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dmack
Gotta get this off my chest only because it seems to be on evey five minutes.

Am I the only one who wants to spank that snarky, makeup wearing Fred Savage lookalike at the end of this commercial?

And whats up with the Dicks employees hand gestures? I half expect them to be throwing confetti.

Lastly, memo to all you knuckleheads ready to drop five hundo on the new R9:
Buy a driving lesson, spend the remainder on your wife/girlfriend and then you too will "score" better.

Yours truly,
The real angry golfer (John Hawkins is such a putz)

P.S. Anyone want to buy my superquad?
Naffiliate
I like the TGW.com commercials - they are funny....
PINGME
next time you see it look for the guy on the indoor putting green. He seems to be slapping as many balls as he can in the three seconds he is on t.v. cheesy.gif
slice_oftheday
The Dicks' commercials are annoying. My favorites would have to be the PING commercials.
dispatch096
i know its not a golf commercial, but "Hi, Im Ronnie DEUTCH!"
birdieblair
That's funny. Every time I see that commercial I comment how i would love to throw that smug little punk a beating, and here I thought I was the only one.
Fore_Man
but not "better" than me, dad. That's all they say! Better better better! Argh! It is very annoying!

+1 on the Ping G10 commercials. Those were the best!
G10 commercial
G10 Driver Commercial
Ping i series Putter Commercial
ezra76
They do suck. I have to say, TGW has some good commercials. "It had a stick figure, with a smiley face, and a peace sign..." "no, this was a Titleist with a blue dot" "That's mine".
ingenjuro
how come they don't have those "these guys are good" commercials anymore?

the one with sergio and the shopping cart was classic.
italianstallion
Thank god I'm not the only one. That one guy with the putter almost steps on the ball when he's going to "address" it, and then the kid at then end is crazy annoying, plus his hat is all screwed up on the sides cuz its too big and its not broken in. Drives me nuts.
dispatch096
my favorite golf commercial of all time is set at bethpage black. Although I cant remember what its for.

The guy on the tee says, "You guys realize that if I par this hole, i will tie tigers final round score at the '02 US Open?"

Then his friend says, "Tiger shot a 102?"

Then the guys shoots back and says, "Ive got a 30 handicap!"

He then proceeds to duff it 8 feet and say, "I think im gonna use my long irons on this next shot."

buttuh
lol I remember that one. I think it was for some credit card, not sure.

QUOTE (dispatch096 @ Jan 21 2009, 03:46 PM) *
my favorite golf commercial of all time is set at bethpage black. Although I cant remember what its for.

The guy on the tee says, "You guys realize that if I par this hole, i will tie tigers final round score at the '02 US Open?"

Then his friend says, "Tiger shot a 102?"

Then the guys shoots back and says, "Ive got a 30 handicap!"

He then proceeds to duff it 8 feet and say, "I think im gonna use my long irons on this next shot."
e-dog9
MADE TO BE POUNDED, AGAIN!
Samsquanch
"You're playing way better dad, but not better than me."

aggressive.gif square in the face.


Gawfman123
"You're playing way better dad, but not better than me."

aggressive.gif square in the face.

That is about as hard as I have ever laughed from something written on the internet. Thank you sir!
DDC
Rose - Beat that and I'll take you to meet the Queen...

Dork 1 - What a Bruiser!

Dork 2 - You're a Beast!

Rose - I never thought of myself that way.....

Doofy sales guy - Justin, I think they were talking about the Tour Burner


I love those Dick's commercials. Genius!
TMfan54
commercial absolutely HATE has to be the one with the kid talking about professional golfers career colleg. he's wearin a light blue shirt and looks and sounds like he is going through puberty. he says how he was placed at one of the best courses in the country. so annoying!!
carogers1
I believe that in the new Dicks commercials they are actually advertising that it IS possible to "buy the game". What a joke.

*on second thought...isn't that the motto of this site?
blaird
love the tgw commercials. fav is the one where he says gimme like 10 times and the guy asks if thats all he can say, then he chimes in mulligan.

also with the girl and the celebratory whip cream, that is funny too.
nobreak1970
I can't stand that little David Archuletta lookin' punk at the end of this commercial!!!
ARRRGHHHHHH!

I'd haveta school the boy if he were my kid!!!! butcher.gif

Man I watch too much TV. crazy.gif
dciman1
I lol'ed reading the different post, and read over some of them again and continue to laugh. You guys are so true.
dciman1
QUOTE (dispatch096 @ Jan 21 2009, 05:49 PM) *
i know its not a golf commercial, but "Hi, Im Ronnie DEUTCH!"


I would've never guessed you've have the pleasure of having Ronnie grace your tv in CA. We love her here in N.C. too drinks.gif
tomhot
I am agree with you,he seems to be slapping as many balls as he can in the three seconds he is on t.v.
755
QUOTE (dispatch096 @ Jan 21 2009, 05:49 PM) *
i know its not a golf commercial, but "Hi, Im Ronnie DEUTCH!"




