at the awards ceremony. Didn't show and never saw my umbrella again.
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Posted 07 May 2018 - 11:56 AM

“Whoa! How much vodka did you put in that?”  The new cart girl mixed one shot of bloody mary mix to a glass full of vodka.

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Posted 07 May 2018 - 12:02 PM

Honest mistake-- last year after our girl finished telling me all the beers she had I asked her if she had "big cans," didn't even realize what i had said until I got back to the cart and my buddy was hysterical.
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Posted 07 May 2018 - 12:23 PM

I played in a charity scramble once, the person who organized it owns a gentleman's club, let's just say the cart girls worked for him.

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Posted 07 May 2018 - 12:24 PM

Hey Danielle...

No way.  It just saves time to say it now.

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Posted 07 May 2018 - 12:31 PM

View Postdlygrisse, on 07 May 2018 - 12:23 PM, said:

I played in a charity scramble once, the person who organized it owns a gentleman's club, let's just say the cart girls worked for him.

Bonus points if Charity was one of the girls' name
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Posted 07 May 2018 - 12:41 PM

View PostBomber_11, on 07 May 2018 - 12:31 PM, said:

View Postdlygrisse, on 07 May 2018 - 12:23 PM, said:

I played in a charity scramble once, the person who organized it owns a gentleman's club, let's just say the cart girls worked for him.

Bonus points if Charity was one of the girls' name
I'm sure it would be, it you wanted it to be....
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Posted 07 May 2018 - 01:27 PM

View PostBomber_11, on 07 May 2018 - 12:31 PM, said:

View Postdlygrisse, on 07 May 2018 - 12:23 PM, said:

I played in a charity scramble once, the person who organized it owns a gentleman's club, let's just say the cart girls worked for him.

Bonus points if Charity was one of the girls' name

It's always easier to say you've been giving money to Charity then.  Probably is a tax deduction too...if you can get a receipt :)

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Posted 07 May 2018 - 01:32 PM

View PostBloom, on 07 May 2018 - 01:27 PM, said:

View PostBomber_11, on 07 May 2018 - 12:31 PM, said:

View Postdlygrisse, on 07 May 2018 - 12:23 PM, said:

I played in a charity scramble once, the person who organized it owns a gentleman's club, let's just say the cart girls worked for him.

Bonus points if Charity was one of the girls' name

It's always easier to say you've been giving money to Charity then.  Probably is a tax deduction too...if you can get a receipt :)

Wish I would'a thought of that, it would have made things sooo much easier when I got home.

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Posted 07 May 2018 - 01:37 PM

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Posted 07 May 2018 - 02:36 PM

View PostZ1ggy16, on 07 May 2018 - 11:39 AM, said:

Ya not sure what kind of wacky and crazy stuff these cart girls are doing that would require a SFW only tag...?

It was a safety precaution...  Im sure if pressed, there are a few on here that could provided some NSFW stories of cart girls.

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Posted 07 May 2018 - 06:16 PM

There is a local course that had a young lady working the drink cart for a few a few summers that was an absolute smoke show. She probably added an hour to the average time to play 18. Of course I heard all the banter from the fellas, all the lines, all the "i would do such and such yada yada stuff. Nothing ever happened of course except for slow play. I happened to win a weekend at this courses resort hotel and took the wife for a WWK (weekend without kids) and she (the wife) played a few rounds with me, well she meets the cart girl who then proceeds to flirt with her the whole day, driving along next to us and chatting. Made plans for a swim later etc etc. My {golf} game went totally to crap and it wasn't any better the next day.

Edited by Baitkiller, 07 May 2018 - 06:18 PM.

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Posted 07 May 2018 - 06:21 PM

View PostBaitkiller, on 07 May 2018 - 06:16 PM, said:

There is a local course that had a young lady working the drink cart for a few a few summers that was an absolute smoke show. She probably added an hour to the average time to play 18. Of course I heard all the banter from the fellas, all the lines, all the "i would do such and such yada yada stuff. Nothing ever happened of course except for slow play. I happened to win a weekend at this courses resort hotel and took the wife for a WWK (weekend without kids) and she (the wife) played a few rounds with me, well she meets the cart girl who then proceeds to flirt with her the whole day, driving along next to us and chatting. Made plans for a swim later etc etc. My {golf} game went totally to crap and it wasn't any better the next day.

So is there a part 2 with that swim later or? Lol.
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Posted 07 May 2018 - 06:42 PM

I went up to the new cart girl and said, "Hey cutie!" She smiled back at me and replied, "Shut up, Dad!"  Earned a big tip from the group for putting the old man in his place.


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Posted 07 May 2018 - 07:23 PM

I donít have any good stories but I will tell you when I hear a gas powered cart on the golf course my reaction is 100% Pavlovian.

Happens all the time at my home track and we donít have a beverage cart. Itís just........autonomic.

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Posted 07 May 2018 - 11:16 PM

Tangent, but at our annual 16 man Ryder Cup type tournament last year, had my singles match on first day instead of last day (scheduling due to odd man added) well opponent decides to order up two smoking hot "caddies" for our match.   As Barkley would say, "just turrrrrible" for my game.  He won match and no way I was paying for my "caddie".

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Posted 08 May 2018 - 12:21 AM

I want to hear the NSFW stories....

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Posted 08 May 2018 - 10:39 AM

Back in the day (probably close to 15 years ago now) the Drink cart girl at the course I worked at drove the drink cart into the lake by #9... Had to use my Buddy's truck to drag it out. Total loss.
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Posted 08 May 2018 - 11:07 AM

View PostYNWACY, on 08 May 2018 - 12:21 AM, said:

I want to hear the NSFW stories....

I think we all do.


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Posted 08 May 2018 - 03:18 PM

I will be 63 shortly, and I always shake my head when guys my age hit on the cart girl. Grow the "f" up. :-)
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Posted 08 May 2018 - 03:32 PM

I give up...what is SFW or NSFW that you guys keep posting about?

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I want to hear the NSFW stories....


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Posted 08 May 2018 - 03:40 PM

View Postbulls9999, on 08 May 2018 - 03:32 PM, said:

I give up...what is SFW or NSFW that you guys keep posting about?

View PostYNWACY, on 08 May 2018 - 12:21 AM, said:

I want to hear the NSFW stories....

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Posted 08 May 2018 - 06:25 PM

12-year-old kid to cart girl: "Can I see your chips?"
Mr. Jones (his dad's (tipsy) friend)--screaming:  "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!!!"
12-year-old (scared out of his mind):  "Wh...  wh... what?"
Mr. Jones:  "DID YOU JUST ASK TO SEE HER T*TS?!"
12-year-old:  "No, Mr. Jones.  No...."

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Posted 08 May 2018 - 08:24 PM

View PostSean2, on 08 May 2018 - 03:18 PM, said:

I will be 63 shortly, and I always shake my head when guys my age hit on the cart girl. Grow the "f" up. :-)

I feel the same.  I play regularly with a guy and he is relentless with the cart girls.  Its freaking embarassing for the rest of us.

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