
Jwin323, on 07 November 2017 - 12:55 PM, said:
markjay1, on 07 November 2017 - 11:58 AM, said:
Jacked_Loft, on 07 November 2017 - 09:10 AM, said:
1). When the 3 guys your playing with all have Loud Mouth pants on.
2). The already too short shoe lace on your right shoe breaks on the 2nd tee.
3). You notice on the 1st green that your son didn't put your putter back in your bag.
4). The carry strap on your Sunday bag breaks on the 3rd hole.
5). The cart girl has fallen in love with you, and visits every 2nd hole.
6). The couple you're playing with start fighting on the 1st tee,
7). You take a practice swing on the 1st tee, and carve out a 10 inch divot with your driver.
8). Obama is playing before you, and the secret service guys are running around like headless chickens.
2). The already too short shoe lace on your right shoe breaks on the 2nd tee.
3). You notice on the 1st green that your son didn't put your putter back in your bag.
4). The carry strap on your Sunday bag breaks on the 3rd hole.
5). The cart girl has fallen in love with you, and visits every 2nd hole.
6). The couple you're playing with start fighting on the 1st tee,
7). You take a practice swing on the 1st tee, and carve out a 10 inch divot with your driver.
8). Obama is playing before you, and the secret service guys are running around like headless chickens.
Not sure what the problem with #5 is.
He forgot to mention she's fat.
Still don't see what the problem is.