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What Would Your Golf Ball Say?

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#1 golfcaddieman

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Posted 12 February 2018 - 11:50 AM

If your golf ball was an emotion,what would your golf ball say before you hit it? Ex. mine would probably say,Surprised he actually found me the last time.

Edited by golfcaddieman, 14 February 2018 - 12:11 PM.


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#2 deadsolid...shank

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Posted 12 February 2018 - 11:53 AM

.....strike two.......but you’re getting closer, I felt the breeze that time!
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Posted 12 February 2018 - 12:49 PM

It's cold, you dumb SOB.

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Posted 12 February 2018 - 12:50 PM

You know I can't swim.

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Posted 12 February 2018 - 12:51 PM

Are we there yet?

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#6 DavePelz4

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Posted 12 February 2018 - 01:22 PM

Why did you drop that F bomb when you hit me?  It should be the other way around.

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Posted 12 February 2018 - 01:34 PM

"Put some oomph into this time you old geezer."

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Posted 12 February 2018 - 02:21 PM

It would flip me the middle finger as it hooks out of bounds into an abyss.

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Posted 12 February 2018 - 02:35 PM

It would probably just laugh the entire time at me....

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Posted 12 February 2018 - 03:35 PM

"quit beating your other balls and hit me for a change"

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Posted 12 February 2018 - 03:51 PM

"Since they go through so much trouble to prepare it so nicely just once I would like to see what it's like in the fairway"

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Posted 12 February 2018 - 04:27 PM

True story: Sam Snead used to talk nice to his golf ball.  I bet his golf ball talked nice back to him!
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#13 Matt023

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Posted 12 February 2018 - 04:28 PM

Stop shaking like a con man writing a check

Edited by Matt023, 12 February 2018 - 04:30 PM.


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Posted 20 February 2018 - 09:47 PM

Please don't let Jeff pick me up!

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Posted 21 February 2018 - 01:00 AM

"Ouch!", because I tend to skull it a lot.

Edited by MB_Viking, 21 February 2018 - 01:06 AM.


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Posted 21 February 2018 - 07:37 AM

My golfball would say, 'take 2 weeks off, then quit'?! :to_become_senile:
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Posted 21 February 2018 - 07:39 AM

"is that all you've got? You hit like a girl"
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Posted 21 February 2018 - 08:34 AM

Mine would say, "Good luck!" Of course, how I would take that versus how it meant it might be two different things.

Edited by phil75070, 21 February 2018 - 08:34 AM.


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Posted 21 February 2018 - 12:22 PM

"If I don't make over the pond, I just want you to know that the last few holes has been the most exciting couple of hours in my entire......WHACK!!!!!.........Damn it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted 21 February 2018 - 03:24 PM

My name is Ignio Montoya.  You hit the last green and didn't fix the ball mark.  
Prepare to die...


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#21 Jack Pearsall

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Posted 21 February 2018 - 04:06 PM

“Would you wash me every so often? I got grass stains on my knees.”
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Posted 21 February 2018 - 10:29 PM

To the lumberyard we go!

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Posted 21 February 2018 - 11:26 PM

Geez he plays with me a lot........oh, my “Golf” ball........um, he has soft hands

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Posted 22 February 2018 - 03:05 PM

"It was nice getting to know you for the 20 seconds we had between the sleeve, your hand, and the ground."



"take care of my brothers"

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Posted 22 February 2018 - 03:07 PM

"We're not going to be with one another for very long."

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Posted Yesterday, 12:54 AM

"I was lost, but now I'm found"  oops that was for printed logo...

Before I hit, the ball might say "lets play hide and seek"

Edited by Need2golfalot, Yesterday, 12:58 AM.


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Posted Yesterday, 05:51 AM

At the moment the voice would be muffled by trying to stay afloat on our soaking course. Splish Splash Mr Darrin....

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