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If I hear, "Hold a glass of water on the face" one more time....


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#1 williamsnrb

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Posted 18 June 2017 - 03:12 PM

while chipping (holding the face open), I'm going to scream in my living room.


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Posted 18 June 2017 - 03:17 PM

Hold a glass of water on the face
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Posted 18 June 2017 - 03:18 PM

Triggered....need safe space.

Edited by ray9898, 18 June 2017 - 03:18 PM.


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Posted 18 June 2017 - 03:20 PM

Hold a glass of water on the face please
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Posted 18 June 2017 - 03:20 PM

There are a LOT of angry people watching this event if the tour section is any indication

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Posted 18 June 2017 - 03:21 PM

View PostMtlJeff, on 18 June 2017 - 03:20 PM, said:

There are a LOT of angry people watching this event if the tour section is any indication.

Probably married. :)

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Posted 18 June 2017 - 03:21 PM

View Postray9898, on 18 June 2017 - 03:18 PM, said:

Triggered....need safe space.

I may be holding a protest in a nearby city complete with signs and demonstrations. Lol

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Posted 18 June 2017 - 03:23 PM

View PostMtlJeff, on 18 June 2017 - 03:20 PM, said:

There are a LOT of angry people watching this event if the tour section is any indication

I've enjoyed the coverage, really. But I have heard the "glass of water" line about 20 times this week. :)

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Posted 18 June 2017 - 03:24 PM

Or, "the woods are full of long hitters." No, Paul, the leaderboards are.

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Posted 18 June 2017 - 03:26 PM

Hell he just told Harmon he needed to " protect the field " because he left his ball by the hole as Thomas putted up. News flash. Harmon is in contention. He is the field

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Posted 18 June 2017 - 03:26 PM

"Guts of a burglar."

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Posted 18 June 2017 - 03:31 PM

The more I hear Azinger the more I grow to dislike him.

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Posted 18 June 2017 - 03:33 PM

That's what happens when your wife makes you eat kale
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Posted 18 June 2017 - 03:36 PM

I heard Zinger say that hitting the fairway was like "hitting into a 40 acre field" no less than four times yesterday.

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Posted 18 June 2017 - 03:38 PM

View PostMtlJeff, on 18 June 2017 - 03:20 PM, said:

There are a LOT of angry people watching this event if the tour section is any indication

I've gathered that nothing pleases anyone ever when it comes to golf coverage here at wrx...


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Posted 18 June 2017 - 03:41 PM

View Posthogans71, on 18 June 2017 - 03:38 PM, said:

View PostMtlJeff, on 18 June 2017 - 03:20 PM, said:

There are a LOT of angry people watching this event if the tour section is any indication


I've gathered that nothing pleases anyone ever when it comes to golf coverage here at wrx...

I've really enjoyed the coverage, but the cliches are becoming redundant as the coverage continues.

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Posted 18 June 2017 - 03:45 PM

Zinger just  now"that's two shorties he's missed to the right . These guys developed a pattern of misses "


Really. He literally lipped out in a right to left putt. Just misread the break. Wow

Just called someone a " wind playing Jesse ". What the hell is that ?

Edited by bladehunter, 18 June 2017 - 03:45 PM.

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Posted 18 June 2017 - 03:47 PM

He carried the bunker!  (No he didn't, he's right next to it.)
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Posted 18 June 2017 - 03:47 PM

Toe sde of center ... good lord he hit it dead center.   Called that a " cool kitty ". Wtf ?
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Posted 18 June 2017 - 03:48 PM

View Postbladehunter, on 18 June 2017 - 03:45 PM, said:

Zinger just  now"that's two shorties he's missed to the right . These guys developed a pattern of misses "


Really. He literally lipped out in a right to left putt. Just misread the break. Wow

Just called someone a " wind playing Jesse ". What the hell is that ?

Lol... I heard the same. He was talking about his friends who know Harman. What is that?


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Posted 18 June 2017 - 04:00 PM

While I'm triggered (lol), who else saw the Lexus commercial where the car stops for the guy who drops his folder of papers and then drove right over the guy's papers? Seems like he could have helped the guy pick them up.

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Posted 18 June 2017 - 04:02 PM

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While I'm triggered (lol), who else saw the Lexus commercial where the car stops for the guy who drops his folder of papers and then drove right over the guy's papers? Seems like he could have helped the guy pick them up.

