How to build an intimidating bag of clubs

by   |   November 8, 2012
Matt Kuchar

 

It’s said that scratch golfers are among the top 1 percent of golfers worldwide. They are the Sasquatches of the golf world — often heard about, but seldom seen or played with. Some people think you can recognize these golfers not just by their fluid swings, soft touch around the greens and rhythmic putting strokes. According to a lot of golfers, most good golfers can be recognized with a simple peak into the bag to see what clubs they are playing.

There’s something telling about a golfer’s bag and the clubs in it. Maybe it’s the wear spots on the irons and how old the wedges are. Is there a classic club in there? A Titleist 905R driver perhaps? Does he or she have an old Ping Anser style putter, or rusty Cleveland 588 wedge?

We all play this game because we want to be that golfer, the one who no one wants to play against, the golfer who makes every 5-foot putt he or she looks at and the one who can get up and down from anywhere. It’s time to be honest, though. There’s a solid chance that golfer is never going to be you. You work 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. and have a wife and children. You aren’t the golf Sasquatch, you just use a Nike Sasquatch (not the tour model, the retail version with the Mitsubishi Rayon’s made-for yellow Diamana).

I’m not trying to hurt anyone’s feelings. Remember, the average handicap of male golfers is 16, which is a really long way from scratch.

Here’s the thing with golf though — when you’re on the course with three other people, even a fairly open course, only those three people (and possibly the three people in the group behind you) are the only ones who will ever see you hit a shot. So does it matter if you are a scratch? Maybe to some. But for most golfers, looking like a scratch golfer will be much easier and more fun that being one.

If I’ve learned one thing from golf, it’s that the golfers who look good on the course also have a tendency to play better. That’s why I’ve created a step-by-step guide on how to build an intimidating bag of clubs, one that will make you look like a scratch golfer. Getting better is up to you.

Click here for more discussion in the “Equipment” forum.

Step 1: Bagging the right bag

Let’s start with the bag. You have a staff or cart bag you say? Great. How big is your fireplace? Go throw it in there.

I’ve played with some great players who’ve had cart bags, but that’s not the point. We want to make this a slam-dunk. You know what a cart bag says about you? It says you like to ride in a cart (and you probably drink beer during rounds too). That means you are probably not a scratch golfer.

Go buy a Ping Hoofer carry bag and thank me later. You get bonus points if you carry it during the round. I’ve never seen a bad player lug a Ping Hoofer around for 18 holes and neither have you.

Step 2: Covering those clubs

Don’t stop there while you’ve got the fire going. Here’s another piece of golf equipment that never hits a shot, but can make a world of difference in how you’re perceived by the golfing community: head covers. No scratch player is going to lose to a guy with a set of head covers that look brand new say “Rocketballz.” You can use TaylorMade RocketBallz products, mind you, just make sure to get a sock head cover for them. Put your Rocketballz under a Rocket Tour and you are in business! (If you don’t get that reference, you are probably one of the golfers that should re-read this).

If you want to take your head cover street cred a step further, drive over your head covers a few times with your car. Head covers are like jeans – they look better broken in. As for iron head covers, throw them out because no good player has ever used them. Dings are like divots — if you’re a good player, you can’t escape them.

Step 3: Choosing the right driver

First off, trade in your square driver unless your name is Lucas Glover. Ditto for any driver with a significant offset.

Great players use drivers from all makes and years, so it’s really tough to go wrong. If you want to seal the deal, though, buy a Titleist 910 driver. Great amateur players use Titleist drivers, but you don’t necessarily want it to be too “new” because that has its own implications. The 910 models are in the sweetspot — a couple of years old, but holding strong on Tour.

The aforementioned 905R is another good choice, but it’s been around so long it’s made it into a lot of hacks bags through eBay or used bins. If you have a Titleist 907 and think that’s fine, it’s not. Drive into a bad part of town and leave your door open (I am doing you a favor. You’ll just have to trust me). The 907 drivers were only created because TaylorMade got a Manchurian candidate into Titleist for two years to sabotage them. That’s at least what I read on GolfWRX.

Step 4: Picking a 3-wood

A good 3 wood needs to be old enough that you’ve hit it a lot, like a 1000 times. It also needs to look like it’s made par 5s just line up and surrender to you.

