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golferX17

Jan 20 2009, 03:57 PM

As many of you might know Golf Digest has partnered up with the U.S. Open for the second strait year to host the Can you break 100? challenge. Last year potential participants wrote a full length essay on why they should play in the challenge. This year Golf Digest has asked participants to write a 6 word essay on why they should play. Thats right, 6 words no more no less.

I am here to ask you: In 6 words why should you play in the challenge?

Scotttau

Jan 20 2009, 04:03 PM

I have [insert name of incurable disease]. Will die soon.

rymail00

Jan 20 2009, 05:26 PM

Uncurable dieseases always win everything!!

I never turned one in, but if i did i would have sent in

I am the real TIN CUP

I think I would have won

ezra76

Jan 20 2009, 05:36 PM

Why should I give you my best essay?

"I'm lonest hitter, on the internet". "I could make Johnny Miller puke". "Rough don't scare me, square grooves!!". "7500 yards? Bobby Jones Hybrids, baby!!".

andy-uk

Jan 20 2009, 05:39 PM

long drive's,great irons,CAN'T CHIP!!!!!

The Duck

Jan 20 2009, 05:44 PM

GET UP, GEt Down, Go In

ezra76

Jan 20 2009, 05:46 PM

"Swing built by Golf Digest tips"

dlygrisse

Jan 20 2009, 05:52 PM

QUOTE (ezra76 @ Jan 20 2009, 06:36 PM)

""I could make Johnny Miller puke".

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!

One_Putt_Blunder

Jan 20 2009, 05:53 PM

"Dont want to hack like mike"

fore_life

Jan 20 2009, 05:59 PM

Ive got a good feeling my 6 might win.

tgast17

Jan 20 2009, 06:04 PM

F.I.G.J.A.M.

One_Putt_Blunder

Jan 20 2009, 06:19 PM

QUOTE (tgast17 @ Jan 20 2009, 04:04 PM)

F.I.G.J.A.M.

New winner

golferX17

Jan 20 2009, 07:22 PM

How bout..."I'm sweeter then Poulter's Pink Pants"

MtlJeff

Jan 20 2009, 07:43 PM

"i'll hit driver at least once"

bboard

Jan 20 2009, 08:08 PM

I used reverse phsycology, "I don't wanna win this contest".

hef63303

Jan 20 2009, 09:09 PM

This contest is a stupid idea.

tigerphan

Jan 21 2009, 07:31 AM

"I can hit my ball backwards" mine
"Bethpage pink after I'm done" someone's in GD
"Never

tigerphan

Jan 21 2009, 07:31 AM

"I can hit my ball backwards" mine
"Bethpage pink after I'm done" someone's in GD
"Never golfed

Cloran

Jan 21 2009, 07:38 AM

I took the contest literaly:

"word word word word word word."

SpinMill75

Jan 21 2009, 07:47 AM

100? Eat your words Tiger Woods.

pwestphal

Jan 21 2009, 09:31 AM

Who couldn't break 100 at Bethpage
or
Will go lower than tournament players
or
Need chance to start reality show

I like the last one just because NBC is hurting in primetime.

charlesdupuy

Jan 21 2009, 09:43 AM

I lay up on par threes

tdub526

Jan 21 2009, 10:05 AM

It's my elbow surgery rehab dream.

pingman360

Jan 21 2009, 02:23 PM

contests with six words are gay

PMAC

Jan 21 2009, 02:44 PM

"By at least twenty eight strokes."

Eddie

Jan 21 2009, 02:58 PM

I golf, therefore I am. bitches.

chickenpotpie

Jan 21 2009, 05:34 PM

Bohica.

Fore_Man

Jan 21 2009, 05:40 PM

For the love of the game!

dac

Jan 21 2009, 06:00 PM

"will close at u.s. open"

rbgolfer

Jan 21 2009, 08:18 PM

"going, going, going, and it's gone!"

blade_man

Jan 21 2009, 08:25 PM

anywhere, anyway, anytime, with any one!
Six words, did I win?

nalimgus

Jan 21 2009, 08:28 PM

I only need one word.

"POOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"

cplof

Jan 21 2009, 09:49 PM

"Couldnt break 100 in TW 09"

TKing

Jan 21 2009, 11:14 PM

This was mine:

Got Game, Got Balls, Let's Go

You also were asked to send a video and I did that too.

nobreak1970

Jan 21 2009, 11:19 PM

Ok I'll take the totally pompous road here:

I am golf, golf is me.

55spy

Jan 22 2009, 05:07 AM

Eighteen handicap will break one hundred

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