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Guy is Hiring People on Craigslist to Cheer on a Friend in a Tourney


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#1 rawdog

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Posted 07 September 2017 - 02:28 PM

Can't make this stuff up. Is this good-natured fun, or tacky?

I lean heavily towards tacky. Assuming this is real.

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"My friend is playing in a golf tournament and I am seeking enthusiastic people to yell "GET IN THE HOLE" "BUBBA BOOEY" or any other supportive chants after every tee shot. You might also be expected to cheer when he makes critical putts. Signs and crazy outfits are especially encouraged. Elvis impersonators with experience portraying The King are preferred, but only one impersonator would be accepted. Please provide 2-3 sentences as to why you would be a good fit for this, including any previous golf cheering experience."

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Posted 07 September 2017 - 02:32 PM

Certainly doesn't sound like heckling. Sounds like a friend hiring people to give his friend encouragement. Yelling things after tee shots isn't everyone's cup of tee but maybe he likes it.

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Posted 07 September 2017 - 02:46 PM

View PostChadwickog, on 07 September 2017 - 02:32 PM, said:

Certainly doesn't sound like heckling. Sounds like a friend hiring people to give his friend encouragement. Yelling things after tee shots isn't everyone's cup of tee but maybe he likes it.

Yeah, I kind of misread that. Yelling things after he makes a putt. Whoops.

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Posted 08 September 2017 - 08:03 AM

View PostButterblade, on 07 September 2017 - 02:35 PM, said:

Misleading title OP. Heckling would be yelling in his back swing etc

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Posted 08 September 2017 - 08:08 AM

No mashed potatoes yelling? I'm out.

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Posted 08 September 2017 - 09:16 AM

What's it pay?....just saying...

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Posted 08 September 2017 - 09:22 AM

View PostBeerPerHole, on 08 September 2017 - 09:16 AM, said:

What's it pay?....just saying...
Ad says $10 an hour. Hum..  to be a ****** for a couple of days?  I'm not busy this weekend...let me look for that number....lol.
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Posted 08 September 2017 - 10:13 AM

Great, just what we need.  Some idiot 3 fairways over yelling stupid crap in the middle of countless other player's swings.

Society is doomed.

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Posted 08 September 2017 - 10:32 AM

I hire people for my birthday parties.  It's nice to have an extra 20-25 people in the house.  
Mrs. Ferguson gets angry.  She doesn't like strangers using the bathroom.

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Posted 08 September 2017 - 01:17 PM

View PostFerguson, on 08 September 2017 - 10:32 AM, said:

I hire people for my birthday parties.  It's nice to have an extra 20-25 people in the house.  
Mrs. Ferguson gets angry.  She doesn't like strangers using the bathroom.
some guy is askin' for a plunger Mrs. Ferguson....... :pardon:

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Posted 08 September 2017 - 01:21 PM

View PostJagpilotohio, on 08 September 2017 - 09:22 AM, said:

View PostBeerPerHole, on 08 September 2017 - 09:16 AM, said:

What's it pay?....just saying...
Ad says $10 an hour. Hum..  to be a ****** for a couple of days?  I'm not busy this weekend...let me look for that number....lol.

I've been called an ******* most of my life. The chance to get paid hourly for that distinction is tempting, for sure.

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Posted 08 September 2017 - 01:43 PM

View Postaugustgolf, on 08 September 2017 - 01:21 PM, said:

View PostJagpilotohio, on 08 September 2017 - 09:22 AM, said:

View PostBeerPerHole, on 08 September 2017 - 09:16 AM, said:

What's it pay?....just saying...
Ad says $10 an hour. Hum..  to be a ****** for a couple of days?  I'm not busy this weekend...let me look for that number....lol.

I've been called an ******* most of my life. The chance to get paid hourly for that distinction is tempting, for sure.

You could then technically but legitimately refer to yourself as a professional a-hole.
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Posted 08 September 2017 - 03:07 PM

as strange as this is, the most puzzling part for me is why he's limiting it to ONE impersonator...He specifically states, "only one impersonator will be accepted". I guess I'm just wondering what would happen if several "experienced" impersonators showed up, would he send them away? I think a small group composed of impersonators & obnoxious fans would be the most effective group to get the results I think he's looking for....it may be a budget issue...

