The difference between Tiger and me??? Are you kidding Me??
Tiger's got chump change compared to me. 100 Million? I carry that for lunch money. Tiger's 40 milllion dollar house/compound matches my guest house. My house is 40 million all right, 40 million square feet that is. Probable value is estimated at 887 billion dollars. See what I mean? His yacht is a spam can compared to my USS Aircraft Carrier. And don't even mention the cars. I don't care what kind, or how many, I'll just say this....If I need to go anywhere, I just jump in my BlackHawk Helicopter.
And don't even mention the game. I actually have to GIVE him strokes. He's a member at Isleworth??? That place is a bonafide goat tract. I'm a member at Pine Valley, Augusta National, and Sand Hills.
Tiger's a +9 at Isleworth because everytime we play together, I let him pick up the 3 footers. He always takes the "gimmies". I get tired of him putting a long one, walking up to the 3 foot leave and sheepishly looking at me asking, "Is this good?". Sick of it. But he's sick of me driving it 80 yds by him all the time. I can tell by the look on his face when I say to him, "Hey Eldrick, did you see that drive I hit LAND where yours ENDED UP?" His face always gets red with jealousy.
He jets all around the world, enjoys the love of his wife, has a ear-to-ear smile and while he can afford anything and everything, probably pays for very little of it. So you see, the real difference between Tiger and me is that Tiger doesn't wake up from his world. And every weekday morning at 6:30am, I unfortunately do....