Casting call for "The Foresome"

Damn, too old, can't act, ugly mugshot, and even an uglier swing, so I guess that makes me the star right?
Too bad they were not looking for my type, maybe they'll reconsider their qualifications. Sounds like a good opportunity for someone on this website!

Too bad I'm too young and live in the wrong part of the country, but I'm sure we have some guys on here that qualify.

-Thomas

You know it's gonna be good if they are looking for primary actors on Craigslist!
Especially considering how few Hollywood actors play golf!

Wow would that be fun. I used to live in Ct. but that was many years ago and I don't think I could dye my hair to make them believe I'm in my early 30's. Oh well some lucky dude will get this.

Okay, here's my head shot:

---sorry!

You are a punny guy! (made me laugh anyway!)

Hmm I'll probably be moving back to CT next Spring, but will be one year short at that time, and on acting experience.