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superfonzie
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Golf has given us some unusual and colorful terms to describe shots
such as "shank", "chili-dip", "skull", "duck-hook", "worm-burner", etc.



Here are come new ones to add to your vocabulary.



A "Paris Hilton" - a very expensive hole.



A "James Joyce" - a putt that's an impossible read.



A "Rock Hudson" - it looked straight, but wasn't.



A "Saddam Hussein" - from one bunker into another.



A "Yasser Arafat" - butt ugly and in the sand.



A "John Kennedy Jr"., - didn't make it over the water.



A "Rodney King" - over-clubbed.



An "O.J. Simpson" - got away with it.



A "Princess Grace" - should have used a driver.



A "Princess Di" - shouldn't have used a driver.



A "condom" - safe, but didn't feel very good.



A "Rush Limbaugh" - a bit too far to the right.



A "Nancy Pelosi" - way too far to the left.



A "Barbra Streisand" - ugly but still working.



[size="2"]A "Teddy Kennedy" - goes in the water, but jumps out


have fun jabbbing and sticking your buddies and opponents alike with these Beauties....... good.gif


Pinehurst1999
The OJ Simpsons needs to be ammended to...got away with a big slice"
silver77
that was a good one
DCDeac
Quick Correction:


A "Rush Limbaugh" - way too far to the right.


A "Nancy Pelosi" - a bit too far to the left.

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DaveyH
some good ones haha!!
littlepingman
Most of these were covered very well in this thread...

http://www.golfwrx.com/forums/index.php?sh...c=99433&hl=
Grum
Bunker to bunker is also known as an Osama smile.gif
StaffBag
QUOTE(DCDeac @ Feb 14 2008, 10:15 AM) *
Quick Correction:


A "Rush Limbaugh" - way too far to the right.


A "Nancy Pelosi" - a bit too far to the left.

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A "John McCain" - Started out right, moved to the left, then went back to the right.
(Just like a "Drice"... or "Draw-Slice" if you've ever heard of that one!!!)
El Crab
QUOTE(Grum @ Feb 15 2008, 12:45 PM) *
Bunker to bunker is also known as an Osama smile.gif


I call it "island hopping".
Gripit N Ripit 54
My personal favorite, A "Bon Jovi" (When one hits a putt and only gets about halfway to the hole)

WHOOAAAA your halfway there....OHHOOH, give it a little prayer!

Brian
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