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Posted 08 September 2017 - 03:11 PM

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Posted 10 September 2017 - 09:51 AM

View PostFerguson, on 08 September 2017 - 10:32 AM, said:

I hire people for my birthday parties.  It's nice to have an extra 20-25 people in the house.  
Mrs. Ferguson gets angry.  She doesn't like strangers using the bathroom.

LOL, how much for your left handed friend?


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Posted 10 September 2017 - 09:52 AM

And I've been married 29 years, trying to figure out how much my wife owes me.

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Posted 10 September 2017 - 10:25 AM

View PostJagpilotohio, on 08 September 2017 - 09:22 AM, said:

View PostBeerPerHole, on 08 September 2017 - 09:16 AM, said:

What's it pay?....just saying...
Ad says $10 an hour. Hum..  to be a ****** for a couple of days?  I'm not busy this weekend...let me look for that number....lol.

Is the Tournament ticket included ?   Some of these tickets are quite expensive...........
I can't imagine any "friend" would do this for the Tournament player.  why wouldn't the guy cheer up his own buddy ?  Sounds fishy to me.

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Posted 10 September 2017 - 01:54 PM

I love this
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Posted 10 September 2017 - 05:25 PM

If I were a really rich man, I would also post a Craigslist ad.

Wanted-  Men very adept at punching other men in the throat.  I will pay your entry into tournaments, as well as any legal fees or lawsuit settlements for your services.  Your job is simple.  Any time someone yells Babba Booey, Mashed potatoes, or any other loud, obnoxious, irrelevant attention whoring phrase, you punch them in the farking throat as hard as you can.  If someone yells "get in the hole", when the ball has not been observed actually having a chance of going into the hole, you punch them in the farking throat as hard as you can.  Along with free entry to the professional golf tournaments,  pay will be  $400 for the first idiot you punch in the farking throat, and goes up an additional $100 for every idiot thereafter.

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Posted 11 September 2017 - 07:15 AM

View PostHawkeye77, on 10 September 2017 - 09:51 AM, said:

View PostFerguson, on 08 September 2017 - 10:32 AM, said:

I hire people for my birthday parties.  It's nice to have an extra 20-25 people in the house.  
Mrs. Ferguson gets angry.  She doesn't like strangers using the bathroom.

LOL, how much for your left handed friend?

Left-handers are welcome but asked to keep their affliction to themselves.  It's a hoot watching them eat cake right-handed.


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Posted 11 September 2017 - 12:32 PM

View PostFerguson, on 11 September 2017 - 07:15 AM, said:

View PostHawkeye77, on 10 September 2017 - 09:51 AM, said:

View PostFerguson, on 08 September 2017 - 10:32 AM, said:

I hire people for my birthday parties.  It's nice to have an extra 20-25 people in the house.  
Mrs. Ferguson gets angry.  She doesn't like strangers using the bathroom.

LOL, how much for your left handed friend?

Left-handers are welcome but asked to keep their affliction to themselves.  It's a hoot watching them eat cake right-handed.

Ha-just dawned on me Phil is actually right handed so my premise was flawed!

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Posted 11 September 2017 - 12:43 PM

View PostChadwickog, on 07 September 2017 - 02:32 PM, said:

Certainly doesn't sound like heckling. Sounds like a friend hiring people to give his friend encouragement. Yelling things after tee shots isn't everyone's cup of tee but maybe he likes it.

Please please tell me that was a sneaky pun and not just a typo!
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Posted 11 September 2017 - 02:47 PM

View PostHawkeye77, on 11 September 2017 - 12:32 PM, said:

View PostFerguson, on 11 September 2017 - 07:15 AM, said:

View PostHawkeye77, on 10 September 2017 - 09:51 AM, said:

View PostFerguson, on 08 September 2017 - 10:32 AM, said:

I hire people for my birthday parties.  It's nice to have an extra 20-25 people in the house.  
Mrs. Ferguson gets angry.  She doesn't like strangers using the bathroom.