A good 3 wood is your most trusted club, but also one of the hardest clubs to hit. Scour eBay and find a TaylorMade V-Steel, the holy grail of modern 3 woods. You get bonus points if it’s beat to within inches of its life. If it isn’t, just smack it with a rock a few times so it is. Done and done. Actually, while you’re at it, make sure to get the 5 wood too, because great players don’t use hybrids. I don’t know why, but Tiger and Rory don’t use them, so that’s good enough for me.

Step 5: Bagging the proper irons

Irons present the biggest opportunity for posing of any club in the bag. Miuras might mean you are a player, but they also might mean you have a lot of money and just want to play the clubs Tiger used while with Nike, I mean … never mind.

Titleist blades? You might be one of the many 15 handicaps who actually think blades are the best way to improve. I’m not going to judge, actually no wait that’s what we are doing here. In fact that’s the whole purpose of this article. So let’s judge: I don’t trust people with blades. Some golfers with blades are great players, but some guys are trying to appear like great players. I’m trying to give you a chance to not appear like you are appearing, are you still with me here?

Here is what you do: buy a set of Mizuno MP-60s. They are tasteful and elegant forged cavity backs. No one “poses” using cavity backs, and Mizuno somehow manages to be a players club while simultaneously avoiding the pitfalls of being a magnet for wannabes. Your irons better be dinged up too, because nothing says “I like to take drops when my ball is on a root” more then pristine clubs. So bang ‘em up a bit. Scratch players punch out. Guys that get beat by scratch players use their foot wedge and say things like “leaf rule” or “root rule.”

Step 6: Adding wedges

Scratch players pretty much all play the same wedges. I’ve never met one who didn’t have a Vokey or some form of rusty Cleveland in his bag. So when you’re choosing why risk it? Get yourself one of both. I’m thinking a 53-degree rusty old Cleveland 588 and the 60-degree Vokey of your choice.

Step 7: The putter

Probably half the great players you’ll ever meet use Scotty Cameron putters. I’d guess those players make up less than half Cameron’s business, however. Horrific golfers who happen to have great wives use the rest of Cameron’s putters. If you choose to go with a Scotty it had better be an old one because the absolute truth of golf is that guys with shiny putters make absolutely nothing.

If I were choosing (and I am), I’d go with an old Ping Anser style putter. You might be thinking, “Aren’t there like a million Ping Ansers out there? Aren’t most of them in the bags of total hacks?”

The answer is yes, but an old Anser putter in the bag of a guy using MP60s and a Titleist 910 driver — there’s not too many of those. That guy isn’t missing inside 10 feet and you know it. At least that’s why you think when you see his bag.

I shouldn’t have told you all this, because guys with intimidating bags don’t lose. But just by hanging out by the putting green with your new bag, 97 out of 100 of them will think you are the best player they’ve ever seen. Impressing the other three is on you though.

The range is that a way.

Click here for more discussion in the “Equipment” forum.

About

Jeff Singer was born and still resides in Montreal, Canada. Though it is a passion for him today, he wasn't a golfer until fairly recently in life. In his younger years Jeff played collegiate basketball and football and grew up hoping to play the latter professionally. Upon joining the workforce, Jeff picked up golf and currently plays at a private course in the Montreal area while working in marketing. He has been a member of GolfWRX since 2008

78 Comments

  1. bradford

    August 19, 2014 at 9:26 am

    It’s really not that elusive…Realize that the scratch guys are the ones coming up the 9th when you pull up for your “early” 9AM tee time. They play early to avoid playing in the droves of “normals”, and they play together.

    • bradford

      August 19, 2014 at 9:29 am

      Also…16 may be the “average” hcp in some group you’ve selected, but even that is about 10-12 shot lower than the actual average score for amateur golfers. Average is around 100, which would put the average hcp closer to 26. The average golfer does not shoot 86-88.

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  3. Tom

    July 24, 2014 at 11:40 am

    I actually felt like I was giving something up over the last 2 years with an almost complete equipment overhaul. Granted, having a real job and a wife has taken it’s toll on my game, but here is the old followed by the new. I was a much cooler golfer in the past!