Hahaha

The gilette commercial drives me crazy when the guys lather up and realized they're out of blades and face a dilemma so try and order from the phone but wait! They have shaving cream on their hands so what should they do??!? How about rinse off the freaking cream and order like someone who's not a moron. Ugh lol
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Posted 18 June 2017 - 04:04 PM

View Postbladehunter, on 18 June 2017 - 03:45 PM, said:

Just called someone a " wind playing Jesse ". What the hell is that ?

Sounds like spanking lingo.

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Posted 18 June 2017 - 04:08 PM

View PostJasonic, on 18 June 2017 - 04:02 PM, said:

View Postwilliamsnrb, on 18 June 2017 - 04:00 PM, said:

While I'm triggered (lol), who else saw the Lexus commercial where the car stops for the guy who drops his folder of papers and then drove right over the guy's papers? Seems like he could have helped the guy pick them up.

Hahaha

The gilette commercial drives me crazy when the guys lather up and realized they're out of blades and face a dilemma so try and order from the phone but wait! They have shaving cream on their hands so what should they do??!? How about rinse off the freaking cream and order like someone who's not a moron. Ugh lol

Lol... I haven't seen that one. I'll have to watch for it.

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Posted 18 June 2017 - 04:09 PM

(effective advertising, I guess)


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Posted 18 June 2017 - 04:16 PM

I've been doing some figuring, and if I could get 5 of my best playing friends...........and they'd let us play a six some ............we might be able to shoot 79 in a best shot at Erin Hills

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Posted 18 June 2017 - 04:16 PM

View Postwilliamsnrb, on 18 June 2017 - 03:41 PM, said:

View Posthogans71, on 18 June 2017 - 03:38 PM, said:

View PostMtlJeff, on 18 June 2017 - 03:20 PM, said:

There are a LOT of angry people watching this event if the tour section is any indication


I've gathered that nothing pleases anyone ever when it comes to golf coverage here at wrx...

I've really enjoyed the coverage, but the cliches are becoming redundant as the coverage continues.

Is it OK if I find yet another, unnecessary, complain-about-an-announcer thread a redundant cliche?
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Posted 18 June 2017 - 04:20 PM

View PostJasonic, on 18 June 2017 - 04:02 PM, said:

View Postwilliamsnrb, on 18 June 2017 - 04:00 PM, said:

While I'm triggered (lol), who else saw the Lexus commercial where the car stops for the guy who drops his folder of papers and then drove right over the guy's papers? Seems like he could have helped the guy pick them up.

Hahaha

The gilette commercial drives me crazy when the guys lather up and realized they're out of blades and face a dilemma so try and order from the phone but wait! They have shaving cream on their hands so what should they do??!? How about rinse off the freaking cream and order like someone who's not a moron. Ugh lol

That one cracks me up.  Who the hell mucks their hands up with a bunch of shaving cream ... with the water not running?!

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Posted 18 June 2017 - 04:20 PM

View PostPGArox, on 18 June 2017 - 04:20 PM, said:

View PostJasonic, on 18 June 2017 - 04:02 PM, said:

View Postwilliamsnrb, on 18 June 2017 - 04:00 PM, said:

While I'm triggered (lol), who else saw the Lexus commercial where the car stops for the guy who drops his folder of papers and then drove right over the guy's papers? Seems like he could have helped the guy pick them up.

Hahaha

The gilette commercial drives me crazy when the guys lather up and realized they're out of blades and face a dilemma so try and order from the phone but wait! They have shaving cream on their hands so what should they do??!? How about rinse off the freaking cream and order like someone who's not a moron. Ugh lol

That one cracks me up.  Who the hell mucks their hands up with a bunch of shaving cream ... with the water not running?!

Nobody!! Lol
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Posted 18 June 2017 - 04:21 PM

View PostKYMAR, on 18 June 2017 - 04:16 PM, said:

View Postwilliamsnrb, on 18 June 2017 - 03:41 PM, said:

View Posthogans71, on 18 June 2017 - 03:38 PM, said:

View PostMtlJeff, on 18 June 2017 - 03:20 PM, said:

There are a LOT of angry people watching this event if the tour section is any indication


I've gathered that nothing pleases anyone ever when it comes to golf coverage here at wrx...

I've really enjoyed the coverage, but the cliches are becoming redundant as the coverage continues.

Is it OK if I find yet another, unnecessary, complain-about-an-announcer thread a redundant cliche?

Have any of the other threads stated that they are willing to scream in response, though? I think my contribution is valuable in that way. :)


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