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Finish this sentence...."You know you're in for a long day when..."


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#391 JerseyBoy

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Posted 09 October 2017 - 03:12 PM

...you're paired up with a guy who takes it upon himself to try to correct everything about your game every time you swing. Then you proceed to outscore him....

Edited by JerseyBoy, 09 October 2017 - 03:13 PM.


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Posted 11 October 2017 - 05:00 PM

View PostFerguson, on 31 August 2017 - 02:30 PM, said:

View PostNick6771, on 06 June 2017 - 03:56 AM, said:

Mr and Mrs Havercamp have the tee time before you.

.........you find Mrs. Havercamp's merkin over a divot in the fairway.

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Posted 11 October 2017 - 09:21 PM

Haven't read this thread in a while, am I still in the lead with pooping in the woods?
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Posted 12 October 2017 - 09:10 AM

When you're paired up with an inseparable married couple who hit their balls to opposite sides of the fairway but both go to one ball, watch when the other one hits, then they go to the other ball and do the same.  On every...single...shot.

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Posted 12 October 2017 - 11:52 AM

View Postmarkjay1, on 12 October 2017 - 09:10 AM, said:

When you're paired up with an inseparable married couple who hit their balls to opposite sides of the fairway but both go to one ball, watch when the other one hits, then they go to the other ball and do the same.  On every...single...shot.

that's not a long day.. that's a nighmare

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Posted 12 October 2017 - 01:45 PM

... the 4 hcp "never misses a putt, always up-and-downs" you and your other friend brought to play in your $100-a-man shamble is still drunk from the night before. He proceeds to vomit profusely all over that real nice, decorative, 1st tee box yardage marker at Bali Hai Golf Club in Las Vegas. Then he passes out randomly between holes. He vomits onto the tee box at 10 or 11. He face plants into the fairway walking to his ball, twice. He's in your cart and everyone is wondering who the grade-A @$$#ole is that brought "that guy".
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Posted 12 October 2017 - 03:52 PM

View PostDON SVO, on 12 October 2017 - 01:45 PM, said:

... the 4 hcp "never misses a putt, always up-and-downs" you and your other friend brought to play in your $100-a-man shamble is still drunk from the night before. He proceeds to vomit profusely all over that real nice, decorative, 1st tee box yardage marker at Bali Hai Golf Club in Las Vegas. Then he passes out randomly between holes. He vomits onto the tee box at 10 or 11. He face plants into the fairway walking to his ball, twice. He's in your cart and everyone is wondering who the grade-A @$$#ole is that brought "that guy".
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Posted 12 October 2017 - 08:36 PM

I basically have a really bad mental game, so after 5 holes, if I'm three over or worse, my game goes downhill. Usually I have to start well to have a good day. I need to get out of the habit of letting a few bad shots in a row get to me.

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Posted 12 October 2017 - 08:51 PM

All these people worries about drinkers. You laid down the nightmare!  

View PostRob McHugh, on 05 June 2017 - 05:59 AM, said:

When the single you are paired with shakes your hand vigorously on the first tee and enquires "say, have you ever heard of Amway?"

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Posted 12 October 2017 - 09:05 PM

View PostShifty76, on 27 September 2017 - 09:11 AM, said:

When you're not even 2 holes into your round and you've already taken a dozen calls from work

Absolutely dead spot on my friend......every round this year has been this way for me.


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Posted 13 October 2017 - 04:29 AM

My second entry:  When you're paired up with a guy who seems OK but when it's his turn to tee off he stands over the ball for so long you reach for your phone to call 911 because you think he's had a stroke or something...and then he finally hits the ball...about 150 yards.

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Posted 13 October 2017 - 04:32 AM

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Posted 13 October 2017 - 04:47 AM

<<<When you're not even 2 holes into your round and you've already taken a dozen calls from work<<<

You know what's worse?  When you're not even 2 holes into your round and you've already taken a dozen calls from work...and you don't even have a job!

That's really gonna be a long day.

Edited by markjay1, 13 October 2017 - 05:37 AM.


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Posted 13 October 2017 - 09:26 AM

View Postfalken19150, on 12 October 2017 - 09:05 PM, said:

View PostShifty76, on 27 September 2017 - 09:11 AM, said:

When you're not even 2 holes into your round and you've already taken a dozen calls from work

Absolutely dead spot on my friend......every round this year has been this way for me.

you're in for a long day when one of your group won't turn off his f#$%@&ing phone

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Posted 14 October 2017 - 01:40 AM

...there is 60 Minutes TV crew in your offie when you arrive at work.


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Posted 14 October 2017 - 10:31 AM

View PostFerguson, on 31 August 2017 - 02:30 PM, said:

View PostNick6771, on 06 June 2017 - 03:56 AM, said:

Mr and Mrs Havercamp have the tee time before you.

.........you find Mrs. Havercamp's merkin over a divot in the fairway.
And I thought a rodent hd laid down in he divot to die.

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Posted 14 October 2017 - 12:16 PM

When you’re friend/opponent for the day is rummaging through his bag and you see Pam cooking spray, chapstick and Astro lube.....

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Posted 14 October 2017 - 02:29 PM

Played yesterday. One guy in group ahead of us was the most obnoxious guy imaginable. Every shot was accompanied by running commentary at screeching levels. His normal speaking volume was a yell and he sounded like a cartoon voice, like a spanish Topogeejo (sp?).  He'd announce "i'm gonna hit a high draw" then he'd slice it into the woods; yell at the ball, then yell that he never slices..... this happened every hole. Took at least 4 practise swings on every shot, then hacked it. Must have lost a dozen balls.

and oh yeah, he kept feeding the coyotes, so on a bunch of holes we had to contend with hungry coyotes just a few feet away  glaring at us. Ever tried to tee off while keeping your sand wedge by your side in case you have to fend off a wild animal? And those things are very fast.

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Posted Yesterday, 05:48 PM

...you walk up to the first tee and find out that the group ahead of you consists of 4 guys wearing button-down long sleeve dress shirts, dress pants, and running shoes, with rental clubs on their carts.

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Posted Yesterday, 08:50 PM

1 of The 4 some in front of us kept returning to her cart as she gauged how far she was from the green, changing clubs three times.

Turned painful. Very rarely did we hit two shots without waiting for those four to move ahead.

When we started the back side, discovered there were three 4somes at 10. We decided to just go home.

Sad really, plus 16 on one of the last weekends before the course closes. No Marshalls in site. It appeared folks were doing whatever they wanted.


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Posted Today, 01:25 PM

....when you push slice off the opening tee.
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Posted Today, 03:44 PM

View PostBabalooie, on 14 October 2017 - 12:16 PM, said:

When you’re friend/opponent for the day is rummaging through his bag and you see Pam cooking spray, chapstick and Astro lube.....

Golf bag or overnighter?
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Posted Today, 06:46 PM

When you realize that the player in front of you isn't going to pick up and move on to the next hole after 7, 10, 15 strokes over par.

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