    2006-2012 – Driver Ping G5 7.5 with a 1/4″ short shaft (Repainted after wife messed with my bag on the cart and it fell off when we pulled away chipping the hell out of it).
    1998-2011 – Callaway Big Bertha 3 wood memphis steel shaft (Before the Warbird- had a Flat Bottom)I actually flattened the face it was hit so many times. Had to replace.
    2011-Current – Titlest PT 906F2 bore through shaft ($15 and repainted in garage to get rid of 1000 sky marks from previous owner).
    2000-2012 – Hogan Apex Plus Forged minimal cavity back irons w/ turned over tour velvet grips. Still love these sticks and will go back to them.
    2003-2012 – ONE Wedge – Hogan Riviera 56
    1997-2003 – Knock Off Panzer sand wedge with some scars in the leading edge that looked like they might have happened by hitting the curb of a sidewalk. Resembles the Eye2 wedges.
    2000-2012 – Odyssey #2 with the 1st gen white hot face with the course logo that i worked at in High School printed on the toe. Also beat to snot with no cover.
    1997-2011 – Jones stand bag intermittently swapped out for the Highschool bag, then a junior college ping Hoofer. Stitching finally gave out on the strap loops, but the leg system was still perfect.
    2011-2012 – Replaced Jones reluctantly with a Callaway hyperlite black stand bag with the Jack Daniels Logos all over it because I won it in a captains choice tourney.
    1996-Current – Red Macaw Parrot Daphnies Headcover on 3 wood. 4 years of HS golf with 1 team state championship, 1 year of Junior Co. golf, and a host of captains choice wins.

    I’ve since replaced the driver with an XHot Pro, the Irons with much needed forgiving Ping i15′s and after loosing my 3 iron (Who does that?), added a cobra hybrid. However the driver is now covered by a hand made black and yellow plaid one that i made myself, and the hybrid has another hand made tweed cover. It still looks like I know something, but man did the forged hogans look good too.

  4. Steve

    July 15, 2014 at 9:42 pm

    Great Article…It sounds like he was writing the article about me and he was at the range looking at my bag!

    Taylormade SLDR 9.5 Driver
    Taylormade R11s 3-Wood
    Taylormade RBZ Stage 2 Tour 5-wood
    Mizuno MP-68′s 3-PW
    Mizuno MP-10 52*
    Vokey Oilcan Rusted 56* & 60* wedges
    Bettinardi/Mizuno BC-4 Black and yellow Putter.

    Oh and by the way I throw on the Bright Orange Puma golf shoes every once in a while. LOL

  5. Doctor Phil

    July 11, 2014 at 7:22 am

    This article is just fantastic. Boys and girls, don’t forget the Dyna-Powered sand wedge. Just showing my age a bit. Congrats to all who encapsulated the spirit of the article.

  6. Mike

    June 27, 2014 at 4:12 am

    haha.. i have both 3 and 5 wood V-Steel..

  7. Ken

    June 25, 2014 at 1:54 am

    If Mr. Wonderful throws down a Dunlop X-Out on a water hole … Well … He’s just a poser.

  8. Mithrys

    December 17, 2013 at 12:13 am

    Bumping the thread because I am curious. No one mentioned the pitching wedge. I just swapped my r7 pw for a cleveland 588. Who all still plays the stock set pw? I feel the rest of my wedges (All 588s) feel better so I swapped the pw to get a more consistent short game.

    • richie65

      June 20, 2014 at 12:17 am

      My 3-wood is even older……..KZG CH-1 with a stiff Dynalite. Every year for the last 9 I’ve tried to replace it, but nothing has stuck. Only an old Steelhead + 4-wood came close.
      Ping L8 bag. Old.
      Nike wedges…..very straight leading edge.
      2-Ball. old original grip
      Don’t really play more than 8-10 times a year. (3 young kids)
      Holding on to an 8 hncp. I wish I could still score!

      • Terry Michaelson

        June 22, 2014 at 11:14 pm

        The KZG CH-1 3 wood is an awesome club. I have the Harrson low launch shaft in bight yellow. Can’t miss it Can’t replace it. KZG forged cavity backs are pretty sweet too.

  9. russ

    December 8, 2013 at 3:11 pm

    Not a bad article, I conform to most of it. I was a scratch golfer 6 years ago but gave up due to a child coming into my life. I sold everything but last week I started back up.

    Basically I have gone secondhand on the irons mizuno mp 37, I love blades and no cavity back touches them. I’d rather hit a shit blade shot than awesome cavity.

