Tiger=8 wins and one major, Elin becomes pregnant with twins.

Phil =3 wins and wins the Masters, is leading at Torrey Pines in the US open but chokes on Sunday, does not contend for the remainder of the year, wins 1/2 of a point in the Ryder Cup.

Hunter Mahan=wins twice and contends in the majors, makes Ryder Cup Team and is the top point earner.

Rory=falls off the face of the golfing earth, no one seems to notice........

Ernie=wins one minor event in the US, then decides to play in Europe full time.

Sergio=Blames missing the cut in the Open Championship on the spit that gets between his ball and the sweet spot on his putter. Switches to cross hand, then back to belly, finally settles on the claw grip before he blames his concern about global warming as a huge distraction, he then gets a phone call from Al Gore who gives him a putting lesson. Sergio then flys in his private jet to the USA where he finally gets carted away in a straight jacket when he is seen wrestleing with Boo Weekley. Apparantly he is trying to get his score card from him, and is screaming in Spanish something about the wrong score being written down. Boo says "aw jus thot he wus try'un to steal the ammo from my pocket"

Angel Cabrerra- does not win in the US, but gets kicked out of every restaurant in California during US Open week for trying to light up

Ryder Cup=the US finally wins!! However Tiger and Phil only win 3 1/2 points between them, credit the victory to Hunter Mahan, Boo Weekley and Woody Austin.

The Fed Ex Cup is won by Tiger after playing in two events and winning them both, Tiger says I finally brought my A-game to the course the first time this year. I think the work I am doing with Hank Haney has finally paid off. All year long I have been stripeing it on the range only to have to grind it out with my short game the entire round.

John Daly-does not regain his tour card, declares bankruptcy and is last seen heading to a casino smoking a cig, drinking a beer with his divorce lawyer in tow. John says he plans on playing in Europe and Asia next season, and that he hopes to win back some of the 500 million he has lost at the casinos during the last 3 years. John is then seen in the tabloids dating Britanny Spears.

Jason Day-keeps his card, barely, but says he will win the Masters next spring becasue that is what Tiger did at his age.

Michelle Wie- I'm sorry ...who is Michelle Wie? I lost my train of thought, oh yeah she is that Golf Sportswear model whose picture I see at Dick's Sporting Goods. I predict I will see a lot more of her at Dick's and at all the local golf shops in the womans apparel section

haha, very good, loved the sergio thing! Here's some European predictions

Ian Poulter: Gets locked up for indecent exposure as he dresses up in a skirt and high heels in an attempt to bring some attention to his ladies range of products

Nick Dougherty: Forgets to put 4 tubs of gel into his hair one day and it goes all frizzy on him, getting in his vision and he chokes, again

Padraig Harrington: Gets more money from Tourism Ireland for sounding ridiculously like a leprechaun, has another year of rollercoaster golf in the majors this time coming up the 18th at Oakland Hills with a 4 shot lead only to 3 putt for a 12 but thankfully still wins due to Mickelson hitting it OB with a 3 wood off the tee

Retief Goosen: Finally cracks a smile and in so doing solves global warming

Paul Casey: Stops working on those forearms and finally wins a couple tournaments, then immediately goes back into training to beat Floyd Mayweather

Daniel Chopra will win a couple in the US and Europe and Asia .
KJ Continues winning more and will bag a major .
Tiger wins less but still bags a major
the rest ??? Your guess is as good as mine

This ones a little out there but if you're a betting kind of person I guarantee some really good odds.

Tiger wins all 4 majors to take his total to 17, then decides he's had enough, buys an island in the pacific and we never hear or see of him again.

KJ Choi will win his first major.

Rory Sabbatini will win his first major.

Tiger will win two majors.

The Tour's Cut Policy will be revised.

Two rounds of 59 will occur this year on the PGA Tour.

The odds on that are actually only 20-1 in the bookies over here

Well I'm gonna go out on limb and say Tiger wins.

In all seriousness, Tiger has 2 majors, 10 total wins, including the Buick upcoming.
Phil will win twice.
Daly's highest finish will be a top 10, but no tour card.
Steve Stricker moves to #2 in the world and stays for a while.
Adam Scott moves back into top 5 in the world. (wins on both PGA and Euro tour)
CH3 wins a major.
Remaining major goes to a no name. (Tiger will be in 2nd)
Vijay falls out of top 10 in world.
Daniel Chopra moves up really high.

Another one...

Tiger Woods will test positive for steroids...The PGA Tour will strip him of all his victories...

Yeah right...

Rory and Jason Day come up with a mastermind plan to take tiger out of the #1 spot..then it fails horribly and they look like jackasses.


Anyways, I'm thinking Tiger Will get 2 or 3 majors...hopefully 4 this year.
I can see Stricker moving to 2nd in the world.
Sergio will find more stuff to blame on his putting, going through various putter styles and grips.
John Daly won't get his card unfortunately.
Tommy 2 Gloves gets a win??

Sergio gives Sabatini a savage beating at the Open, then police haul his a*s away in cuffs!