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#151 hammer1

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Posted 29 August 2017 - 12:01 PM

Overheard at the member/guest the other day:  "We'll have a shotgun start and an AK-47 finish."

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#152 DavePelz4

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Posted 29 August 2017 - 03:18 PM

Ole and Lena had a boy, Ole Junior, who came home from school one day. Ole Junior said, "Papa, I have da biggest feet in da third grade. Is dat becoss I'm really Norvegian?" "No," said Ole, "It's because you're 15"

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#153 Argonne69

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Posted 29 August 2017 - 03:34 PM

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Posted 29 August 2017 - 03:57 PM

What does Chick Fil A manager have in common with Jay Cutler?

Neither shows up to work on Sunday.

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#155 MattTheTaff

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Posted 29 August 2017 - 04:49 PM

What the difference between a hooker and an onion?

I usually cry when I chop up an onion.

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#156 Reasonability

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Posted 29 August 2017 - 10:29 PM

I want my ashes to float through amen corner.  Since that requires being dead I'd be willing to sacrifice a kidney.
A cynic sees the cost of everything
and the value of nothing.

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#157 bobfoster

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Posted 30 August 2017 - 10:11 AM

Jesus and St. Thomas decide to come down from heaven and play a round at TPC Sawgrass. They get to 17, and Jesus takes out a 9 iron. St. Thomas says that is way too little club. Jesus says he saw Tiger hit the shot. He hits it - it of course goes into the water. Jesus walks across the water, looking for his ball.

A guy in the clubhouse sees him doing this ... and says "who does this guy think he is, Jesus Christ"? Caddy says "no, he thinks he's freaking Tiger Woods".

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Posted 30 August 2017 - 03:26 PM

Not funny, but love that feeling when the wives decide to plan an activity together...GOLF TIME, FELLAS

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Posted 08 September 2017 - 01:29 PM

How not to lay out magazine ads.

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Posted 08 September 2017 - 01:33 PM

Irony 101.

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Posted 08 September 2017 - 01:41 PM

Whew. Dodged a bullet.

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Posted 08 September 2017 - 01:46 PM

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#163 thug the bunny

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Posted 08 September 2017 - 10:09 PM

View PostArgonne69, on 08 September 2017 - 01:41 PM, said:

Whew. Dodged a bullet.

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The good old secret sauce. Proven throughout the ages.
So there is really only here and now

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Posted 19 September 2017 - 09:43 AM

My original.       What did one German test tube baby say to the other test tube baby when he was going out for a walk?
(In a German ascent)

I'll be back in a little vile.

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Posted Yesterday, 06:07 PM

Like the Duluth joke

I spent ages 8-18 in Burlington On .. right next to Hamilton (a massive steel town)

Jimmy is out with his girl, they are parked and making out hot and heavy

Gina whispers breathlessly "kiss me where it's smelly" so Jimmy fired up his Camaro and drove to Hamilton

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Posted Yesterday, 07:03 PM

A young Apache Junction couple are making out in the woods and it starts to rain. The guy asks if she wants to go back inside or go all the way. She says go all the way big boy. Fella drops his shorts and says " is it in yet?"  She says "I think it's in the mud. Here, I'll help you. Does that feel better?"  


Eh, I think I'll put it back in the mud.

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