    I’ve gone for TM r1 driver new club,
    Titleist 913H hybrid #3 (never used them in the past hated the things but gave one a go yesterday and Christ they are awesome)do miss my TM burner 3 wood from the early 90′s though.
    I still use 3 iron and don’t bother with a 3 wood.
    I have secondhand ghost putter, but if I could put I would be plus 4 golfer not just scratch.
    Cleveland secondhand wedge 54 degree

    I use a carry bag (Cleveland)new. I played my first 18 holes on a new course yesterday and the first comment I got was about my bag and clubs within it. At the moment it’s all show though as I shot a 78 not bad for first hit but pretty shit really.

  10. realist kenan

    September 12, 2013 at 9:53 am

    i love putting a new club in the bag and experimenting with equipment.

    New technology and tinkering with your bag is a part of golf that makes it fun

  11. Carlos

    August 21, 2013 at 12:03 pm

    This article is greatness. Thanks for sharing.

  12. tyler

    July 29, 2013 at 1:16 pm

    This is dumb. I am pretty good player and i love putting a new club in the bag and experimenting with equipment.

    New technology and tinkering with your bag is a part of golf that makes it fun.

  13. Rixirox

    July 11, 2013 at 6:22 am

    Ho Hum. I love golf. I have a nice brand new Titleist bag and sock covers. My clubs have each earned their slot in my bag. I play for money. I don’t try to look like an intimidator. I look like “easy money” In Drag racing we call them “sleepers”. I am not laughing at your article but I am laughing all the way to the bank. New Titleist cart bag and all.

  14. Jeffrey C Daschel

    June 22, 2013 at 11:54 pm

    Another Step- Tan your legs, only the calves need be paid any attention to. Do not, ever, allow sun-tan to form on ankles, there should be a white line, from ankle socks that go just fully past the ankles, as everyone knows no scratch golfer has ever worn no show shocks. Those are for the kids.

    • bradford

      June 20, 2014 at 7:38 am

      Not sure I agree here…in fact, almost all of us (not that I’m scratch) that walk wear the best socks we can get, and most of those are no-shows.

      What I will agree with is that the tan line is a dead giveaway, but it’s the hands. If there’s a clearly white hand (usually left), that’s a pretty good sign that anytime the guys outside, he’s on the golf course.

  15. Jeffrey C Daschel

    June 22, 2013 at 11:40 pm

    Great read, but the first paragraph, its peek, not peak. Hopefully that will allow more people like me with OCD to enjoy the article

  16. manlong

    June 3, 2013 at 1:37 am

    Enjoyed your article so much. It gives pleasure to “act” like a scratch. However, the best thing to copy or “act” is how the scratch player react to their own game. Most of this scratch players I played with have great calmness during their game apart from having the equipment’s you mentioned.

  17. GO

    May 18, 2013 at 11:13 pm

    You can fake it to about the 2nd shot, maybe 2nd tee . . . I’ve made mistakes on the first tee looking at bag, made mistakes looking at grip, but it doesn’t take long watching a player, . . . and it doesn’t take long to figure out a golfer that wants to look good compared to a player that wants to play good . . . and that’s when you hope the wager is auto 1downs.

    Kind of sad actually that someone wants to buy status . . . it’s a parasite on our current culture, I see it with the cars my neighbors drive, and the jeans kids buy new that are already worn out (my kids too) . . . what ever happened to wearing out your own jeans, driving something that is practical, and being proud of the player you are becoming instead of the player you want to be perceived as. I’d much rather play with a 15hcp player who is learning/working it than a 15 that carries ‘the sticks’… not many winners i know that are faking it.

    But I did enjoy the article, well written and aside from the Titleist affiliation accurate with my experience…. Jeff must be hanging with a bunch of All American AJGA Club Champions.

    This coming from a guy who has played a bunch of golf,

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  21. mike

    January 15, 2013 at 1:18 am

    ” im trying to give you a chance to not appear like you are appearing ”
    this line got me. funny stuff

  22. mike

    January 15, 2013 at 1:15 am

    hey Jeff, this article had me in stitches. i really enjoyed this . really funny yet some weird truths in there.
    keep’em coming.

