Thought you'd all like these articles from The Onion... If you're not familiar with The Onion, it's a satiracal newspapers. Some REALLY funny stuff here. Those who are Humor Impaired need not apply!

Andy Roddick To New Friend Phil Mickelson: 'We're Just Like Roger Federer And Tiger Woods'
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_brief...k_to_new_friend

Woods Annoyed Daughter Was Looking Other Way When He Won PGA Championship
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_brief...ed_daughter_was

Tiger Wood Reveals He's Zach Johnson
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/tiger...eals_he_is_zach

The Onion Golf Tips
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/38266

And finally:
Annika Sorenstam Has Another Remarkable Year For A Lady
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/43156