I know Im a club ho because the first thing I do every morning is check every golf website for the holy grail, what makes you a ho?

when I go to bed at night I push my wife over a little bit to make room for my driver

I love it

1. I take pictures of the perceived "holy grail" of clubs that could be made from the "hands of god" and post them on web sites only to get guys to respond so that I can spend time talking about them and dreaming that the silly arrow will make this indian a better player to qualify for the state am.

2. I bought a set of irons for 2k and had them sent to some guy named Kwok in San Francisco to have them "blue printed" for another 300 to 400, had them expedited back to me only so that I can hold one of the irons while I watched the Las Vegas open on TiVo with my dog.

3. I wont let my Pro shop keep the clubs in storage at my club

4. Because I am concerned while I sit in a meeting at work on a hot day that my driver is in the trunk over heating.

5. Because I am typing this

I know I'm a putter Ho:

Because I have more headcovers than shoes.
I have a key chain in the shape of a putter.
I don't have enough putter racks to store them.
My wife looks at them and says there's the kids education fund.

That is so me. Cant tell you how many times I have had that exact scanario. Have to expedite that shipping .

That's perfect!

Me: 'I gotta have them here by Wednesday'
Wife: 'you're not playing until Saturday'
me: 'CAN'T YOU SEE MY PAIN??'
wife: '...whatever'

but that happens once a week!

classic.......

I love putters.With each one I buy, I don't think I can find anything better....but it just KILLS me every time I see another new putter. I just have the uncontrollable need/urge to buy it. I know it probably won't help my putting changing every two weeks, but I can't help it. It's a sickness and I fight the urge daily. Something about a nice new shiny, sexy piece of metal with a glistening milled face. The lovely curves of the bumpers and metallic coloring. The new clean rubber grip whose tackiness exhilarates me. The sweet eye candy that I can't ignore. Someone help me please!

My 5 year old sees the UPS, FedEx or Post Office truck pull up to the house and yells to my wife "the golf club truck is here again"!!

(True story by the way and one that made me space out my buying habits so that clubs do not arrive close together).

Bill

That's why I got a PO Box! I was tired of the neighbors asking what new club I got AGAIN!

I will buy a club with the full intention of putting it into play, and then sell it before even hitting a golf ball with it. Is that wrong?

Im a club Ho because i worked at a golf course for 2 weeks just to get a discount on my 4 grand retail set
bought it all at once titty 660 blades d2 with a diamana 3 vokeys circa 62 and 904 woods. yeahyah

Because I constantly am buying new equiptment....Even though I am not in the states, and know that I won't even see any of it soon And by the time I do get home....It's all going to be about 7 models out of date.........

And...Ebay is my Browser Home page Something about those dang putters on there?????
Before I lay down I do a ebay search of putters ending within 3 hours so I don't miss anything while I am asleep

-CHRIS-

That's no as bad as selling the club without even opening the box, or buying a club, and selling or trading it at once, causing you to e-mail the original seller with the new buyers shipping address...I love it when that happens

LOL

-CHRIS

because I have been through 9 different 3 woods, I have only hit 3 wood 4 times in the past 15 rounds

because I have 3 drivers and can't choose which to use, and I an already looking forward to the 08s.

Because my buddies quickly change the subject when I ask "weren't you looking for an xxxx - I've got a XXX I'll make you a real good deal on. I've only hit it a couple of times..." Or when you regrip atleast 4 clubs a month to your favorite grip.

me: "my new (insert club) came in. I am so excited, I can't wait to hit the range/green"
wife: "don't you already have a (insert club)?"
me: "yes, but this one is super cool and shiny!"
wife: "what did you do with the other (insert club)?"
me: "oh, I still have it. I am still going to play it from time to time"
wife: "you're a moron"

Conversation takes place about once a month, give or take a week.

I have a problem, I am pretty sure there is no cure, I am also pretty sure that this website is adding to the problem. Is it still considered a problem if I don't want to quit?

Because... my spare room downstairs looks like this, and I keep the clubs I play with in the garage (my wife does not want them in the living room, bedroom, kitchen, entry way, etc.

That's why you need to plan.
If you rotate between work, home and PO BOX. You only get delivery at one place once very three weeks.

At one point I had 4 sets of eye 2's all special. 2 becu's , one plus no plus , and one stainless super polished . 4 scotties and my mx-20's . I unloaded it all and just roll with my current setup . I will only get another Scotty when I can afford a real tour model. Can anyone here help me with a shaft choice for my D-1 . The stock one sux. All my friends think I'm a retard , now I have a family of fellow nuts.

Steve so solid


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I forgot to mention that I have 3 drivers and 3 old puters, 2 brand new Ping wedges from 10 years ago, bridgestone hybrid new in the living room .Plus I just sold my x tours Also I have formed some type of golf art in every room . Either pics or laminations , tour hats . All kinds going on here. There I said it I'm a club ho . I realize that I'm in a safe place here and feel better now that I let that out .

I am a ho because I was checking out a TP black wedge at the shop today and it looked really familiar, then noticed a tiny ding and then... the grip. I traded this club in about 9 months ago, someone else bought it and traded it back in and here I was thinking about buying it.... again!!

Dude, now THAT is good stuff!

I know I'm a club ho because Joe Kwok says so...

so have you opened any boxes yet? if you havent that day is going to be like christmas!!!

i know i'm a ho because....

while i was watching the US open with my wife, one of the announcers referred to the 14 club rule. my wife laughed, and said "that isn't a rule, is it?" when i confirmed that it was, she started laughing and said, "if you are only allowed to carry 14 at a time, why do you have 200 in the basement." pretty good joke, i had to admit.

rob