  23. TXgolfer

    December 7, 2012 at 1:14 pm

    great article, oh and shoes MUST have spikes and preferably footjoy icons. grips need to look good cuz every scratch golfer knows good grips are a must, and if not gp multi compounds then logo down. scratch golfers also dont buy a large bucket of balls and only bring their driver. if you are wondering why then youve got a lot to learn my friend

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  25. Paul

    November 30, 2012 at 9:00 pm

    This article does not wash with me. I play a nice cart bag, with shiny Tour Edge exotic CNC forged irons, R11′s all the way around. I play to a 2 and have never thought about what I carry making any statement. I hope others view me as a poser, fine with me. They better come with game, and old clubs. And my putter is shiny too!! lol

  26. Dannyboy

    November 14, 2012 at 9:20 am

    Also, take the decals off your iron shafts, knock in and replace your divots rather than filling them with sand and only use a tee for your driver (which you should also knock to correct height using the club)… Hoofers, 588′s and 975D’s all the way! Used to see a few sets of DCI’s around too…

  27. Vansmack73

    November 14, 2012 at 1:59 am

    Add bonus points to guys who have real deal shafts. Not the ones the that say deigned for titleist

    Also beware of the guy with a Wilson 8802

    • Doctor Phil

      July 11, 2014 at 7:03 am

      The 8802 is a dead set give away, much better than a Johny come lately Scotty!

  28. LOL

    November 13, 2012 at 1:24 am

    Im laughing at all of the people that seem to be taking this article seriously based off the comments their leaving…

    • Paul

      November 30, 2012 at 8:57 pm

      Agreed. They think they are scratch because their bag looks like junk? Play what you have and play them well. I do. Shiny new Tour Edge CNC forged.

  29. GolfTecHogan

    November 12, 2012 at 6:35 pm

    How about this:

    Callaway Ft-9ta w Matrix tp7hd X flex

    Tour Edge Exotics cb4 tour 3 wood w Graphite Designs Tour BB

    Miura Limited Black Blades 3-pw KBS c-taper S+

    Miura 54 C grind and Miura 59 y grind
    dynamic Gold Spinner + Shafts

    and yes i do carry a staff bag.

    • Paul

      November 30, 2012 at 8:56 pm

      Amen, I have played with awesome players with shiny new clubs and staff bags. This article is bull, plain old bull. I carry a staff bag and play to a 2 and will take scratch players most the time.

      • Mick

        June 27, 2014 at 2:01 am

        then why arent you playing off scratch??

      • bradford

        August 19, 2014 at 9:18 am

        If you’re beating a 0 “most of the time”, either you’re not a 2, or they’re not 0′s.

    • Doctor Phil

      July 11, 2014 at 7:06 am

      CB1 3 wood. Then you would be talking. Throw in the 5 as well. That’s what I’ve got :)

  30. GOLFLB33

    November 11, 2012 at 3:09 pm

    Great post. obv there are variations but you hit the nail on the head here.

    So true about the ping hoofers. When i was growing up that was the 1st indication of a player.

    Then scottys camerons, clevelands or vokey wedges and a 975d sweet

  31. WOW

    November 11, 2012 at 4:06 am

    My WITB currently: 905R w/ Diamana BB, Callaway Warbird 5 wood, Mizuno MP-60 irons, 588 gunmetal wedges, Bullseye putter. I have yet to find that elusive, hard to find 3 wood….but i will try the v steel. These clubs were all in my bag before i read this interesting and entertaining article cause it speaks the truth.

    • renoir99

      November 12, 2012 at 11:27 am

      The V-Steel is a good one…others you may want to look at if you haven’t…Titleist 906F2 or the Tour Exotics CB4 Tour which is a rocketship

  32. Desmond

    November 11, 2012 at 2:37 am

    Seriously? A scratch golfer plays new-grooved clubs and a Sun Mountain bag. Hoofers? Maybe if you’re still using one from the ’90s. But c’mon, no longer.

    • sleeper

      June 29, 2013 at 5:42 pm

      for the record, mp-60s have conforming grooves.

    • Doctor Phil

      July 11, 2014 at 7:09 am

      Agree on Sun Mountain.

      • bradford

        August 19, 2014 at 9:21 am

        yup, nobody carries a hoofer

  33. Renoir99

    November 10, 2012 at 10:16 pm

    Great article…one thing I’m surprised I haven’t heard yet…alignment rods!!! Put those in your bag, and everyone thinks your a ‘grinder’. Not only do you practice, but you lay these down and line it all up…for about 7 shots…then you get right back to the old ‘hit and rake’

  34. jbob

    November 10, 2012 at 9:31 am

    currently have rusty vokeys and 910 driver also have 608.mb irons and get alot of questions about if i will sell irons. also 3hcap enjoy

  35. Orangebang

    November 10, 2012 at 3:12 am

    Great article. I laughed myself silly convinced you couldn’t keep a straight face while writing this as well.

