Tiger to Campbell: "Is that new mascara you're wearing?

Crane: "YES!...TAKE THAT YOU...AHH...AIR...YES!

Tiger to Campbell: Is that a Sharpie in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

Crane: Thank god for Immodium AD!!!!!!!!

Congratulations.....now get your own clubs and I'll see you at Augusta.



I did what? 18 holes in under 7 hours??!!! HOO-RAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Next time Rory hits out of turn, this is how Im gonna kick hIS A$$

Tiger to Chad: "Oh, I'm so glad we got paired together! It was either you, or Crane, and from the looks of it, Ben isn't having the best of days."

Crane: "I never get to play in the final group with Tiger....cuz I'm such a HEAD CASE!"

tiger to chad: "if anybody asks, plase don't tell them this was your greatest moment as a professional golfer" (a lil something for all the jim grey fans"

Campbell to Tiger: "Excuse me Mr. Woods, your crushing my hand"

Tiger to Chad............What did you say about my game, what? Oh great if you insulted me four hours earlier, I could have beat you PAL!

One for the Seinfeld fans...

Tom Lehman: "I've gotta get out..."

Tom: "So THAT'S where my eyes are... I seem to forget them during important rounds!"

Tiger: "That was your fifteen minutes... enjoy it while I spend the next thirty years with my gorgeous wife"

Ben: "I just went round my home course in 4 and 1/2 hours as a single... next time, I'm bringing my clubs!"


Note: I route for all the players in the pictures... it's just that you gotta be able to bust on them every once in a while... to make up for them living the dream

Tiger to Campbell: Let me know when you get a CC on Nike's Merchandise. I'm going home now to my $40 Million compound.