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If Elvis had played golf...


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#1 SixtySomePing

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Posted 07 October 2017 - 06:15 AM

Ok, time for some serious humor... If Elvis had played golf...
Would he have worn a polo and khakis?
Would his rock 'n roll have affected his swing?
Would he have taken snacks along?
Would he have used a Caddie?
Would he have used a caddie? (2 different questions)
What if he had been a golf pro, but still been... Elvis?
If Elvis had played golf... what's your take?

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Posted 07 October 2017 - 06:18 AM

He would have had the beverage cart girls tipping him ;)

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Posted 07 October 2017 - 07:08 AM

Ahead of his time, he was wearing dry fit polyester way before we were.  Would be known for backing off putts to bring in female caddies for another read.  Minimum of 20 clubs in the bag at all times.  Balls with no markings other than silhouette Elvis.

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Posted 07 October 2017 - 07:45 AM

After receiving a compliment for a good shot, he would have replied "Thank you, thank you very much."
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Posted 07 October 2017 - 07:51 AM

Elvis The Pelvis golf alter ego Fast Hips Presley would have a golf music
hit with "You ain't nothin' but a hot dog". No doubt his swing would have
affected any ladies on the course and, of course, he would have a rep
as a grinder when he was seriously trying to score.

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Posted 07 October 2017 - 07:57 AM

Would not have fared well under the new drug testing policy.

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Posted 07 October 2017 - 10:38 AM

Would have shot 62 at Oakmont.
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Posted 07 October 2017 - 10:43 AM

Probably see a lot more leather jumpsuits on the course.

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Posted 07 October 2017 - 11:08 AM

Great thread topic. Hilarious. Having been to Graceland decades ago I see him with a shag carpet bag in a Caddie mini-cart. A little like Al Czervik but with better rhythm.
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Posted 07 October 2017 - 11:46 AM

View Postcaniac6, on 07 October 2017 - 10:43 AM, said:

Probably see a lot more leather jumpsuits on the course.

voila....

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Posted 07 October 2017 - 12:08 PM

PB banana and bacon sandwich at the turn for sure!
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Posted 07 October 2017 - 04:32 PM

His golf cart would have looked like a mini Cadillac and his swing would have too much hip movement.

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Posted 07 October 2017 - 05:13 PM

Worn blue suede shoes.

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Posted 07 October 2017 - 05:15 PM

Beverage cart girls screaming, "Treat Me Nice!"

Gotten killed if he touched my Little Sister.

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Posted 07 October 2017 - 07:59 PM

I grew up in Tennessee and believe I remember that he played in the Memphis tournament pro am.  Not every year, but did some.


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Posted 07 October 2017 - 08:05 PM

“If” he played golf? Right!  What do you think he is doing in his spare time now?

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Posted 07 October 2017 - 09:47 PM

View PostCheckJV, on 07 October 2017 - 08:05 PM, said:

“If” he played golf? Right!  What do you think he is doing in his spare time now?

Played in a foursome with him Thursday. I'm supposed to keep it on the down low. He's not ready to make a comeback yet.

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Posted 07 October 2017 - 09:52 PM

If Elvis played, I'd be "all shooked up"
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Posted 07 October 2017 - 10:02 PM

He'd get caught in a trap...and can't walk out.  Because he loves you too much, baby!
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Posted 08 October 2017 - 12:05 AM

With all that hip gyration would not of even been able to take the club back. Walked off first tee straight to karaoke 19th.

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Posted 08 October 2017 - 08:34 AM

A visit to Graceland is eye opening. It's a living illustration of Jeff Foxworthy's line that you can't give rednecks money.....a glorious explosion of lack of sophistication.

I've also been to Elvis's birth home. It's about as big as a modern bathroom....hard to believe how far he travelled.

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Posted 08 October 2017 - 12:44 PM

View PostBigarch, on 07 October 2017 - 10:02 PM, said:

He'd get caught in a trap...and can't walk out.  Because he loves you too much, baby!

We can't go on together with suspicious minds. Did he really love her that much?
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Posted 08 October 2017 - 06:48 PM

Colonel Parker would be on his bag, no doubt.

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Posted 09 October 2017 - 11:39 AM

He probably would've been serious about the round and kept chit-chat to minimum but enjoyed a fair bit of money games...

A little less conversation and a little more action please.

Also would've, unfortunately, probably been an on-course pro...

It's a groovy night and I can show you how to use it.

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Posted 09 October 2017 - 02:57 PM

Kevin Na used "It's Now or Never" for successful launch therapy in his earbuds...

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Posted 09 October 2017 - 06:45 PM

Instead of mashed potatoes!

Be this type of screaming...



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