  36. MarcB1

    November 10, 2012 at 12:13 am

    I took 15 years off of golf (wife issues) and came back to it this year (no more issues). I decided to up-grade some of my equipment so I visited the local driving range pro shop. I would look at the shiny new stuff gleaming on the racks but my main focus was the used rack at the back of the shop. Sometimes a clubs would appear and I would try them on the range. I did this almost every other day until something striked my fancy. Eventually, I rebuilt my bag with some near new and some a few years old. I also made new friends in the people that practticed, worked and owned the range. I now regularly practice , hangout and play with all of them. 15 years ago I was a 3 cap….there is so much more to this game that I will ever know or perhaps understand, but really, the people I have met? Priceless! Great article, thanks.

  37. Blake

    November 9, 2012 at 8:34 pm

    My WITB…
    Driver: Ping G5 9* w/ a Grafalloy Epic X
    3 Wood: Mizuno MP Titanium w/ a MR Fubuki S
    2 &3 irons: Titleist 704 CB’s with dy gold s300′s
    4-PW: taylormade rac forged with dy gold s300′s
    54*: Cleveland CG10 w/ wear spots on face and sole
    58*: Titleist Vokey 200 Series (Raw)
    Putter: Scotty Pro Platinum Delmar 3 (Rusty)

  38. Bogeytrain

    November 9, 2012 at 6:10 pm

    Throw on an Amino Vital towel to that bag and one gets 10+ points for style.

  39. sean_miller

    November 9, 2012 at 5:58 pm

    I aspire to appear to be better than I am, so I’ll trade in the Sun Mountain for a hoofer, the MP-11s for my old TA3s, and my Scratch wedges for my old Mizunos (can’t use the 588s since they match). I’ll keep the MP600 and Launcher 3-wood, but I’m gonna miss my 2-hybrid (even though it has a DGS300 in it). My Cleveland Classic putter doesn’t have enough dings so I’ll put the Anser 2 back in, but I hate the pingman grip. Which aftermarket grip can I use?

  40. John Wunder

    November 9, 2012 at 1:42 pm

    This was such a fun read. What a great way to start a Friday. Thanks Jeff. If I would add to the equipment I would take it one further and mention an old JONES bag with no stand that is just dropped on the ground from shot to shot.

    • Doctor Phil

      July 11, 2014 at 7:13 am

      Agree on Jones, as well.

  41. George

    November 9, 2012 at 12:55 pm

    great article and entertaining read! personally i’ve always had fun ‘predicting’ the playing level of those based on what gear I see (and seeing how close I am during our round). often i’m right but not always.

    i second the notion of low caps carrying a large towel not connected to the bag, as I’ve seen this quite a bit. a well-used carry bag (very often titleist or ping), rusty wedges, and an old 2 iron are signs i can attest to also.

  42. Brian

    November 9, 2012 at 12:20 pm

    Great article Jeff. So now that I have all that info, what the heck should I be wearing? Finding the clubs to make my appearance go from a 14.9 to scratch is easy enough, but when it comes to how to match up a shirt and pair of pants I’m lost. My purple-lined Footjoys mess up the whole ensemble!

    • Blanco

      November 12, 2012 at 2:35 am

      just wear some old new balance running shoes, x-pants, and a big-dog shirt. If you have a pony tail, ONLY use the rubber band to keep it together. scratch in no time.

  43. Aaron Alter

    November 9, 2012 at 12:10 pm

    Great piece. I make sure to never have a club in my bag that i can’t hint (cough blades cough )

    • Blanco

      November 12, 2012 at 2:28 am

      wow, that was awesome. your typo ended up working out being as your.. cough cough, hint, cough cough, was in fact a hint! Unless of course you meant to do it, in which case, pretty genius.

  44. Steve Ronaldson

    November 9, 2012 at 11:54 am

    Yep the club hoes are easy money. The lack of confidence in their games always comes back to their clubs. Always trying to buy a game

  45. Somaplr

    November 9, 2012 at 11:36 am

    I love playing guys that try to look like scratch golfers. Or club hoes…even better, easy money. I’ve found out the guys I’m most scared of are guys with tanner legs than my wife and look like Tin Cup.

