Conrad1953, on 13 September 2017 - 04:03 PM, said:
SixtySomePing, on 13 September 2017 - 02:27 PM, said:
I sure hope Cobi recovers well too, she will need to take it easy no doubt, but I'll bet she is quite the trooper and makes great strides in her return back to where she was before it all happened.
The medical world, especially the pill world amazes me any more... ever watch those new endless pill commercials they seem to have on tv any more for just whatever reason. They all begin to sound the same.
Maybe they can come up with one for golf... I'm sure it would sound like the others-
Golfizat- Getting tired mid round? Losing your game just when you need it? Try new Golfizat, breathe better, swing more freely, lose unwanted strokes, gain green confidence, play happy golf. Consult your physician
and see if new Golfizat (Golfiuminazataminatab) will work for you... Side effects may include shortness of breath, sweating, short drives, lost balls, broken tees, hairy legs, 4 putts, trouble swallowing, diarrhea, ulcers, double bogeys, heart palpitations, loss of concentration, absence of pulse, chronic death or worse,
Very good my friend! You summed the whole "pill" thing up like only you can!
And then a month or 2 later, or a week later, or the next day, or even the NEXT commercial;
here comes the "call us if you took this and suffered a double bogie or absence of pulse or
anything from a hang nail to chronic death. A hotline has been set up for victims of Golfizat.
Exactly.. we were watching the morning news this morning before work with our coffee at 4:30 as we always do, and yet another new pill commercial came on, so I said 'watch, before it's over they'll go thru a list of side effects for this wonderful new pill, and one will be 'even death can occur' and sure enough, they said that.... ugh... so what's the trade off, you can feel slightly legally semi-euphorically released from your allotted/appointed condition, but the risk may be slight muscle cramps, twitching of the eyes or lower organs
or chronic death has been known to occur in some cases.... oh, ok, I'll just toss the dice and take a few then so I can leap highly in a field of lavender... hahaha
And the hotline thing, absolutely correct, "If you had a belly button surgery between 1989 and 2015 and had mesh net installed to keep your gizzard from coming through you lower intestine, or if you ate asbestos sandwiches on ciabatta rolls, call Wilson, Wilson and Wilson, and we will sue the heck out of everyone, and remember, we don't get money, unless you get money...
Edited by SixtySomePing, 13 September 2017 - 05:02 PM.
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