ROFLMAO!!!!!! I laugh everytime she says that...in fact I normally say it out loud with her....I could never figure out why she would do it...but it does make her stand out
Terrible-Tom
I'd like to see Vince from "Sham-Wow" make a golf infomercial for the Power Driver or something like that.
Tenementrock
QUOTE (Terrible-Tom @ Jan 22 2009, 08:01 AM) *
I'd like to see Vince from "Sham-Wow" make a golf infomercial for the Power Driver or something like that.


Shamwow guy got nothing on Billy Mays.
Hifade
Michael Breed is a very close friend of mine and his new show "Golf Fix" will be great but they are getting a little carried away with the promotion of it during EVERY commercial break too.
Naffiliate
Agree they are overdoing it a bit with the Golf Fix promo.. he seems energetic enough... if his tips & ideas are solid, I'll watch a few...
gregcindyh
Here's a classic commercial... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ17hTauYmI

JB_Not_Holmes
I don't see the Top Flite D2 commercials hardly at all.
"Alice here has a 7 iron" good.gif
PA1
QUOTE
commercial absolutely HATE has to be the one with the kid talking about professional golfers career colleg. he's wearin a light blue shirt and looks and sounds like he is going through puberty. he says how he was placed at one of the best courses in the country. so annoying!!
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I agree. If thats the best spokesman they could find for the class I dont know, Im worried. Im actually going there in May(Hilton Head PGCC) and was hoping for some golf chicks HAHA
Audreyone
The latest one, and worst to date, has male models on the course acting like they know how to play the game. BAD.
50jay
and if you watch closely, during that spot, the guy on the indoor putting green misses a 3 footer by a few inches, it's not even close... and that kid at the end, so annoying!

Jay
Matt10
The kid at the end...makes me cringe...I seriously can't watch the commercial - it's very annoying.

Thanks for the square in the face post - that had me spitting out my OJ.
jshiver15
QUOTE (PINGME @ Jan 21 2009, 05:25 PM) *
next time you see it look for the guy on the indoor putting green. He seems to be slapping as many balls as he can in the three seconds he is on t.v. cheesy.gif



I've also noticed this. I'm surprised he isn't wearing a glove on his right hand.

Does anyone play the long drive game on Golf.com? Anyone notice that during the loading screen that the black guy is posed as though he's hitting the ball left handed, but he has a right handed driver?
jshiver15
Also, has anyone seen the video with the Sham-Wow guy selling the Slap Chop? He has some pretty memorable lines in this such as "You're gonna love my nuts." and "Watch this, tacos!"

I guess you'd have to see it. Just Google or YouTube "Slap Chop, Vince."
carogers1
QUOTE (jshiver15 @ Jan 24 2009, 02:22 AM) *
Also, has anyone seen the video with the Sham-Wow guy selling the Slap Chop? He has some pretty memorable lines in this such as "You're gonna love my nuts." and "Watch this, tacos!"

I guess you'd have to see it. Just Google or YouTube "Slap Chop, Vince."


Haha. I just watched it and I remember that one! That guy is out there.

"Tacos, Fettucini, Linguini, Martini, Bikini..." WTF are you on Vince???!!

Has anyone seen the Billy Mays espn commercials where he is selling ESPN360.com? Kinda funny as well.


Oh, and someone needs to get that Dicks Commercial off the air. I knew I wasn't the only one who almost has to change the channel when it comes on.
texcrom
"Dick's........our name says it all!!"
Hifade
More like.....

"Dick's - come see what kind of balls we have."

Remember the "RAW" Slazenger commercials they did with the hottie (maybe they called her "Kittie") with the butcher, pounding the meat and the blood dripping ball? Go figure that logic.


QUOTE (texcrom @ Jan 24 2009, 08:21 AM) *
"Dick's........our name says it all!!"
forgedforever
QUOTE (Tenementrock @ Jan 23 2009, 10:08 AM) *
QUOTE (Terrible-Tom @ Jan 22 2009, 08:01 AM) *
I'd like to see Vince from "Sham-Wow" make a golf infomercial for the Power Driver or something like that.


Shamwow guy got nothing on Billy Mays.



In my opinion this post is spot on ok.gif
BigLeftyinAZ
Those Dick's commercials are the most lame retarded commercials ever produced
DeNinny
I bet all of you sit through the whole commercial too, just to let it drive you nuts.

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jshiver15
QUOTE (BigLeftyinAZ @ Jan 24 2009, 08:16 PM) *
Those Dick's commercials are the most lame retarded commercials ever produced


You wouldn't say that if you saw 90% of the Hawaiian commercials we have here.

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ericld
who fit the hat on the kid at the end?
jshiver15
QUOTE (ericld @ Jan 24 2009, 11:19 PM) *
who fit the hat on the kid at the end?



Helen keller?
takayama
The Slazinger one with the two buff guys in tight shirts talking about pounding meat , scrumptious if your way into dudes, not that there is anything wrong with that.
vwgolfer
stupid annoying ads get your attention, just like they are supposed to do.
sharkhark
I would not say that i necessarily 'like' this commercial as its a bit over the top...but i have to be honest that it makes me want to rush out and buy something golf....the guys are so pumped in pimping their 'better' equipment that it gives me a mini golf rush.
drstroud
Bring back Feherty and I don't care what product it is because it will be funny.
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