  46. Steve Ronaldson

    November 9, 2012 at 10:58 am

    Having a big towel that is not connected to your bag. Is also a sign of a good golfer.

    • Zooch

      November 9, 2012 at 1:53 pm

      it sure is. Especially if you stole it from a hotel pool and it has one of those blue lines down the middle:)

      • GOLFLB33

        November 11, 2012 at 3:28 pm

        lol at the towel comment played in a tournament last year. we were called in after a few holes. getting equipment dry all players were in using the courses towels including a player that plays european tour (no names)

        The next day on the course i noticed from another fairway that he was using one of the towels on the course.

        Lol

  47. Tyler Dunham

    November 9, 2012 at 10:51 am

    Great article, I’m really coming to the realization that switching to new equipment every three months is affecting my game in a horrible way. Sticking with the equipment I have and starting to play better.

  48. Steve Ronaldson

    November 9, 2012 at 10:44 am

    Your article is false, I played college golf within the last two years and and majority of the players use at least two hybrids. They are used off the tee and to hit par fives. 5 woods were not common. You also didn’t metion shafts good players know that the shaft is more important than the head of a driver. Really only good players get fitted for the right shafts. The blades thing is true I play 690 MBs but only because I have played the same clubs for 10 years and I like the weight and ball flight if I was not afraid of change I would have gone to a forged cavity back.

    • Blanco

      November 12, 2012 at 2:24 am

      Please add:

      Step 8: Scratch golfers possess self-confidence and understand concepts like written humor and social media’s role in group think– that’s why they’re so damn good! They don’t try and downplay their not-aforementioned “ol’ trusty one” with the x-flex “scratch shaft” in an attempt to alert readers that to THIS article, they do not apply.

      • Jeffrey C Daschel

        June 22, 2013 at 11:51 pm

        well done.

  49. scothomas24

    November 9, 2012 at 9:39 am

    wow – my new bible. well stated. i recently spent a few bucks and upgraded to the 913d2 and mp64s, might have to take a few rocks to them now.

    What about the hybrid? i vote for either a driving iron, or adams………………

    • Cameron O'Leary

      March 17, 2013 at 6:30 pm

      Hybrids are for Hacks, 3 wood 5 wood combo is what scratches use!

      • shawn

        May 28, 2013 at 4:50 pm

        3-wood 2-iron more is like it

      • Larryoffthedeck

        June 29, 2013 at 9:00 am

        The right hybrid replaces the 5 wood and let’s you carry an extra wedge, 2-iron or whatever other ‘scratch’ club you prefer. Old school scratch play X100.

      • J.T. Parker

        July 21, 2014 at 3:50 pm

        I love to play the guys who believe hybrids are for Hacks! I have a 23 degree hybrid that I can hit a variety of distances and from any lie. While most are under clubbing or trying to hit a five wood out of rough, the hybrid comes out like a perfect lie.

  50. JRM

    November 9, 2012 at 7:55 am

    Pair me up everyday with a dude who wants to “look like” a scratch. The excuses start early… “that was a tough lie”, “these greens are slower than normal”, “bunkers are in bad shape”. Easy money.

  51. Prim'

    November 9, 2012 at 4:58 am

    WTF ?
    I just need to change my Staff Bag … :-)
    I’m an” old school golfer” with my full TPZ Set (from 3 to SW), my TM Rescue MD (first generation), an F50 by Mizuno and a bullseye blade.

    And I like drinking beers too (but not during a round)

    enjoy !

  52. ZenGolfer

    November 9, 2012 at 4:17 am

    i love ths article!!!!!!! reminds me of myself
    see below for my WITB………..

    9.5 Srixon W506 with Aldila NVS 65 Stiff
    3w Callaway Big Bertha with Aldila NVS 65 Stiff
    2iron Tommy Armour 855 Silverscot 18 deg with stock Stiff shaft
    3-PW Srixon i302 with Nippon 1050gh Stiff
    Ram FX Pro Set PW bent to 52 degrees with TT Dynamic Gold X100 Stiff
    60deg Titleist Vokey Design Custom Ground by myself with TT Dynamic Gold Regular
    36inch Ray Cook M1-3X (designed by Scotty Cameron)
    Cleveland Tour Stand Bag

    i cuurrently play of a 4 handicap……. enjoy!

  53. jgpl

    November 9, 2012 at 3:55 am

    Excellent – just forgot to add in a blade/forged 2 iron to cap it off!

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