LOL, how much for your left handed friend?

Left-handers are welcome but asked to keep their affliction to themselves.  It's a hoot watching them eat cake right-handed.

Ha-just dawned on me Phil is actually right handed so my premise was flawed!

Not necessarily.   I would never invite Phil to my party.

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Posted 11 September 2017 - 03:31 PM

Amazing who's hiring what to be something they are not.  So WRONG.
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Posted 11 September 2017 - 03:33 PM

Sounds like a good gig for high school kids

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Posted 11 September 2017 - 04:30 PM

View Postgretch, on 10 September 2017 - 05:25 PM, said:

If I were a really rich man, I would also post a Craigslist ad.

Wanted-  Men very adept at punching other men in the throat.  I will pay your entry into tournaments, as well as any legal fees or lawsuit settlements for your services.  Your job is simple.  Any time someone yells Babba Booey, Mashed potatoes, or any other loud, obnoxious, irrelevant attention whoring phrase, you punch them in the farking throat as hard as you can.  If someone yells "get in the hole", when the ball has not been observed actually having a chance of going into the hole, you punch them in the farking throat as hard as you can.  Along with free entry to the professional golf tournaments,  pay will be  $400 for the first idiot you punch in the farking throat, and goes up an additional $100 for every idiot thereafter.

Seriously dude, you are not funny.  The only person you amuse is yourself.

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Posted 11 September 2017 - 05:18 PM

View Postgretch, on 10 September 2017 - 05:25 PM, said:

If I were a really rich man, I would also post a Craigslist ad.

Wanted-  Men very adept at punching other men in the throat.  I will pay your entry into tournaments, as well as any legal fees or lawsuit settlements for your services.  Your job is simple.  Any time someone yells Babba Booey, Mashed potatoes, or any other loud, obnoxious, irrelevant attention whoring phrase, you punch them in the farking throat as hard as you can.  If someone yells "get in the hole", when the ball has not been observed actually having a chance of going into the hole, you punch them in the farking throat as hard as you can.  Along with free entry to the professional golf tournaments,  pay will be  $400 for the first idiot you punch in the farking throat, and goes up an additional $100 for every idiot thereafter.

During my earlier years, I was trained in various martial arts techniques for combat.  Express purpose was to disable or kill.  Hitting someone in the throat, as you articulate, would more than likely kill the person.  Even though it was a joke, not funny.

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Posted 11 September 2017 - 05:24 PM

View PostPepperturbo, on 11 September 2017 - 05:18 PM, said:

View Postgretch, on 10 September 2017 - 05:25 PM, said:

If I were a really rich man, I would also post a Craigslist ad.

Wanted-  Men very adept at punching other men in the throat.  I will pay your entry into tournaments, as well as any legal fees or lawsuit settlements for your services.  Your job is simple.  Any time someone yells Babba Booey, Mashed potatoes, or any other loud, obnoxious, irrelevant attention whoring phrase, you punch them in the farking throat as hard as you can.  If someone yells "get in the hole", when the ball has not been observed actually having a chance of going into the hole, you punch them in the farking throat as hard as you can.  Along with free entry to the professional golf tournaments,  pay will be  $400 for the first idiot you punch in the farking throat, and goes up an additional $100 for every idiot thereafter.

During my earlier years, I was trained in various martial arts techniques for combat.  Express purpose was to disable or kill.  Hitting someone in the throat, as you articulate, would more than likely kill the person.  Even though it was a joke, not funny.

There is certainly nothing funny about cleansing the gene pool.  Trained killer like yourself would however be perfect for the job.

I do concede that violently murdering these people might not be the most popular position......

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Posted 11 September 2017 - 07:03 PM

View PostPepperturbo, on 11 September 2017 - 03:31 PM, said:

Amazing who's hiring what to be something they are not.  So WRONG.
Hey ! pay me enough  a lot and I'll put on a dress with heels and serve martinis..... I'll worry about wrong after I go to the bank with my earnings.  :taunt:
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Posted 11 September 2017 - 07:12 PM

points for trying something I guess

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