Here's a contest to pass the time away during the slow time of golf.

A little background....I turned on my kids (ages 9 and 4) to the Beatles about nine months ago. Now they are hooked. We listen to Abbey Road, Yellow Submarine, and several other CDs all the time. I have this long running joke that the song "All You Need is Love" is called "All You Need is Golf." They saw the Cirque Du Soleil Beatles show "Love" in Las Vegas so now the gig is up; they know the real lyrics. But not before I already re-did all the lyrics in my head.

Golf...Golf...Golf...
Golf...Golf...Golf...

Anyways, now it is your turn. Rewrite the lyrics from "All You Need is Love" below to a purely golf theme and I will put together a panel of judges to select the winners.

Prizes to be announced. There will be three winners. Deadline to enter is Dec 17. Judging will take place the following week.

Post only your entry in the same format as below...here are the real lyrics...now go to work.

Love, love, love.
Love, love, love.
Love, love, love.

There's nothing you can do that can't be done.
Nothing you can sing that can't be sung.
Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game.
It's easy.

Nothing you can make that can't be made.
No one you can save that can't be saved.
Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you in time.
It's easy.

All you need is love.
All you need is love.
All you need is love, love.
Love is all you need.

All you need is love.
All you need is love.
All you need is love, love.
Love is all you need.

Nothing you can know that isn't known.
Nothing you can see that isn't shown.
Nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be.
It's easy.

All you need is love.
All you need is love.
All you need is love, love.
Love is all you need.

All you need is love (all together, now!)
All you need is love. (everybody!)
All you need is love, love.
Love is all you need (love is all you need).

Yee-hai!
Oh yeah!
She loves you, yeah yeah yeah.
She loves you, yeah yeah yeah.

Great idea Demolition Man! Here goes nothing:

WRX, WRX, WRX.
WRX, WRX, WRX.
WRX, WRX, WRX.

There's nothing you can ho that can't be sold.
Nothing you can swing that can't be swung.
Nothing you can say but you can learn how to love the game.
It's easy.

No putt you can make that can't be made.
No par you can save that can't be saved.
Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be a ho in time.
It's easy.

All you need are heads.
All you need are heads.
All you need are tour, heads.
Heads are all you need.

All you need are shafts.
All you need are shafts.
All you need are Ozik, shafts.
Shafts are all you need.

Nothing you can know that WRX doesn't know.
No club you can see that ain't already shown.
Nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be.
It's easy.

All you need is practice.
All you need is practice.
All you need is quality, practice.
Practice is all you need.

All you need is a swing (all together, now!)
All you need is a swing. (everybody!)
All you need is a good, swing.
A swing is all you need (That is is all you need).

Yee-hai!
Oh yeah!
Golf hates you, yeah yeah yeah
Golf hates you, yeah yeah yeah

"All You Bleed is Golf"

Bogey, bogey, par
Bogey, bogey, par
Bogey, bogey, double

There’s no swing aid you haven’t tried.
Nothing you can swing, you haven’t swung.
Every lesson’s broken promise to learn how to play the game.
It’s easy.

Call the starter early for tee times that can’t be made.
Bunker shots that can’t be saved.
Nothing you can do it’s in your soul.
This obsession.

All you bleed is golf.
All you bleed is golf.
All you bleed is golf, golf.
Golf is all you bleed.

All we ask is par.
All we ask is par.
All we ask is par, par.
Par is all we need.

Two feet for par that is always blown.
Scotty Cameron hand mades we have thrown.
Pebble, Augusta, St. Andrews is where were meant to be.
Holy Ground.

All you bleed is golf.
All you bleed is golf.
All you bleed is golf, golf.
Golf is all you bleed.

All you need is one good shot (It will bring you back!)
Hit your best shots at the range (everybody!)
All my practice for naught, naught.
Par I will never know (par I will never know).

Fore!
OB!
I press you, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I press you, yeah, yeah, yeah.

LOL! That was good now Bruinduke!

This goes out to all you fellow club Ho's out there......




Ho's, Ho's, Ho's
Ho's, Ho's, Ho's
Ho's, Ho's, Ho's

There's not another club that can't be bought
Not a better ballflight that can't be sought
Nothing you can pay that will stop
your buying a game
Its Easy

Nothing in the BST than can't be sold
Not one club kept past two weeks old
Nothing in your Pay Pal but you
can trade a stick or two
Its Easy

All you need are Ho's
All you need are Ho's
All you need are Ho's, Ho's
Ho's are all you need

All you need are Ho's
All you need are Ho's
All you need are Ho's, Ho's
Ho's are all you need

Nothing you can demo that isn't new
No miracle shaft you can upgrade to
Nowhere you can be that has a
demo Sumo 2
Its Easy

All you need are Ho's
All you need are Ho's
All you need are Ho's, Ho's
Ho's are all you need

All you need are Ho's(send it Fed Ex now!)
All you need are Ho's (pay pal sent!)
All you need are Ho's, Ho's
Ho's are all you need

Yee-Hai!
Oh yeah!
She hates you, yeah, yeah, yeah
She hates you, yeah, yeah, yeah

You guys are good! Smiles on this thread.

Not so fast.....

This was a dud. So I am ending this early.

But not completely....prizes will be given out.

Winner - EMC
2nd - Bruinduke
3rd - Hairpie

Go to my for sale thread...

http://www.golfwrx.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=60812

Pick anything listed there.

EMC gets priority, then Bruinduke, and last but not least, Hairpie.

Send me a PM...

Thanks all for participating

Demo, you are my new hero. This is so kind of you, and although I didn't participate (and I'm looking back at that grr...), I see how generous this is of you, and am very greatful. I am very thankful for you being on golfwrx.com, along with the numerous others on this website make it so worth while to be on this forum it's not even funny. Amazing stuff. Congrats to the winners!

WOW! You guys are getting some great prizes...stainless scotty divot tool for FREE.

EDIT: spelling

I appreciate that...thanks.

Next contest will be a lot easier and should get a lot more entries.

It will be answer this question:

Will Tiger win on the PGA Tour in 2007.

Tiebreaker question: How many holes to fill the Albert Hall?

I wish I had seen this, I would have entered. What a great offer.

i'd have entered knowing the prizes would have been that great, oh well, thats why i cant procrastinate

Wow....I finally won something ....PM sent....and thanks for the incredible prize choices....