10. You have a tee in your pocket and you haven't been to a golf course today.
9. Your clubs are in your trunk during the entire season.
8. When someone says she is a ho. You think I did not know she liked buying golf clubs.
7. You made your kids name their chipmunks Chip and Putt.
6. Your wife stopped asking where you were, instead when you walk in the door she asks what did you shoot?
5. You have a putter in your office.
4. The best day of your life will be when the 909 comes out and you no longer have to feel guilty about not buying the D2.
3. From April until October you have at least one club on order everyday.
2. Your wife introduces you to the new neigbhors The Camerons and the first thing you ask is do you know Scotty.
1. The last three times you argued with someone about who was better Jack or Tiger you got into a fist fight.

you've been diagnosed with pnemonia and you still find a WAY TO PLAY while on your break from the hospital (I did).

When your so jacked up to play at the start of the season that you actually think -7 with a windchill of -18 is A-OK and you come off the course with a red face from wind burn. My buddies and I played opening day here in Winnipeg, and it was a blast, snow still inside the treeline! lol..... all horned up and ready to play!!! gitty-up!!

when you play golf 2 days after having a large abcess(in a sensitive area!) opened and drained leaving an open wound, while on sick leave from work

played bloody well too!

I tore the bicep muscle loose in my right arm, I was able to hold off 3 days until saturday, on the first tee when I hit my drive I screamed, I finished the round.

...when your girlfriend, who's not a golfer, knows all about supination.

..when youre at the club the same day as the ladies..

..when your art teacher ask you to paint a landscape, and you draw the 18th from Pebble Beach.
..when you find a way to fit Jack Nicklaus and Tiger Woods in a History Discussion.
..when you tell your Varsity Basketball Coach that you will not be at any of the Team Camps this summer because Golf will be forever my #1 priority.

woo!

when you are reading this (at work) instead of working!

+1

You receive a call from your wife while at the range saying your mother-in-law has just been hit by a car. And you figure that you should at least finsih the bucket of balls before getting to the hospital. No, but seriously, she was fine. Walked out the same day.

ROFL! Thats bad.

When the glove-tan makes your left and right hand look like they each belong to different ethnic groups.

when you spend more money on golf than EVERYTHING else combined (girlfriend, food, rent, car, etc.)

When you spend your lunch money for the week on tuesday to get your wedges regriped (I'm hungry)

When you look at the thermometer and it says 109 and you still try to skip out early for twilight.

When it is 90 something degrees in CT when you get home from work. What do you do decide to do?

Go walk 9 holes!!

When your entire wardrobe of clothes looks more like the contents of the Pro Shop and you dont feel comfortable in ordinary shoes?

You still go into the Pro Shop on your days off, just to help the gaffer out with a bundle of Re-grips, tell him that you just like to help, but really you have withdrawl symtoms from the smell of grip solvent, new clothes and wooden tees??

When you feel uncomfortable wearing sandals because your feet look white as snow, yet the rest of you is nice and tan.

...when you cant be seen out in public without a cap because half of your face is brown but your forehead is bone white???

When your on this site more than once a day.

When your wife wants to plan marriage counseling and your first question is "What day?" cause you don't want to miss designated Thursday twilight outings.


Anyone need a roommate?

you reply to this thread....

Mother is in an accident - see her in the hospital and squeeze in 9 holes before dark.

or must atleast take one swing in a day (office, side of the house, elevator) for about 355 days out of the year.

My wife takes the car to work so I bungie my folding cart to the back rack of my 50cc scooter and put the bag in between my knees and drive 15km (9 miles) to play golf just across the Canada/US border. The border guards laugh.

10. You have more than four pairs of golf shoes
9. Dawn Patrol used to be about surfing
8. You have a staff bag in your office, and there is nothing remotely "staff" about your golf swing
7. You convince your wife that joining a private club is actualy cheaper than public golf
6. But we can only afford a single membership so she'll have to stay home..dang it
5. You're 51 years old and hide new clubs in the garage
4. You again convince your wife that buying a custom golf cart with a blender, cd player, gps and a cooler is cheaper than cart fees.
3. Your pissed that Socal wildfires have closed your club for a week...oh yeah 200 local houses burned down too
2. One of your buddies whose house burned down is also pissed the club is closed
1. You think Natalie Gulbis is beautiful

when you agree to everything you just read.

DITTO above... actually:

When it's the hottest weekend of the year (the one that just went by, we're talking 90+ degree w/the heat index making it feel over 100 degrees!) and you decide to play 9 holes (& walk it) on both days, Saturday AND Sunday!!! And that's on top of going to the golf driving range on Friday afternoon to work on your swing/game!!!!!

LOL!!! Agreed!

...you spend 3 hours a night watching the golf channel, while surfing this site and anything golf related it leads you to.

When you are known (by the entire campus) to deliver your lectures using old golf club shafts (complete with grips) as pointers. In addition, you can work golf analogies into EACH and EVERY cell biology lecture over the course of a semester! Your office has a wall display of old persimmon clubs. There is a large "Life is Good" banner behind your desk with the smiley putting "Jake" on it ...

I'll stop there. There is more.

When you return home from work at 4 in the morning and fondle your clubs before you fondle your wife....

When you are sitting up at 11:33 pm watching "The Approach" and reading this entire thread.

Also, when you are quitting your job in August to go back to school and you have set up an on-line savings account so you can still afford to play in the fall and your wife won't know about the extra money. I also have six dozen NXT Tours hidden in my closet.

My wife has a great nickname for my tan, but it's not "board friendly".

Playng 7 days after an appendectomy, then 10 days after acl replacement/meniscus repair. Pain killers did help.

When you have 15 golf shirts, and two ordinary t-shirts. One of the two t-shirts is greasy, wripped up, two sizes too small and reeks of chinese food.

....when you know your handicap including the decimal digit. (I'm a 9.9.)

just superb

+1 My feet are as white as an alaskan winter but the legs and arms are about 40 shades darker

when your completely in debt and jobless yet you use "bill me later" to order all brand new clubs

when a school teacher needs you then ring the golf club.

when your wife calls you 'cause she's in labor and on her way to the hospital and you tell her you'll be right there...I only have two more holes to play!!!

...you fall asleep going through shot by shot of your next round of golf.

When your wife suggests you get a shaft extension...

when you walk by Golfsmith everyday on your walk home from work (NYC) and go in to see anything new.

nothing is new, but you check anyway, fiddle around with a few clubs, then walk out.

Still reading this post instead of working!!!!!

Thats me alright

hit a bucket of balls before work, during lunch, and after work.... and read Golfwrx during work.

you know you are addicted to golf when golf wrx becomes involved with your work

lol all these are good.......

how about when you tell your girlfriend/wife that you are fixing your clubs when you are really reshafting them with some expensive shafts
or

when you are broke you head over to the chipping green with your shag bag and collect the leftover range balls and use those to hit on the range(cheap i know, i don't do it all the time).
or

when i'm at work and i notice a customer wearing something remotely related to golf(hat, shirt, etc) i try and strike up a conversation with them, which has led to a free round of golf because they ended up working at a golf course.
or

when you talk about golf so much at work that your co-workers don't say hi to you rather what'd you shoot yesterday?