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An open letter to Tiger Woods.


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#1 Frankensteins Monster

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Posted 11 March 2018 - 05:11 PM

Your stunted growth Chia Pet experiment you have going on up there has gone on long enough. Itís time you shaved the dome. Use your day off tomorrow for it.


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Posted 11 March 2018 - 05:13 PM

He'll get right back to you.

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Posted 11 March 2018 - 05:14 PM

Chase dem crazy baldheads
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Posted 11 March 2018 - 05:18 PM

Frankie we prefer the term follicly challenged.

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Posted 11 March 2018 - 05:22 PM

It’s better than the Lebron James spray on hair thingy.

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Posted 11 March 2018 - 06:11 PM

Maybe Tiger does not have a good looking head, so he's trying to cover it up as long as possible?  If you watch the CBS NFL pre-game show, James Brown, 67 years old has hair and a mustache that are jet black.  Drives me crazy.  Tiger needs JB's stylist.

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Posted 11 March 2018 - 06:15 PM

View Postdlygrisse, on 11 March 2018 - 05:22 PM, said:

It’s better than the Lebron James spray on hair thingy.

his teammates didnt like either..

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Posted 11 March 2018 - 06:16 PM

View PostFrankensteins Monster, on 11 March 2018 - 05:11 PM, said:

Your stunted growth Chia Pet experiment you have going on up there has gone on long enough. It's time you shaved the dome. Use your day off tomorrow for it.

Heres file footage of you outside the gate of tigers compound...

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Posted 11 March 2018 - 06:19 PM

View PostFrankensteins Monster, on 11 March 2018 - 05:11 PM, said:

Your stunted growth Chia Pet experiment you have going on up there has gone on long enough. It’s time you shaved the dome. Use your day off tomorrow for it.

Agreed tiger can pull off the bald head, goatee look well. The way it is now looks awful. This coming from someone who had to shave his head at 29.
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Posted 11 March 2018 - 06:20 PM

Shouldnít this be in a clothing sub-forum of some kind?


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Posted 11 March 2018 - 06:27 PM

View PostFrankensteins Monster, on 11 March 2018 - 05:11 PM, said:

Your stunted growth Chia Pet experiment you have going on up there has gone on long enough. It's time you shaved the dome. Use your day off tomorrow for it.

Respectfully disagree. It looks fine the way it is (he's a man and this isn't a beauty pageant). And the hair he has left looks better under a hat than being bald would.

Let it ride Tiger. Just keep it short.

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Posted 11 March 2018 - 06:28 PM

View Postchrismikayla, on 11 March 2018 - 06:19 PM, said:

View PostFrankensteins Monster, on 11 March 2018 - 05:11 PM, said:

Your stunted growth Chia Pet experiment you have going on up there has gone on long enough. It’s time you shaved the dome. Use your day off tomorrow for it.

Agreed tiger can pull off the bald head, goatee look well. The way it is now looks awful. This coming from someone who had to shave his head at 29.

I probably needed to bynage 25. But I have such an ugly head I still haven't.
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Posted 11 March 2018 - 06:29 PM

Frankie!

Throw more seltzer in the spritzers ; )

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Posted 11 March 2018 - 06:35 PM

View Postchrismikayla, on 11 March 2018 - 06:19 PM, said:

View PostFrankensteins Monster, on 11 March 2018 - 05:11 PM, said:

Your stunted growth Chia Pet experiment you have going on up there has gone on long enough. Itís time you shaved the dome. Use your day off tomorrow for it.

Agreed tiger can pull off the bald head, goatee look well. The way it is now looks awful. This coming from someone who had to shave his head at 29.

No no no.  Goatee makes him look like a transient or some seal team member whoís been in country for 6 months.  Adds at least 10 years to his look.

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View PostFrankensteins Monster, on 11 March 2018 - 05:11 PM, said:

Your stunted growth Chia Pet experiment you have going on up there has gone on long enough. It's time you shaved the dome. Use your day off tomorrow for it.

Respectfully disagree. It looks fine the way it is (he's a man and this isn't a beauty pageant). And the hair he has left looks better under a hat than being bald would.

Let it ride Tiger. Just keep it short.

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Posted 11 March 2018 - 06:38 PM

This I going a tad bit far..


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Posted 11 March 2018 - 06:45 PM

If anyone on Tour needs it, it's gotta be Kuch. My God man!
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Posted 11 March 2018 - 06:57 PM

Do-rag or skull cap.

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Posted 11 March 2018 - 07:00 PM

View PostBreakingPar, on 11 March 2018 - 06:45 PM, said:

If anyone on Tour needs it, it's gotta be Kuch. My God man!

Where do you think the marketing folks came up with Sketcher?

Or the marketing guru who said, "What is the characteristic of someone who would buy bottled water?"

The intern responded...naive...they inverted it and EVIAN was born.

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Posted 11 March 2018 - 07:03 PM

View PostBreakingPar, on 11 March 2018 - 06:45 PM, said:

If anyone on Tour needs it, it's gotta be Kuch. My God man!
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Posted 11 March 2018 - 07:13 PM

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Posted 11 March 2018 - 07:21 PM

Hey...a Tiger thread.

Neat.
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Posted 11 March 2018 - 07:34 PM

View PostFrankensteins Monster, on 11 March 2018 - 05:11 PM, said:

Your stunted growth Chia Pet experiment you have going on up there has gone on long enough. It's time you shaved the dome. Use your day off tomorrow for it.

Love, Scott

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Posted 11 March 2018 - 07:51 PM

Maybe he and Jordan can shave each other's head!

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Posted 11 March 2018 - 08:02 PM

View Postlarrybud, on 11 March 2018 - 07:51 PM, said:

Maybe he and Jordan can shave each other's head!

I believe Tiger tried grafting. It didn’t work. It’s why the back bottom of his hairline is so weird.

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Posted 11 March 2018 - 08:55 PM

View PostFrankensteins Monster, on 11 March 2018 - 08:02 PM, said:

View Postlarrybud, on 11 March 2018 - 07:51 PM, said:

Maybe he and Jordan can shave each other's head!

I believe Tiger tried grafting. It didnít work. Itís why the back bottom of his hairline is so weird.

Ah, maybe thatís why his hair loss more closely resembles something like chemo rather than just typical balding.


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Posted 12 March 2018 - 01:24 PM

Maybe we can combine threads and argue about what blade he should use to do it? And whether TaylorMade can make him a model he likes?

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Posted 12 March 2018 - 01:31 PM

Agree, he should go Marvelous Marvin ; )

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Posted 13 March 2018 - 01:03 PM

There has never been a shaven golfer on the US tour. I don't think folks at the country club are ready for that look. Also. why the hell cant Tiger just have a FUE. All that money and he has not done this? Or maybe he has but he needs more work done.

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Posted 13 March 2018 - 01:44 PM

View Postsonnygolf, on 13 March 2018 - 01:03 PM, said:

There has never been a shaven golfer on the US tour. I don't think folks at the country club are ready for that look. Also. why the hell cant Tiger just have a FUE. All that money and he has not done this? Or maybe he has but he needs more work done.

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Posted 13 March 2018 - 01:47 PM

really? really people?? my god....

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