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#301 Argonne69

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Posted 06 December 2018 - 10:43 AM

View PostDavePelz4, on 06 December 2018 - 10:21 AM, said:

Last night I downloaded a bootleg copy of Bohemian Rhapsody.  Unfortunately all I could see was a little silhouette of a man.

Bummer. So I'm guessing you didn't do the Fandango? Poor boy.



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Posted 06 December 2018 - 02:31 PM

I'm really embarrassed to admit what I did for a Klondike bar.

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Posted 11 December 2018 - 10:01 AM

The fact that there is a Stairway to Heaven and a Highway to Hell pretty much tells you where most of us are going.

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Posted 11 December 2018 - 10:25 AM

View PostDavePelz4, on 11 December 2018 - 10:01 AM, said:

The fact that there is a Stairway to Heaven and a Highway to Hell pretty much tells you where most of us are going.

It's 2018. Wouldn't that now be a Tollway to Hell? And none of this open road tolling cr*p. I'm talking 64 toll booths with only one open and a 72 mile backup, and staffed by the slowest, most obnoxious tollway worker the Devil could find. You know, kind of like the 83rd St. toll plaza on I-294 in the late 80's.

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Posted 11 December 2018 - 10:52 AM

View PostArgonne69, on 11 December 2018 - 10:25 AM, said:

View PostDavePelz4, on 11 December 2018 - 10:01 AM, said:

The fact that there is a Stairway to Heaven and a Highway to Hell pretty much tells you where most of us are going.

It's 2018. Wouldn't that now be a Tollway to Hell? And none of this open road tolling cr*p. I'm talking 64 toll booths with only one open and a 72 mile backup, and staffed by the slowest, most obnoxious tollway worker the Devil could find. You know, kind of like the 83rd St. toll plaza on I-294 in the late 80's.

That's the IL Tollway to Hell.  How else are we going to pay for all the former governors in jail?


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Posted 13 December 2018 - 03:47 PM

Ah Christmas time is upon us and that means Mrs. Pelz's mother has begun her annual visit of torture holiday sharing of love.  As is our tradition, she and I share special bottles of wine that we've found for each other which symbolize our feelings for each other.

Her gift to me...

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Knowing she's a fan of Grenache's, I found this for her...

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There's nothing like sharing the season with those you are forced to tolerate love with all your heart.

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Posted 14 December 2018 - 11:09 PM

Just read a WSJ article that yeast sales are on the rise.

Who knew you could make dough with yeast.



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Posted 17 December 2018 - 03:09 AM

View Postfillwelix, on 19 April 2018 - 09:34 AM, said:

There are two types of hotel guests: those who ask when tomorrow's breakfast begins, and those who ask when it ends. Which type are you?
When it ends, or what day is this?
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Posted 17 December 2018 - 03:11 AM

View PostArgonne69, on 20 March 2018 - 01:19 PM, said:

From the makers of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter™, introducing:
  • It Might Be Bread
  • Let's Just Say It's Cream Cheese
  • It Almost Tastes Like Jam
  • Sure, It's "Maple Syrup"
  • Smells a Bit Like Eggs
Thankfully I had white wine and not red.
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