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DaCorbster
ok... well this manliest of men never seems to get all of the praise he deserves, so i decided to open up a praise thread! lets hear it for the man who hit it 1,012 YARDS!!!
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POW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jcrizzle
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LONG GAME IS EVERYTHING

G FORCE
DaCorbster
only the best can wear black jeans!
POW!
MrParr1Noid
You have to admit, that guy does have some serious lag there. bb.gif
dgrelecki
He looks SO much more powerful in this picture....BBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM

Hifade
and he hits a rope hook that could go around the corner

POW!!!
Diesel
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macglock
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

PoWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

he always has an air wedge in, even a doctor knockdown if he gets it close
DaCorbster
QUOTE(MrParr1Noid @ Mar 31 2008, 06:49 PM) *
You have to admit, that guy does have some serious lag there. bb.gif

thats cause its a smart shaft! it has 3 flex points!
"it works if your swing speed is 70 MPH or 170 MPH, like me...JACK HAMM!!!" -Jack Hamm

DaCorbster
QUOTE(Hifade @ Mar 31 2008, 06:52 PM) *
and he hits a rope hook that could go around the corner

POW!!!

hey hey hey! he just knows how to work the ball... its all about the shot shaping!
mfons31
POWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

YOUVE BEEN HAMMEREDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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gompers
One little known fact is that Jack Hamm has to carry a radio with him at all times to remain in communication with the FAA when teeing off.
mat562
Thanks to the wonders of YouTube I've finally seen what all this 'Pow!' ridicule is all about...

I'm still laughing now. biggrin.gif

No doubt the guy can hit it a long way, but appearing on an infomercial whilst looking remarkably like the lost member of Bucks Fizz isn't a great move image-wise...
mfons31
I heard from a guy on tour that Tiger's SQ is really a HAMMER. with a whiteboard.....tipped 3 inches
DaCorbster
QUOTE(mfons31 @ Mar 31 2008, 07:25 PM) *
I heard from a guy on tour that Tiger's SQ is really a HAMMER. with a whiteboard.....tipped 3 inches

sounds about right... though he still cant drive it as far as JACK HAMM!
jamjambalaya226
Well It's obvious that the Hammer, by Jack Hamm, is the greatest driver ever made. Take your callaway to the pawn shop because titanium is obsolete - Next generation Zolex is where it's at. It's the only driver that picks up speed on the downswing!? Jack Hamm may be more of a man than Chuck Norris, and thats really saying something.
Lefty44
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kz1cZucoRGo
jcrizzle
How does THE HAMMER compare to the titleist 905r?
gompers
QUOTE(jcrizzle @ Apr 1 2008, 10:25 AM) *
How does THE HAMMER compare to the titleist 905r?


There is no comparison.

What's the 905r made of? Titanium? That's not zolex, baby.

Hammer 1 - 905r 0

How far will you hit with the 905r? 300 yards? The Hammer will hit it over 1000 yards. That's over 3 times as far.

Hammer 2 - 905r 0

Does the 905r come with the patented 40 kickpoint shaft that automatically flexes to fit any swing? Of course not. That's only with the hammer.

Hammer 3 - 905r 0

Can you use the 905r to climb steep cliffs and hit the ball into space? Nope. The only club that can do that is the hammer.

Hammer 4 - 905r 0

Can you say "POWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" while hitting the 905r? Yes, but it won't make any difference. Do that with the Hammer and you're going to increase your drive by 300%.

Hammer 5 - 905r 0

Game. Set. Match. The only driver you should be using is the Hammer.
jcrizzle
LULLZ
DaCorbster
QUOTE(gompers @ Apr 1 2008, 08:39 AM) *
QUOTE(jcrizzle @ Apr 1 2008, 10:25 AM) *
How does THE HAMMER compare to the titleist 905r?


There is no comparison.

What's the 905r made of? Titanium? That's not zolex, baby.

Hammer 1 - 905r 0

How far will you hit with the 905r? 300 yards? The Hammer will hit it over 1000 yards. That's over 3 times as far.

Hammer 2 - 905r 0

Does the 905r come with the patented 40 kickpoint shaft that automatically flexes to fit any swing? Of course not. That's only with the hammer.

Hammer 3 - 905r 0

Can you use the 905r to climb steep cliffs and hit the ball into space? Nope. The only club that can do that is the hammer.

Hammer 4 - 905r 0

Can you say "POWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" while hitting the 905r? Yes, but it won't make any difference. Do that with the Hammer and you're going to increase your drive by 300%.

Hammer 5 - 905r 0

Game. Set. Match. The only driver you should be using is the Hammer.

here's a man after my own heart...
PS Jeff (jcrizzle) that was a very stupid question! obviously the hammer is better! dont be such a n00b!
( i can say that hes my best friend)
Warszawa
I've seen about one hundred Hammer threads in my time here at GolfWRX and always noted how zealous the responses were.

Until now I had never seen Mr Hamm in action. All I have to say is...

POOOOOOOOWWWW!

(Man, that felt good).
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