


Grandpa Golf Sayings
#61
Posted 26 May 2017 - 11:13 PM

#62
Posted 27 May 2017 - 06:31 AM
fore, on 20 May 2017 - 05:18 PM, said:
One of my favs, but I never heard anyone else say it till this post.
Callaway Epic Hybrid 2h
Callway xhot 3 h
Titleist T-MB 4-W Modus 105 R
RomaRo Pro 3-W
Macgregor vfoil 1025m 5-W 1025C 4
Fourteen mt28v3 50, 52, 54,58
Cameron Futura 5W
#63
Posted 27 May 2017 - 09:20 PM
thug the bunny, on 26 May 2017 - 09:54 PM, said:
One I heard from playing with 3 guys recently, all around my age, and constantly needling each other. One of them spazzes on a 12 ft putt and leaves it 5 ft short and off line, and his buddy says, "How did that not go in?" I probably use that one once every round.
I like to say in that exact situation:
Yup, from that lie you just had, that was smart of you to lay up...
#64
Posted 27 May 2017 - 10:24 PM
#65
Posted 28 May 2017 - 10:06 AM

#66
Posted 28 May 2017 - 10:13 AM
. probably cost me a few beers but what the hell

Edited by 2putttom, 28 May 2017 - 10:14 AM.
Adams CMB 4-6 MB2's 7-9 1 more season
Mizuno Mp 4 52 MP T7 56 &60
Bobby Grace Jericho II Tour S Bend
Oregon Ducks Bag
#67
Posted 28 May 2017 - 10:54 AM
He had a tough day but sometimes you gotta laugh or the game will eat you alive.
#68
Posted 08 June 2017 - 11:04 AM
3W: Titleist 915F3 15.0
5W: TM Jetspeed
3 Iron: Titleist MB 716
4-P: Titleist MB 714's
52: TM ATV
58: Titelst Vokey Wedgeworks
60: Titleist Vokey
Putter: Nike Method
#70
Posted 09 June 2017 - 05:47 AM

#71
Posted 09 June 2017 - 06:48 AM
Callaway Epic/ Stiff Hzrous
Ping Anser 18.5
Taylormade RBZ 19 & 22 Hybrid
Ping S56's 5-PW
Ping Redwood Anser
Ping Glide 54, 58
Snell MTB Ball
Ping DLX Bag
#72
Posted 09 June 2017 - 07:07 AM
"Sister in law ball! You shouldn't be up there but you are, so you may as well bash the next one"
- Titleist 915D2 10.5* UST V2 X Flex
- Tour Edge Exotics CB3 Tour 18*, True Temper Bi Matrix RXi X
- Adams Idea A7 22* UST V2 Hybrid X
- Mizuno MP54 KBS Tour 130X +0.5'
- Nike VR V-Rev 52*
- Nike VR V-Rev 56*
- Nike Engage Raw 60*
- Edel E2 Torque Balanced PIXL 35'
#73
Posted 09 June 2017 - 07:13 AM
#74
Posted 09 June 2017 - 02:12 PM
Rock Hudson putt- it looks straight, but it isn't.
#75
Posted 09 June 2017 - 03:18 PM

#76
Posted 09 June 2017 - 03:58 PM
Ping D-66 IWI putter
Titleist 910D2 driver,
TM Jetspeed 3W & 5W
Ping Rapture 21* Hybrid
Ping Eye 2+ SW, Hogan Special PW
#77
Posted 09 June 2017 - 04:15 PM
6thFairway, on 09 June 2017 - 02:12 PM, said:
Rock Hudson putt- it looks straight, but it isn't.
Damn never heard the Rock Hudson one before. I'm stealing it. That's two in my pocket from this thread. Thanks guys!
#78
Posted 09 June 2017 - 07:20 PM
brockgolf44, on 15 May 2017 - 03:59 PM, said:
-After complaining about my lie behind a tree
"If you dont like where your ball ended up...you shouldnt have hit it there"
-After watching him lip out a 3rd putt in a row
"If it was raining P#^%&, I would get hit in the head with a D#%$
-After I hit two in the water and proceeded to drop another ball
"Son, get in the cart...this is a smoke and drink hole"
#79
Posted 09 June 2017 - 08:44 PM
thug the bunny, on 26 May 2017 - 09:54 PM, said:
One I heard from playing with 3 guys recently, all around my age, and constantly needling each other. One of them spazzes on a 12 ft putt and leaves it 5 ft short and off line, and his buddy says, "How did that not go in?" I probably use that one once every round.
First time I heard that one I was paired up with a twosome and another single. The twosome were middle-aged and good friends, could tell by the constant ball busting. So they got a cart and a cooler. They kept offering beers but I declined. Finally on the 18th tee they said here its the last freaking hole. So I took it and we proceeded to play the hole. All on the green now and I'm standing by my bag with my putter and sipping the beer as I was the last one that was going to putt. So one of the friends hits his putt way short and wide and that is response the partner said "how that not go in". Well I lost it spit up beer, beer coming out my nose etc. His partner almost died and the partner who hit the putt called him every name in the book. These two were also riding down the fairway when the one guy says to the other hey did hear about the new Walmart there putting in town. No where they putting it? Between my ball and yours. These guys were pissers.
#80
Posted 09 June 2017 - 09:30 PM

