What would you name your brand if you started in the golfing business? Name one line (or more) of clubs, apperal, or balls.

Mine would be..... McGarymade. My premium ball line would be: Players II, and Players IIX (3 & 4 piece). The GI Balls would be Scorers SI and Scorers DI(SI:3 piece,: DI= 2 piece)
My wedge line would be: Wedgemasters CNC Milled ground wedges.
Iron line: Player Forged Pro Cavity and Blade. Scorers (for high hdcp's) GI irons
Woods: A triangle shaped or traditional shaped 425cc driver named Players TI. A GI Driver called Scorers, comes in a 460cc head.
Fairways: Players FI and Scorers GI.
Hybrids: Players HI and Scorers HI
Putter line: Luke Renish by McGarymade putter (milled,inserts, blades mallets)

BTW, Players: 15 hdcp or lower. Scorers: 15 hdcp or more

EDIT: To put more info in!!

Mine would be TOL (Top Of the Line) Golf, with the Pro Standard driver, fairway, and hybrid, along with Forged Classics irons and wedges. Here are pictures I made a while ago for fun (I never expected a topic like this though!):

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Don't know what's up! I'll get them on here somehow! Do you know how to upload pictures from your computer? Can't seem to I made them on paint, and the irons/wedges pics have small pics of other finishes I made optional.

My GI irons would be in the lineup of hacker helpers. The forged players would be KW forged series
The balls would be KW long for the hackers, and have KW spin and KW speed for the players. I would name my company KISS.
Keep It Simple Stupid

Finally! Had to save as JPEGS and attach, so here they are. Also, small irons/wedges have bad grooves; they're only supposed to represent the finish. I have more pics if you want, and I'll be glad to make some more pics.
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It would be Gimme Golf. There would be the Yo-Yo series of non conforming groove wedges, get it? Driver would be the FireAway and irons would be the Flag Finders. Gimme putter would only come in some hideous goldish yellow baby poop color.

Name of company....... "Made-In"

Blade Irons..... USA1b

Cavity backs.... USA1c

Game improvement.. USA1g

Wedges.... USA1w

woods..... USA1- freedom

Ball..... Made-In <<<<USA1/TOUR>>>>

As you can tell, everything will be made in the USA!!!!!

Brand name: Unknown Golf

460*> Driver: Think the Taylormade Superquad, just no MWT.

460* Driver: Think the Hi-Bore XL, but a full crown instead of a slope

'WTF?' Driver: Think Diablo but more triangular in shape than oblong...

FW's: Think Ping, period.

Hybrid: Adams Peanut shape, thinned crown and a little wider overall, more wood than iron variety.

Forged Blade: Think of the Mizuno MP-68, now take a little off the topline and turn the top of the muscle in towards the face a little bit. Called "DS1"

'Better' Player's Cavity: Think of the Taylormade Tour Preferred but clear out the cavity of the graphics, thin the entire back portion a little (Topline to sole). Called "DS2"

'Normal' Player's Cavity: Think Callaway X-18R's, now clear out the graphics and take out the "Notch weighting", beefing up the sole and toe with the available grams of weight. Called "DS-2"

Game Improvement: Think Titleist AP-1, clear the graphics medallion, make it all one metal, bring in the pocket a little towards the front (shrinking it a bit) and use the available weight on the rest of the perimeter. Called "DS-4"

Wedges: Vokey/Cleveland Hybrid (Can't really improve on the best) Called "DS-W"

All Grooves will be subject to USGA/PGA/R&A rulings.

Putter: Up to the player

Ball: 3 Flavors for your enjoyment. A Four-Piece High Spin, a Three-Piece All Around, and a 2 Piece Pure Distance.

Cool topic. I just wanted to save it so I don't lose t while I'm thinking up my company

My company name WK -- World Known

Driver
WK Deep
WK Pro

Irons

WK MB
WK CB

Wedges

WK Blck
WK Chrm

Putter

WK B(like and anser)
WK M(mallet)

Sorry if I am full of myself.

Wk

I would name my product line "Awesome!"

Q: What driver are you playing? A: Awesome!

Q: What's it made out of? A: Awesome!

Q: How long is it? A: Awesome!

Q: What's your handicap? A: Awesome!

You get the point... I see some marketing possibilities

Imperium Equipment

IE-1 and IE-2 drivers (designed for different playing levels)
IE10 fairways
IE12 hybrids
E-61 forged irons (players) (multiple bounce, loft, lie, shaft, swingweight, grips, etc)
E.M.P cast irons (higher handicap)
Emporer wedges (think vokeys, but with the "B" or "Brutus" groove option. They may cut you, but will spin it like crazy!)
The Imperium Project custom-designed putters.

im·pe·ri·um (m-pîr-m)
n. pl. im·pe·ri·a (-pîr-)
1. Absolute rule; supreme power.
2. A sphere of power or dominion; an empire.
3. Law The right or power of a state to enforce the law.

^^ Nice! I like the Drivers!

Mine would be called tips, which would on the apparel side of things, if that doesnt work i would like to help bring back HOTT golf company from back in the day their styles were someting else...

Nice sig... *threadjack over. ARRG*

I'd call my line of clubs "Thruster"!!

3 lines.

For the game improver- "Chop sticks"
Mid capper- "Wannabee Playa"
Low Hcp- "Prototype" (all the clubs would just say prototype or proto or tour only)

Another product name that could be used for both equipment and apparel... 'Poser'.

For those guys that have no game, but want to look and talk like they do.

MiurendoTP, Inc.

James Nitties?

Vanderlei Industries - Latex designed golf balls and clubs

Art Vandelay, President

I-Sukk for game improvement line

U-Sukk for Player's line


Ball line would have two models: the Badd for tour line and the Hard for the 2 piece.

"What ball ya playin'?" "U-Sukk Badd!"

Appreciate the love, dude. Unfortunately I got warned to shorten my sig. Hopefully the quote suffices, as it is one of the funniest quotes I read on GolfWrx, aside from select ones, and especially the ones on all the Hammer topics ! LOL

I actually have more iron options (all in my mind and some on Paint). I have forged pro cavity backs, and I might make some hackers shovels (HA). The pro cavities are the Forged Classics II and the Spaceships would be the GI irons. All my irons can either be forged or cast, either with soft carbon steel, soft stainless steel, or soft titanium (yes, TITANIUM!). Actually came up with the Titanium idea during my trip to Colombia this past July. I thought, Well, if titanium is great in woods, why not irons and even wedges? Trust me, these wouldn't be cheap inserts or titanium. Full, 100% titanium that feels as soft as can be, so that even traditionalists can appreciate hitting great blades 10 yards farther! Also, fitting would be optional, either online or in one of 5-6 convenient locations throughout the States and some other int'l locations. This all might sound like a fantasy world, but a man can dream! Besides, my successful PGA career will fund all of this (another dream that might be possible with a lot more practice).

Don't get the joke here. Can someone explain it to me so I would feel like a complete failure in life?

^^^Watch a lot of Seinfeld, you'll soon figure it out..