#81
Posted 09 June 2017 - 09:51 PM
#82
Posted 16 June 2017 - 06:15 AM
"Thomas, we're about to have sex"
Hits the shot to about 10 feet
"See! I hit it inside you..."
Laughter erupts
There are a thousand more but that one was memorable lol. I'd give anything to be able to play another round with him...
Edited by FLAis4golferz, 16 June 2017 - 06:16 AM.
Callaway X Hot Pro 13.5° / Aldila Voodoo XVS7
Mizuno MP-18 Fli-Hi 2i / X100
Bridgestone J15cb's 4-P / X100
Taylormade ATV 50° and RAC 54°, 58° / S300
Odyssey White Hot Pro 2.0 #9 34"
Taylormade Tour Preferred X
Bushnell Tour Z6 Jolt
#83
Posted 16 June 2017 - 07:03 AM
Uncle Joe on green reading: "Uncle Joe do you see two cups of break?" "Christ, son, now I know why you don't have any kids......"
Ping G30 14.5 Tour 80 X
Titleist AP2 714 -TC S3
Vokey SM6 50, 54, 58- TC S3
Bettinardi Short Slant BB1 Black Thunder
K SIG
Jones Player 003
#84
Posted 16 June 2017 - 08:15 AM
Also this was in my days, where I didnt know whether it was going to go down the fairway about 280, Or be a worm burner. So I was told today we will play DxxK out golf today. I said what it that. If you dont hit it past the ladies tee, then you play the rest of the hole with your DxxK out. Somehow the thought of that improved my driving.
#85
Posted 17 June 2017 - 04:45 AM

#86
Posted 17 June 2017 - 09:24 AM
TheInfidel, on 09 June 2017 - 07:07 AM, said:
"Sister in law ball! You shouldn't be up there but you are, so you may as well bash the next one"
Heard this "sister in law shot" from a caddie at Royal County Down after a thinned shot rolled to 2 feet from the hole!!
When asked what that meant he replied "you're in a place you really shouldn't be" with a wink and a laugh.....
#87
Posted 19 June 2017 - 12:21 AM
Pure shot - Yahoooooooooo
fat shot - Bollocks
Missed putt - Thats careless mate
Holed putt - Great putt, now you can putt mine.
Scrubbed stableford score - put me down for a pair of eyebrows
Cobra F6 3/4 Wood 13.5 deg - Matrix Red Tie 65Q4 67g
TaylorMade SLDR 5 Wood 17.5 Deg - Fujikura Speeder 77
Srixon Z 355 4-PW, Nippon N.S.PRO 950 GH DST
Callaway Mack Daddy 50/12s - Dynamic Gold Wedge
Wilson Staff FG Tour Traction Control 54 and 60 degree - Dynamic Gold Wedge
Cleveland Huntington Beach Collection No.4
#88
Posted 21 June 2017 - 02:44 PM
Adams CMB 4-6 MB2's 7-9 1 more season
Mizuno Mp 4 52 MP T7 56 &60
Bobby Grace Jericho II Tour S Bend
Oregon Ducks Bag
#89
Posted 22 June 2017 - 06:33 AM
My grand parents have 6 kids and I asked my grandma if they ever thought about using "protection" as my grandma wanted to stop after 4, she (83 at the time) gave me a direct quote from my grandfather
" you wouldn't jump into the bathtub with your socks on now would ya?"
#90
Posted 22 June 2017 - 12:44 PM

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